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(AP) Cool International Falls, MN officially declared "Icebox of the Nation," narrowly edging Witches Tit, WI and Welldigger's Ass, ND   (ap.google.com) divider line 91
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Bob_Laublaw [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 05:15:00 PM  
"It's supposed to be 20-below with wind come Sunday," Mason said while celebrating at her city's Elks Lodge, toasting the chill with another frosty one.

Luxury.

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 05:24:51 PM  
Meh... always thought Tower or Embarass, MN was colder...

/Don't even get me started about Winnipeg...*shiver*

 
Atvar [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 06:42:25 PM  
Bob_Laublaw: Luxury.

No kidding. I'd love to have -20F right now. Fortunately, it's finally supposed to warm up above -40 after eight straight days.

 
co-conspirator [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 07:32:36 PM  
The projected high in Verkhoyansk, Siberia this week will be -60° F.

/farking amateurs.

//squirrel and moose.

 
Eat_At_Milliways [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:09:05 PM  
co-conspirator: The projected high in Verkhoyansk, Siberia this week will be -60° F.

Hey! Coincidence of coincidences: It's 60 right now!


/Florida

 
T-Servo 2008-02-09 08:32:59 PM  
WS?

Western Siberia?

 
whistleridge [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:33:39 PM  
WS? Where is that? I know WI, which is Wisconsin, and WY, which is Wyoming, but where is WS again?

/wiseass

 
Richard Pye 2008-02-09 08:34:01 PM  
West Side?

 
El Farquistador 2008-02-09 08:34:28 PM  
WS?

Witches Tit, Wississippi?

 
Richard Pye 2008-02-09 08:34:36 PM  
Oh, no, Waylon Smithers. W and S.

 
DoctorWorm21045 2008-02-09 08:35:05 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Aprroves.

 
skinink 2008-02-09 08:35:13 PM  
Icebox of the Nation? Obviosly, the subby's hasn't had the pleasure to fark my ex-wife.

 
roadrageonoldpeople 2008-02-09 08:36:40 PM  
Whenever my husband gets nostalgic for his hometown of Brainerd, MN, I just remind him that he moved here (Phoenix) after a winter with windchill reaching something like -85°F

 
Roger Arseways 2008-02-09 08:37:09 PM  
what state is WS?

 
DrLearned 2008-02-09 08:37:14 PM  
Or, as my sainted father used to say to my great mirth:

"Colder than a brass toilet seat in the shadow of a glacier"

 
FilmBELOH20 [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:37:48 PM  
Eat_At_Milliways: co-conspirator: The projected high in Verkhoyansk, Siberia this week will be -60° F.

Hey! Coincidence of coincidences: It's 60 right now!


/Florida


My in-laws, who live in Naples (FL). are always calling and bragging about how much warmer it is at their house than it is at ours (ND). I finally got sick of it and said, "you know what... call me and brag the next time my state gets evacuated for a blizzard."

I'll take the cold anytime. 40 below keeps the riff-raff out.

 
ertznay 2008-02-09 08:39:19 PM  
Came here for a Rocky and Bullwinkle reference, not disappointed.

 
roadrageonoldpeople 2008-02-09 08:40:22 PM  
El Farquistador

I LOL'd

 
Jness [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:40:30 PM  
I actually live in International Falls! It's not as cold as many places, but it's still damn cold! Tonight I'm 100 miles south of I Falls, in Virginia, MN (looking for a party if any farkers know any!) and it's about 40 below wind chill right now, looking to get worse.

 
Riche [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:42:00 PM  
While hanging out with my pagan friends over the years, I've had the pleasure of getting to know more than a few pairs of witches tits.

I can assure you they're very nice and warm.

 
kilgorn 2008-02-09 08:42:22 PM  
I'm playing golf tomorrow, in short sleeves, in the sun...

/while drinking
//red faced

 
Noam Chimpsky 2008-02-09 08:44:20 PM  
I think this is the first time Minnesota has won something since the '91 Twins.

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-02-09 08:46:28 PM  
Um...Alaska?

 
undflickertail 2008-02-09 08:47:22 PM  
roadrageonoldpeople: Whenever my husband gets nostalgic for his hometown of Brainerd, MN, I just remind him that he moved here (Phoenix) after a winter with windchill reaching something like -85°F

Also the rush of people from the Twin Cities jamming MN 361 every summer weekend.

The coldest spot in North Dakota is somewhere around the Pembina area in the northeast part of the sate. At least Williston and Minot go up and down, not Grand Forks north.

 
papagreg 2008-02-09 08:48:26 PM  
That caption was SO funny - laughed for a while - and I've got the flu.

 
quatchi 2008-02-09 08:49:31 PM  
Riche: While hanging out with my pagan friends over the years, I've had the pleasure of getting to know more than a few pairs of witches tits.

I can assure you they're very nice and warm.


Quatchi concurs

Mmmm, Wiccan boobies are magically delicious!

They can also hypmotise you with 'em by wagglin' them in yer face.

/Actually regular boobies have the same effect but Wiccans hypmo-spells last longer.

