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(Some Guy) Dumbass Teenager tells a game forum that he's going to burn down a church and then posts pics of himself in the act, because everybody knows that the cops don't have the internet   (wgem.com) divider line 79
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strangeguitar 2008-02-09 08:39:24 PM  
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Because People in power are Stupid 2008-02-09 09:02:50 PM  
A jedi knight wouldn't burn down a church... OMG HE'S GONE SITH!!!!

/Maybe the guys in jail will show him the way of the force.

 
NeauxFear [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:24:20 PM  
Hell no they don't, smitty. Have you ever tried to fit in a series of tubes while eating a dozen chocolate glazed?

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:40:31 PM  
Regarding the picture from TFA
Who the f*ck actually says "I'm LOLing"? Isn't "LOL" sufficient?

On Wednesday night, a poster using the name "Jediknight12345" asked other posters on the Current Events page if he should burn down a church and school.

Ohhh that's just too funny. I'm not quite LOLing yet, but I'm chuckling to myself.
He obviously wasn't very strong with the force if he got caught. He got promoted to Knight too soon.

Posters from Florida and Wisconsin who had seen the comments and pictures on the Current Events page contacted WGEM News, and forwarded the information to us.

Little narcing bastards.

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:52:48 PM  
"I'm LOLing"?
Oy

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 11:26:01 PM  
"Dumbass" indeed.

 
shakewell 2008-02-09 11:55:21 PM  
I am L-ing-OL at this article.

 
corbell 2008-02-09 11:55:35 PM  
Kome: Little narcing bastards.

They did it for the lulz, obviously.

/Chaotic-neutral

 
Bith Set Me Up 2008-02-09 11:55:45 PM  
my.voyager.net

 
letrole 2008-02-09 11:56:03 PM  
Burning Down Churches is a Religion.

 
Bad_ad85 2008-02-09 11:56:27 PM  
I also have the internet, so I'm really LOLing at your replies...

 
Gidgie 2008-02-09 11:56:35 PM  
Dude, Jediknight, when you tell people to 'die in a fire', you're not actually supposed to try and make it happen. It's just a catchphrase.

 
This space intentionaly left blank 2008-02-09 11:58:14 PM  
loling=laughing out louding
someone has intelligence issues...

 
tasteme 2008-02-09 11:58:54 PM  
www.getreligion.org

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-02-09 11:58:58 PM  
Lulz is not a crime.

 
I'm legal 2008-02-09 11:59:05 PM  
JediKnight12345...sounds like the combination on my luggage!

 
Scorpinock 2008-02-10 12:00:00 AM  
WGEM!
WGEM is excitement
Ooooh WGEM!
WGEM is adventure
Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame
WGEM!
WGEM is truly outrageous
Truly, truly, truly outrageous
Wo-oh WGEM!
WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name

But that kid's a Misfit
His songs are better
He is a Misfit, a Misfit
And he's gonna get them

WGEM! WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name
WGEM!

/Grew up with three sisters

 
Chastain86 2008-02-10 12:01:47 AM  
I'm really the first to say this? Really? Really.

Now's my chance... *ahem*


I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE


/Ha!Ha! I'm an Internet Meme!

 
Bloodnose the Pirate aka Wally 2008-02-10 12:02:02 AM  
Why couldn't he burn down the Westboro Baptist Church?

 
glynn545 2008-02-10 12:03:18 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
Gidgie 2008-02-10 12:04:01 AM  
Scorpinock: WGEM!
WGEM is excitement
Ooooh WGEM!
WGEM is adventure
Glamour and glitter, fashion and fame
WGEM!
WGEM is truly outrageous
Truly, truly, truly outrageous
Wo-oh WGEM!
WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name

But that kid's a Misfit
His songs are better
He is a Misfit, a Misfit
And he's gonna get them

WGEM! WGEM!
The music's contagious, outrageous
WGEM is my name, no one else is the same
WGEM is my name
WGEM!

/Grew up with three sisters



hometown.aol.com

 
ImpromptuRhymes 2008-02-10 12:08:08 AM  
I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

 
The Dogs of War 2008-02-10 12:08:40 AM  
I just LOL'd, so i'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Gidgie 2008-02-10 12:09:19 AM  
ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

Oh, this. So very much this.

 
NeauxFear [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 12:11:00 AM  
Gidgie: /Grew up with three sisters

That is truly outrageous.

 
Aeonic_Blue 2008-02-10 12:14:51 AM  
Ah, CE.... what have you wrought...

 
10 sec rule applies to pudding too 2008-02-10 12:15:19 AM  
VIDEO GAMES have done it again! No wait, maybe he's a satanic atheist. yes that doesn't make sense. none of this makes sense.

