"It's a great feeling when you see nine cows, and you know you're the only one who can truly help."

Measuring money in units of cow is like measuring distance by elephant.

Nicole Kidman's swimsuit fetched the equivalent of nine cows at auction in Eslöv on Saturday. The 16,200 kronor raised will be sent to poor families in India

Sacriliciousness!

Hold on a sec, aren't cows sacred in India? Wot's the point in sending starving people food they can't eat?!

Confused now.

/If this thread included a picture of Nicole Kidman by the pool w/o a swimuit on it would be instant WIN

I wonder how much Rosie O'Donnell's suit would get. Maybe the whole farm.

Her bathing suit couldn't just drive by those cows in need. As a scientologist, it knew that it was the only thing that could help...

Dear Jerk: Measuring money in units of cow is like measuring distance by elephant.

My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

TFA:The bathing suit had already raised 30,000 kronor for the Children's Cancer Fund and 5,500 for the Salvation army.

*sigh* A lowly bathing suit has done so much, and I...what have I done?

Now I feel lazy.

Doggie McNugget: I wonder how much Rosie O'Donnell's suit would get. Maybe the whole farm.

I imagine most of the things Rosie O'Donnell wears next to her skin quickly buys the farm.

blazemongr:
I imagine most of the things Rosie O'Donnell wears next to her skin (...)

...Ewww.

Dr. Nick Riviera

My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

That's only, like, eleven feet per gallon. Might be time to consider upgrading your ride... even GM can offer better mileage than that.

Die_ Ubermensch: blazemongr:
I imagine most of the things Rosie O'Donnell wears next to her skin (...)

...Ewww.

........Double Ewww

Just in case anyone wanted to see rosie o'donell's swimsuit.

again.
when a cow laughs, do you think milk comes out it's nose

Quatchi:Sacriliciousness!

Hold on a sec, aren't cows sacred in India? Wot's the point in sending starving people food they can't eat?!

Confused now.

Cows in India, though sacred, are also used for milk, fuel and hooked up to plows, mills, pulling cars out of ditches and all kinds of other things. A poor village in this case would be one that doesn't have enough cows to get all the work done.

And hey, I'm sure there are plenty pragmatist Indians who ate the sucker if they were going into serious dire straits.

She is absolutely gagging for it. I'd hit it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Richard Pye: She is absolutely gagging for it. I'd hit it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

OK, but first we have to hook you up to this e-meter to make sure your thetans are pure enough . . .

Anagrammer: OK, but first we have to hook you up to this e-meter to make sure your thetans are pure enough . . .

Hey come on she was just bearding for the Crazy Cruise, they adopted kids, he probably never hit that.

Doggie McNugget: I wonder how much Rosie O'Donnell's suit would get. Maybe the whole farm.

Just back away slowly. No one needs to get hurt.

Richard Pye: Anagrammer: OK, but first we have to hook you up to this e-meter to make sure your thetans are pure enough . . .

Hey come on she was just bearding for the Crazy Cruise, they adopted kids, he probably never hit that.

Yeah, because he kept falling off the step-ladder.

Doggie McNugget: I wonder how much Rosie O'Donnell's suit would get. Maybe the whole farm.

That would be a fat farm, right?

/don't want to see those crop circles.

I like how there's an ad for Swedish tourism below the article, followed by an article with the headline, "Swedish neo-Nazis become more violent".

Doc Batarang: Quatchi:Sacriliciousness!

Hold on a sec, aren't cows sacred in India? Wot's the point in sending starving people food they can't eat?!

Confused now.

Cows in India, though sacred, are also used for milk, fuel and hooked up to plows, mills, pulling cars out of ditches and all kinds of other things. A poor village in this case would be one that doesn't have enough cows to get all the work done.

And hey, I'm sure there are plenty pragmatist Indians who ate the sucker if they were going into serious dire straits.

Fun fact: The cows we have here in America are a different species than the ones in India. Therefore, a semi-observant Hindu -- one who eats chicken & lamb -- could get off on a technicality for eating Texas BBQ beef brisket, for example.

