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(CBS Miami) Sad Bride dies during first dance at wedding reception   (cbs4.com) divider line 302
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phlegmmo 2008-02-09 04:51:32 PM  
"Calling Dr. House."

 
MeinRS6 [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 04:59:36 PM  
Need pic to see just how fat this chick was.

 
Broken9754 2008-02-09 05:01:51 PM  
MeinRS6: Need pic to see just how fat this chick was.

She was a type I diabetic, so she was probably very skinny.

 
adiabat [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 05:07:45 PM  
And this took almost 3 weeks to make the paper?

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 05:14:18 PM  
i236.photobucket.com

\Possible heart condition
\\Betting on a clogged artery
\\\Blames cake

 
Broken9754 2008-02-09 05:17:46 PM  
Firetini: Blames cake

You leave cake alone!

 
Firetini [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 05:33:11 PM  
Broken9754: Firetini: Blames cake

You leave cake alone!


Yes sir!

\Redirects blame on chocolate fountain..

 
TheHopeDiamond 2008-02-09 05:57:05 PM  
That's just horrible.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 06:04:08 PM  
Damn, that's just sad.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 06:05:52 PM  
Broken9754: She was a type I diabetic, so she was probably very skinny.

where are you getting that from?

her being diabetic i mean.

 
noYOUare [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 06:06:09 PM  
He proposed at the Broward Mall, just after buying Kim a Tanzanite and diamond ring

Please tell me the "Broward Mall" is an outdoor plaza and not, you know, a mall.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 06:40:42 PM  
It was Jan. 3, 2007. Weeks later, at 5 p.m., the ceremony, and the couple headed for the reception, on the patio...

Kim's ashes were taken to Mississippi, where she grew up.


Sorry about the poor couple.

I hope the reporter dies in a fiery car wreck, though. Gawd, is English his third language or something?

 
le mew [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 06:49:05 PM  
Does this mean he has to give the presents back?

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 06:55:11 PM  
MeinRS6: Need pic to see just how fat this chick was.

here

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 07:10:45 PM  
MeinRS6: Need pic to see just how fat this chick was.

The two met through an online dating service.

/all you need

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 07:18:10 PM  
Man, that's sad.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 07:18:51 PM  
Mugato: The two met through an online dating service.

/all you need


Yes, because only fatties have problems finding people around them and turn to online dating.

 
Broken9754 2008-02-09 07:24:27 PM  
SilentStrider: where are you getting that from?

her being diabetic i mean.


I thought I read it in a different article. I may have her mixed up though.

 
TerpLndyHpr 2008-02-09 07:26:34 PM  
Really sad story. Supposed to be the happiest day and all that...

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 07:36:34 PM  
Tatsuma: Yes, because only fatties have problems finding people around them and turn to online dating.

I can't agree with you completly. There's also the ugly people and social retards.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-02-09 07:42:17 PM  
Mugato: There's also the ugly people and social retards.

As an ugly social retard, I feel pressured by all of the ads for women looking for their Prince Charming.

Shut up.
You looked at them outta curiosity too.
Liar.

 
Chameleon 2008-02-09 07:44:28 PM  
She was portly, but still kind of pretty. I feel horrible for her husband.

 
jackmalice 2008-02-09 07:49:13 PM  
What was their song?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 07:58:52 PM  
i23.photobucket.com

I think she took the easy way out.

 
Barnacles! [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:11:59 PM  
Tragic.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:36:37 PM  
Megain: MeinRS6: Need pic to see just how fat this chick was.

here


She was a bit heavy, but it was "Hollywood fat" or "plus-size model" fat.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:42:35 PM  
Chariset: Megain: MeinRS6: Need pic to see just how fat this chick was.

here

She was a bit heavy, but it was "Hollywood fat" or "plus-size model" fat.


i didn't mean for my post to be anything other than providing pics. it wasn't a commentary one way or the other - i was just too lazy to rehost the images like i usually do

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 08:57:13 PM  
Megain: Chariset: Megain: MeinRS6: Need pic to see just how fat this chick was.

here

She was a bit heavy, but it was "Hollywood fat" or "plus-size model" fat.

i didn't mean for my post to be anything other than providing pics. it wasn't a commentary one way or the other - i was just too lazy to rehost the images like i usually do


Oh, no no no, I didn't assume you were. You're fine.