 
William_Pilgrim 2008-02-09 08:54:19 PM  
Umm, Congratulations International Falls?

 
Riche [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:57:00 PM  
quatchi: Mmmm, Wiccan boobies are magically delicious!

They can also hypmotise you with 'em by wagglin' them in yer face.


True, that. I suppose that's the reason why I ended up marrying a pair. The lady attached to 'em is quite nice, too.


/I've yet to personally find out the temp of a welldigger's ass.
//Don't plan to anytime soon.
///NTTAWWT

 
ttc2301 2008-02-09 08:57:13 PM  
*Golf clap* for subby.

 
pisceandreamer 2008-02-09 08:58:43 PM  
Though I am slowly losing my mind staying with my grandmother right now, tomorrow's high here in Phoenix will be 73 degrees.

/not sure it's worth my sanity at this point, though.
//glad to see the Rocky & Bullwinkle reference.

 
Buttle not Tuttle 2008-02-09 08:59:38 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Also approves

 
lostindenver 2008-02-09 09:02:43 PM  
considering that in fraser,co the mayor cannot get to the city hall due to snow. I think this is a LOT stupid

 
natewill 2008-02-09 09:05:03 PM  
It hit 91 here yesterday afternoon.

/South Fla is teh suxxors

 
lostindenver 2008-02-09 09:05:09 PM  
btw.. every one who is against the RIAA and such.. should hate this:

International Falls paid Fraser $2,000 in 1989 for dropping its claim to the title. But when the Minnesota community of 6,500 people failed to renew its trademark, the Colorado town of 1,000 jumped.

 
kbarham 2008-02-09 09:07:58 PM  
Since when has Western Samoa had a town called "Witches Tit"?

 
the_wanderer 2008-02-09 09:09:49 PM  
quatchi: Mmmm, Wiccan boobies are magically delicious!

Wiccan = Fat Chick.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:10:10 PM  
high of 80 today. it's 70 right now. however, it WAS kinda cloudy today

/evacuate? what the hell for?

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:10:57 PM  
lostindenver: btw.. every one who is against the RIAA and such.. should hate this:

International Falls paid Fraser $2,000 in 1989 for dropping its claim to the title. But when the Minnesota community of 6,500 people failed to renew its trademark, the Colorado town of 1,000 jumped.


wrong thread, perhaps?

 
KNW 2008-02-09 09:12:01 PM  
-20.. that'd be a heatwave compared to the minus-freakin' fourty we've had all week out here. I'm guessing the people who made the announcement have never been to Canada.

 
Llois [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:12:28 PM  
"16 feet of snow in the east, colder than a welldigger's ass..."

 
1proudneocon 2008-02-09 09:13:09 PM  
i261.photobucket.com

 
Lars The Canadian Viking 2008-02-09 09:13:24 PM  
YixilTesiphon: Alaska

QFT.

 
lostindenver 2008-02-09 09:14:02 PM  
Bucky Katt: lostindenver: btw.. every one who is against the RIAA and such.. should hate this:

International Falls paid Fraser $2,000 in 1989 for dropping its claim to the title. But when the Minnesota community of 6,500 people failed to renew its trademark, the Colorado town of 1,000 jumped.

wrong thread, perhaps?


no.. stupid copyright laws are stupid laws

 
Uncle Karl 2008-02-09 09:18:06 PM  
lostindenver: Bucky Katt: lostindenver: btw.. every one who is against the RIAA and such.. should hate this:

International Falls paid Fraser $2,000 in 1989 for dropping its claim to the title. But when the Minnesota community of 6,500 people failed to renew its trademark, the Colorado town of 1,000 jumped.

wrong thread, perhaps?

no.. stupid copyright laws are stupid laws


Trademark and copyright are two very different things.

 
matt120784 2008-02-09 09:21:27 PM  
... still waiting on those pics of witch's titties...

anyone care to oblige?

 
Teleken 2008-02-09 09:24:36 PM  
The Trademark Office apparently has yet to meet my ex-wife.

 
Teleken 2008-02-09 09:25:11 PM  
skinink: Icebox of the Nation? Obviosly, the subby's hasn't had the pleasure to fark my ex-wife.

Damn you! :)

 
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute 2008-02-09 09:26:12 PM  
When are the NAAWP awards?

 
Ow My Balls 2008-02-09 09:27:59 PM  
I LOVE the Bullwinkle Show's music!!

 
lostindenver 2008-02-09 09:30:05 PM  
Uncle Karl: lostindenver: Bucky Katt: lostindenver: btw.. every one who is against the RIAA and such.. should hate this:

International Falls paid Fraser $2,000 in 1989 for dropping its claim to the title. But when the Minnesota community of 6,500 people failed to renew its trademark, the Colorado town of 1,000 jumped.

wrong thread, perhaps?


no.. stupid copyright laws are stupid laws

Trademark and copyright are two very different things.



yes trademark and copyright are different.. i miss typed

BTW i trademarked my ex wife and frigid woman...

And i also trademarked the words phrase "im sorry"

so Every one pay up

 
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