/my ignorance -- it may be showing
//i don't think those skinny subcontinental zebus would be good eating anyway

does anybody know why poor Indian farmers want pregnant cows? This is like sending bacon to Israel. Do they use them to plow or something? Seriously, I'm pretty confused by this.

lcmino: does anybody know why poor Indian farmers want pregnant cows? This is like sending bacon to Israel. Do they use them to plow or something? Seriously, I'm pretty confused by this.

plowing, milk, cheese, yogurt, and pulling carts.

I should probably read the thread before posting from now on.

mypalmike: I like how there's an ad for Swedish tourism below the article, followed by an article with the headline, "Swedish neo-Nazis become more violent".

I noticed that as well.

Come and visit lovely Sweden! Home of the Sauna, the valkryie, Ikea, and, new this year, rampant militant fascism!

quatchi: /If this thread included a picture of Nicole Kidman by the pool w/o a swimuit on it would be instant WIN

I'd settle for w/

lcmino: I should probably read the thread before posting from now on.

I usually find it a good rule.

Apparently, it's rule 37.

Check it out (new window) (bottom of the page)

Hey... a bang-able star looses bathing suit.. good
Some fan gets a famous swimming suit crotch he can press to his nose till he dies... good.
Some Indian family gets the equivalent of a free tractor/dairy bar...good.

everyone wins!

Nine whole cows? That's a lot of filet mignon. Was she still in it?

9 cows? Mahana would be jealous

/Johnny Lingo reference

Doc Batarang: Quatchi:Sacriliciousness!

Hold on a sec, aren't cows sacred in India? Wot's the point in sending starving people food they can't eat?!

Confused now.

Cows in India, though sacred, are also used for milk, fuel and hooked up to plows, mills, pulling cars out of ditches and all kinds of other things. A poor village in this case would be one that doesn't have enough cows to get all the work done.

And hey, I'm sure there are plenty pragmatist Indians who ate the sucker if they were going into serious dire straits.

And not all Indians are Hindu, either.

Wolfmanjames:And not all Indians are Hindu, either.

But it is considered bad form and not very neighbourly at all.

quatchi: Nicole Kidman's swimsuit fetched the equivalent of nine cows at auction in Eslöv on Saturday. The 16,200 kronor raised will be sent to poor families in India

Sacriliciousness!

Hold on a sec, aren't cows sacred in India? Wot's the point in sending starving people food they can't eat?!

Confused now.

/If this thread included a picture of Nicole Kidman by the pool w/o a swimuit on it would be instant WIN

They're sacred because they provide milk. You can get more milk from a cow than you can cheeseburgers.

And to think, it only took one cow to buy it the first time.

/oh yes I did go there

i'm about to whale on scientology so i am really getting a kick out of these replies.
/be very weary of the tenth of February...

Dear Jerk: Measuring money in units of cow is like measuring distance by elephant.

On at least 3 continents, measuring wealth by cow units is, and always has been, efficient and useful. Cows? Not so much.

May I be the first to say:

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plorqk: 9 cows? Mahana would be jealous

/Johnny Lingo reference

i got it.

quatchi I am confused too..For the same reason.

All I've got to contribute to this thread:

toejam
May I be the first to say:

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yeah that's the well I was going to.
/ashamed

Hmmm, Nicole Kidman's bikini bottoms...

I'd chew on that.

I'd make her pay me back for seeing "The Others" then I'd hit it.

plorqk: 9 cows? Mahana would be jealous

/Johnny Lingo reference
She is worth TEN cows, if she is worth a hoof!

Honestly, the last thing I expected to see on Fark this morning was a Johnny Lingo reference.

I'd hit it

/She's spiffy
//She's a corker alright
///Aussie slang rocks!

Thank you Cheeses!

/that's why I came to this thread

The cow is sacred because it provides a lot of stuff to them Indians, not because God told them. That's why they are useful.

You think they put cows in temples and feed them while letting them sit on their asses?

Nicole just doesn't do it for me. But I'd give her every chance to keep trying.

Bikini pics of Nicole, please.