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(CTV) Dumbass Put the tequila down and come out with your hands up   (ctv.ca) divider line 27
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UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:19:30 PM  
I think the police should be protecting us from Aristocrat instead.

 
Richard Pye 2008-02-09 08:32:07 PM  
Jessie Shamarchi Petrin, 24, was charged with possession of an imitation weapon dangerous to the public peace.

Dangerous to the public peace? Only if you can't hold it. I have no problem drinking tequila.

 
in2it 2008-02-09 08:35:24 PM  
This is from a city that bills itself as "The City of Champions" eh!

 
quatchi 2008-02-09 08:39:16 PM  
Pointing the Tekillya bottle at the cops was stupidity incarnate but drinknig yer way through an Edmonton winter is not particularily condusive to the decision making process.

img253.imageshack.us

/Am so buying one of these and making it into a bong.

 
skinink 2008-02-09 08:40:06 PM  

 
CraicBaby [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:40:11 PM  
Why did I know when I clicked on the link that it would be Edmonton? *sigh*

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-02-09 08:47:18 PM  
Stick the barrel to your lips and blow your brains out.

 
Jim Morrison's Corpse 2008-02-09 08:49:51 PM  
CraicBaby: Why did I know when I clicked on the link that it would be Edmonton? *sigh*

This.

I can't decide if it was a upper-middle class kid on the south side, or a severely intoxicated rig-pig out west though.

 
MrCheeks 2008-02-09 08:49:53 PM  
Make me.

 
helminthes 2008-02-09 08:54:12 PM  
Misspelling submissions is for the birds.

 
Poop-n-Slop 2008-02-09 08:56:24 PM  
EDMONTON REP-RA-ZENT!

-45c (windchill) this morning if I heard right...

I gotta hit up the Sally Anne for some mittens and such.

/mittens for kittens
//predrinking

 
HornedFrog 2008-02-09 08:59:40 PM  
come out with your hands up

and your pants down!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:08:33 PM  
Well...just lucky for him it wasn't at Florence & Normandie or they would have shot his ass dead, he would have dropped the bottle & all the tequilla would have been wasted. As would he, of course.

 
TX-Law 2008-02-09 09:11:18 PM  
CraicBaby: Why did I know when I clicked on the link that it would be Edmonton? *sigh*

Tequila in Canada? Nothing like a margarita when it's -30 and snowing, eh?

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-02-09 09:12:42 PM  
The only thing that should be shaped like a gun is a gun.

 
Poop-n-Slop 2008-02-09 09:13:54 PM  
Margarita? Knowing Deadmonton he was drinking straight from the bottle.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

/is there?

On an un-related note, anyone catch the Global News 6 o'clock broadcast a few days ago that showed a clip of a reporter talking to a homeless dude at the bottle depot, casually drinking the original flavour Listerine from a bottle?

CLASSIC

 
Phil Herup 2008-02-09 09:14:06 PM  
www.bangedup.com

 
TX-Law 2008-02-09 09:49:18 PM  
CreepyBasementGuy: The only thing that should be shaped like a gun is a gun.

www.codinghorror.com
wants to teach you the difference between a rifle and a gun

 
sickofchoosing 2008-02-09 10:06:22 PM  
I can understand why they sent police to his house to find out what was going on and arrest him for pointing a gun at an officer. However, once they found out that it was a plastic bottle, its pretty damn rediculouse to charge and arrest him.

/the really sad thing is that this was a relatively good outcome considering the likely hood that they would have just beat the crap out of him for "hiding the real gun."

 
dereksmalls 2008-02-09 10:33:18 PM  
Officers realized it was not a gun when they noticed it was made of glass and contained a liquid

 
I'm legal 2008-02-09 11:13:07 PM  
Shoulda called the Super Troopers.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 11:15:35 PM  
You'll take my tequila from my cold, dead hands!.

 
DemonKing561 2008-02-09 11:33:51 PM  
Seriously though... how can he be charged for something he bought from a store? They sold it to him so it can't be illegal (and no bongs and whatnot aren't illegal).

 
shorynot 2008-02-09 11:41:26 PM  
DemonKing561: Seriously though... how can he be charged for something he bought from a store? They sold it to him so it can't be illegal (and no bongs and whatnot aren't illegal).

Its no different from buying a toy gun and holding up a store with it, except in this instance the fake gun was pointed at a officer intentionally. What were you expectin, the cops to have a laugh at it when they figured out it was a bottle?

Oh yeah....you could buy a gun from a store....

 
krusader3z 2008-02-10 12:36:58 AM  
This is very amusing. I actually purchased one of these bottles last night and my friend was "shooting" people out of the car as we drove home. College town tho

 
strathmeyer 2008-02-10 12:44:46 AM  
-1 no taser

 
MikeSass 2008-02-10 09:54:29 AM  
"Put the tequila down and come out with your hands up"

God, if I had a nickel for every time I have heard that....

 
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