 
Dmala 2008-02-10 12:15:27 AM  
ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

Kinda skinny, long greasy hair, acne, and a penchant for black clothes.

/Wanna bet on it?

 
coprolite 2008-02-10 12:15:49 AM  
He looks like fresh meat to the guys in PMITA prison.

 
ndotseth 2008-02-10 12:15:53 AM  
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"Holy Inferno, Batman! Could this be the handiwork of JediKnight12345?"
"Precisely, Robin, but we must also assume that he's no longer a Jedi Knight. Only a Sith could do something this diabolical...
TO THE BATCAVE!! "

 
Nocens 2008-02-10 12:16:23 AM  
ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

I want to know what his Fark handle is.

 
ImpromptuRhymes 2008-02-10 12:19:39 AM  
Dmala: ImpromptuRhymes: I really just want to know what this kid looks like.

Kinda skinny, long greasy hair, acne, and a penchant for black clothes.

/Wanna bet on it?


i190.photobucket.com

Yeah, I'm down.

 
Tristan Fabriani 2008-02-10 12:20:22 AM  
"A message on the World Wide Web results in the devastation of a church, a disturbing Internet post, and a teenage boy in custody, facing felony charges--all in Palmyra, Missouri."

A message on the World Wide Web resulted in an Internet post. Are they sure it wasn't the other way around?

Also, Gem is hot.

 
discovery10 2008-02-10 12:22:52 AM  
Ban the Internet. If there wasn't an internet, this wouldn't have happened. FACT

 
sangre 2008-02-10 12:24:30 AM  
He better watch out, or the ATF might come burn his house down.

 
JohnyFitz 2008-02-10 12:24:54 AM  
FAIL

 
Gidgie 2008-02-10 12:27:33 AM  
NeauxFear: Gidgie: /Grew up with three sisters

That is truly outrageous.


Especially since I'm not the one who did?

:P

 
Kelquin 2008-02-10 12:30:44 AM  
He lost the game.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-10 12:33:10 AM  
Because People in power are Stupid: A jedi knight wouldn't burn down a church... OMG HE'S GONE SITH!!!!

/Maybe the guys in jail will show him the way of the force.


No, the guys in jail will show him another use for their light sabers. :P

 
deadboy 2008-02-10 12:33:17 AM  
Unfortunately, I don't live far from where this took place....

 
UserID 2008-02-10 12:35:41 AM  
Police apprehend Jediknight, say the FOR CE was with him.

 
K2JMan 2008-02-10 12:37:27 AM  
I came expecting one of the chans.

GameFAQs? I'm LOLing.

 
K2JMan 2008-02-10 12:38:16 AM  
UserID: Police apprehend Jediknight, say the FOR CE was with him.

Thread over.

 
Defektiv 2008-02-10 12:40:27 AM  
oh great. now we get to listen to hillary talk about how violence stems from video games again. good work douchebag.

 
Android Ariel 2008-02-10 12:41:21 AM  
NeauxFear: Gidgie: /Grew up with three sisters

That is truly outrageous.


Truly?

/Truly?
//Truly outrageous?

 
halcyon thought 2008-02-10 12:45:39 AM  
K2JMan: I came expecting one of the chans.

GameFAQs? I'm LOLing.


Ebaumsworld did it.. Wait, what?

Gamefaqs?

Wtf.

 
rabidferret 2008-02-10 12:45:42 AM  
FTA:
A message on the World Wide Web results in the devastation of a church, a disturbing Internet post, and a teenage boy in custody, facing felony charges--all in Palmyra, Missouri.

I think the article blurs cause and effect here a bit...

/but just in case it doesn't...rabidferret wins $100M lottery on Sunday!

 
NeauxFear [TotalFark] 2008-02-10 12:45:59 AM  
Gidgie: Especially since I'm not the one who did?

Heh. Combination of two factors: I was referring to the pic, and not paying attention to wtf I was doing.

:)

 
Shaggydum80 2008-02-10 12:48:31 AM  
sangre: He better watch out, or the ATF might come burn his house down.

I've degenerated so far into nerd-dom, I read that as "the ATHF might come burn his house down." and my brain immediately started imagining Carl's voice saying something sarcastic about his house being on fire.

 
phaded 2008-02-10 12:55:14 AM  
ndotseth: "Holy Inferno, Batman! Could this be the handiwork of JediKnight12345?"
"Precisely, Robin, but we must also assume that he's no longer a Jedi Knight. Only a Sith could do something this diabolical...
TO THE BATCAVE!! "


Five out of farking five. I'm LOLing.

 
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