Rule 34?

he must have gotten tired of sheep

She thinks his tractor's sexy.

/obvious

Jeff Foxworthy should live with them for a bit. He could probably come up with a new 3-hour skit just sitting with those two over dinner.

"If you give a tractor to your significant other for Valentines day, and she LOVES it, you both are rednecks."

This story just reeks of a complete lacking of sophistication...

Come here orphan?

The wedding will be Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. You can reserve a whole pew, but you're only going to need....the edge.

Can I just emphasize that this did not happen in Texas? We're on the verge of getting our own tag this week, so let me just say it again: NOT TEXAS.

FTA, this is win:

"I'd bought cars and trucks on the Internet," he says. "I thought ... maybe I can get a woman, too."


Jeebus.

SlackersNation: Jeff Foxworthy should live with them for a bit. He could probably come up with a new 3-hour skit just sitting with those two over dinner.

"If you give a tractor to your significant other for Valentines day, and she LOVES it, you both are rednecks."

This story just reeks of a complete lacking of sophistication...

The vintage tractors themselves have more sophistication, if only from a mechanical POV. But then as I always say....If one gay tiger trainer in Vegas can find another one, there's someone for everybody.

It was a cute story.

So living in the big city makes you sophisticated? Nah, me thinks not. BTDT.

In the country now. Married a country girl.

Don't piss her off. She's not that big but can kick your butt from here to next week.

Got a rotter who'd like to talk to ya too.

Dang! I can it me a man this a way! Sheeet! The more you know!

She looks like she could pull a tractor.

SlackersNation: Jeff Foxworthy should live with them for a bit. He could probably come up with a new 3-hour skit just sitting with those two over dinner.

"If you give a tractor to your significant other for Valentines day, and she LOVES it, you both are rednecks."

This story just reeks of a complete lacking of sophistication...

I know a girl who, for 5 years, swore up and down that she would be married in a red wedding gown. Because red was 'the traditional color' until a bastard British princess wanted to be wed in white, then white was the color.

She was married, this year, in white (even though the couple farked like retarded rabits).

Meaning: just because you think 'something is sophisticated', usually means you're just a contrary jackass who likes to see everything done the same way. If two people love each other, and also happen to love something 'unsohpisticated', how is it less romantic to have the proposal at a tractor pull, than to have college-douche-X propose while playing his accoustic guitar.

Please look up the meaning of Sophmore, as all the 'soph' words are derived from it.

Tractors aside I like the smell of oil and grease on my guy.

I think that it's all kind of adorable.

Obviously, I have been away for too long.

Dang, wish they linked the website in TFA.

Tired of the urban sophisticates on the sites. Clubbing, Pilates and tiny dogs. Shallow as hell.

He needs the tractor to pull her away from the feeding trough.