It's really just me talking to myself at this point

 
Just Drawn That Way [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:05:13 PM  
The article mentions her feeling lightheaded and the groom thinking she needed some sugar, which would point to diabetic.

I'm sad not only about the timing of her death, but that she had to go that way.

Administering insulin to a healthy person to induce insulin shock is a time-honored torture technique -- that's how bad it feels.

/Type 1 diabetic

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:15:04 PM  
Mugato: I think she took the easy way out.

You really are trying hard to make an arse out of yourself tonight, uh?

But yeah, you're right, I'm sure there are plenty of women out there interested in men who say that they would certainly put hidden cameras in the girls locker room if he worked in a high school... No need for online dating!

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:36:01 PM  
Tatsuma: But yeah, you're right, I'm sure there are plenty of women out there interested in men who say that they would certainly put hidden cameras in the girls locker room if he worked in a high school... No need for online dating!

I wouldn't admit that on the first date.

 
studebaker hoch 2008-02-09 09:49:35 PM  
Should still be under warranty.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:51:07 PM  
"The two met through an online dating service."

Well, I sure hope he sues for receiving a defective product.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:51:20 PM  
is the groom still stuck with the mother-in-law?

/really, very tragic

 
Solty Dog 2008-02-09 09:52:18 PM  
jackmalice: What was their song?

November Rain

 
tlenon 2008-02-09 09:52:53 PM  
timlenon.com

// The karma backlash building in here is epic

 
animefarka 2008-02-09 09:54:22 PM  
Oh God...this is the saddest thing I've read in awhile.

I'm getting married in 2 1/2 years, and I'd like to drop at least ten pounds before then. At least now I've found my motivation.

/damn

 
subjectivisage 2008-02-09 09:55:29 PM  
wow. saddest farking thing i've ever heard.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:55:40 PM  
tlenon: // The karma backlash building in here is epic

Yeah Tatsuma admitting he'd tape high school girls in the locker room was kind of creepy.

 
adiabat [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:55:54 PM  
I just had a thought:

She died at the happiest moment of her life.

What a way to go.

Sucks for her husband, though

 
Klopfer 2008-02-09 09:56:21 PM  
At least he didn't have to suffer long...

 
genetru 2008-02-09 09:56:22 PM  
Dang, that's horrible. I feel for hubby.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:56:31 PM  
Oh, and the other way, while channel surfing, I saw about 3 minutes of a show called "Bulging Bride" where they motivate women who are about to get married to become thinner..


The thing is, none of these girls were fat. They didn't have a muffin top or anything. They were not fat, they were just pushing them to be really just...

I don't know, this is pretty sick. Taking girls in perfectly fine body shapes and tell them "Lose weight, lose weight!"

 
CornFedIowan 2008-02-09 09:56:41 PM  
Mugato: I can't agree with you completly. There's also the ugly people and social retards.

So, Farkers, then?

 
WoodyHayes [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:56:48 PM  
Man, that has to suck. :(

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 09:57:08 PM  
Mugato: Yeah Tatsuma admitting he'd tape high school girls in the locker room was kind of creepy.

Dude, don't project your weird fetishes on me!

 
srhp29 2008-02-09 09:57:17 PM  
"Isn't it Ironic? Don't ya think?"

/well moreso than rain on your wedding day anyway

 
RobDownSouth 2008-02-09 09:57:21 PM  
How very sad.

 
expobill 2008-02-09 09:58:00 PM  
well,
the Flowers for the FUNeral!
/econ 101!

 
J. Frank Parnell 2008-02-09 09:58:15 PM  
I heard it was a VooDoo curse.

 
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