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A jedi knight wouldn't burn down a church... OMG HE'S GONE SITH!!!!

/Maybe the guys in jail will show him the way of the force.

Hell no they don't, smitty. Have you ever tried to fit in a series of tubes while eating a dozen chocolate glazed?

Regarding the picture from TFA
Who the f*ck actually says "I'm LOLing"? Isn't "LOL" sufficient?

On Wednesday night, a poster using the name "Jediknight12345" asked other posters on the Current Events page if he should burn down a church and school.

Ohhh that's just too funny. I'm not quite LOLing yet, but I'm chuckling to myself.
He obviously wasn't very strong with the force if he got caught. He got promoted to Knight too soon.

Posters from Florida and Wisconsin who had seen the comments and pictures on the Current Events page contacted WGEM News, and forwarded the information to us.

Little narcing bastards.

"I'm LOLing"?
Oy

"Dumbass" indeed.

I am L-ing-OL at this article.

Kome: Little narcing bastards.

They did it for the lulz, obviously.

/Chaotic-neutral

Burning Down Churches is a Religion.

I also have the internet, so I'm really LOLing at your replies...

Dude, Jediknight, when you tell people to 'die in a fire', you're not actually supposed to try and make it happen. It's just a catchphrase.

loling=laughing out louding
someone has intelligence issues...

Lulz is not a crime.

JediKnight12345...sounds like the combination on my luggage!

WGEM!
WGEM is excitement
Ooooh WGEM!
WGEM is adventure
Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame
WGEM!
WGEM is truly outrageous
Truly, truly, truly outrageous
Wo-oh WGEM!
WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name

But that kid's a Misfit
His songs are better
He is a Misfit, a Misfit
And he's gonna get them

WGEM! WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name
WGEM!

/Grew up with three sisters

I'm really the first to say this? Really? Really.

Now's my chance... *ahem*


I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE


/Ha!Ha! I'm an Internet Meme!

Why couldn't he burn down the Westboro Baptist Church?

Scorpinock: WGEM!
WGEM is excitement
Ooooh WGEM!
WGEM is adventure
Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame
WGEM!
WGEM is truly outrageous
Truly, truly, truly outrageous
Wo-oh WGEM!
WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name

But that kid's a Misfit
His songs are better
He is a Misfit, a Misfit
And he's gonna get them

WGEM! WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name
WGEM!

/Grew up with three sisters

I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

I just LOL'd, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies.

ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

Oh, this. So very much this.

Gidgie: /Grew up with three sisters

That is truly outrageous.

Ah, CE.... what have you wrought...

VIDEO GAMES have done it again! No wait, maybe he's a satanic atheist. yes that doesn't make sense. none of this makes sense.

ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

Kinda skinny, long greasy hair, acne, and a penchant for black clothes.

/Wanna bet on it?

He looks like fresh meat to the guys in PMITA prison.

"Holy Inferno, Batman! Could this be the handiwork of JediKnight12345?"
"Precisely, Robin, but we must also assume that he's no longer a Jedi Knight. Only a Sith could do something this diabolical...
TO THE BATCAVE!! "

ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

I want to know what his Fark handle is.

Dmala: ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

Kinda skinny, long greasy hair, acne, and a penchant for black clothes.

/Wanna bet on it?



Yeah, I'm down.

"A message on the World Wide Web results in the devastation of a church, a disturbing Internet post, and a teenage boy in custody, facing felony charges--all in Palmyra, Missouri."

A message on the World Wide Web resulted in an Internet post. Are they sure it wasn't the other way around?

Also, Gem is hot.

Ban the Internet. If there wasn't an internet, this wouldn't have happened. FACT

He better watch out, or the ATF might come burn his house down.

FAIL

NeauxFear: Gidgie: /Grew up with three sisters

That is truly outrageous.

Especially since I'm not the one who did?

:P

He lost the game.

Because People in power are Stupid: A jedi knight wouldn't burn down a church... OMG HE'S GONE SITH!!!!

/Maybe the guys in jail will show him the way of the force.

No, the guys in jail will show him another use for their light sabers. :P

Unfortunately, I don't live far from where this took place....

Police apprehend Jediknight, say the FOR CE was with him.

I came expecting one of the chans.

GameFAQs? I'm LOLing.

UserID: Police apprehend Jediknight, say the FOR CE was with him.

Thread over.

oh great. now we get to listen to hillary talk about how violence stems from video games again. good work douchebag.

NeauxFear: Gidgie: /Grew up with three sisters

That is truly outrageous.

Truly?

/Truly?
//Truly outrageous?

K2JMan: I came expecting one of the chans.

GameFAQs? I'm LOLing.

Ebaumsworld did it.. Wait, what?

Gamefaqs?

Wtf.

FTA:
A message on the World Wide Web results in the devastation of a church, a disturbing Internet post, and a teenage boy in custody, facing felony charges--all in Palmyra, Missouri.

I think the article blurs cause and effect here a bit...

/but just in case it doesn't...rabidferret wins $100M lottery on Sunday!

Gidgie: Especially since I'm not the one who did?

Heh. Combination of two factors: I was referring to the pic, and not paying attention to wtf I was doing.

:)

sangre: He better watch out, or the ATF might come burn his house down.

I've degenerated so far into nerd-dom, I read that as "the ATHF might come burn his house down." and my brain immediately started imagining Carl's voice saying something sarcastic about his house being on fire.

ndotseth: "Holy Inferno, Batman! Could this be the handiwork of JediKnight12345?"
"Precisely, Robin, but we must also assume that he's no longer a Jedi Knight. Only a Sith could do something this diabolical...
TO THE BATCAVE!! "

Five out of farking five. I'm LOLing.