What the hell have you got against Spam?

Not bad, you just over did it a little. I would have stopped with the 6 illegitimate kids part, but that's me.

Oh snap!

World's largest retailer will be eating your lunch tomorrow, insect.

You sure you got enough adjectives?

I'm a smelly, lazy, obese shopper in a motorized cart with 6 illegitimate kids and a spam sucking white trailer trash girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/someone was gonna do it

He has 6 year olds pulling 19 hour shifts campaining for him?

So....he's comparing himself to a company that puts thousands of small businesses....out of business each year. I guess he's not only an evangelical moron, but an asshole too.

submitter: smelly, lazy, obese shopper in a motorised cart with 6 illegitimate kids and a spam sucking white trailer trash girlfriend

How do you really feel? Don't keep it inside.

cariduros: So....he's comparing himself to a company that puts thousands of small businesses....out of business each year. I guess he's not only an evangelical moron, but an asshole too.

No, he's a baptist moron. From Arkansas.

/in Kansas we say it AR-Kansas (like the state Kansas)
//worked at wal-mart
///would see a lot worse then the headline

cariduros: So....he's comparing himself to a company that puts thousands of small businesses....out of business each year. I guess he's not only an evangelical moron, but an asshole too.

Wal-mart is a good example of how not to be a capitalist. Oh, they make money. But they're horrible for a working business climate. Take your pick of reasons: they're terrible to their suppliers, they unfairly abuse their market position to coerce local government into doing things their way, they mistreat their workers, they use chinese slave labor to keep prices low....dig deep enough and you'll find something to despise about them.

But that isn't what offends me most about Wal Mart. What gets me is that clueless idiots who THINK they understand market economics flock to defend Wal Mart in some misguided belief that Wal Mart needs and/or appreciates their help. They don't care about you. They don't care about me. They care about sucking as much money out of people as they can, regardless of the damage they do in the process.

He's full of shiat, but he definitely knows his audience.

Good to know that he's a smelly, lazy, obese shopper in a motorised cart with 6 illegitimate kids and a spam sucking white trailer trash girlfriend

That pretty much sums up his base.

So everything he's trying to sell comes from China? I thought that was the Democrats.

Trailer Trash Thread!

Sleeping Monkey: Good to know that he's a smelly, lazy, obese shopper in a motorised cart with 6 illegitimate kids and a spam sucking white trailer trash girlfriend

That pretty much sums up his base.

It's missing a Jesus reference.

Weaver95: cariduros: So....he's comparing himself to a company that puts thousands of small businesses....out of business each year. I guess he's not only an evangelical moron, but an asshole too.

Wal-mart is a good example of how not to be a capitalist. Oh, they make money. But they're horrible for a working business climate. Take your pick of reasons: they're terrible to their suppliers, they unfairly abuse their market position to coerce local government into doing things their way, they mistreat their workers, they use chinese slave labor to keep prices low....dig deep enough and you'll find something to despise about them.

But that isn't what offends me most about Wal Mart. What gets me is that clueless idiots who THINK they understand market economics flock to defend Wal Mart in some misguided belief that Wal Mart needs and/or appreciates their help. They don't care about you. They don't care about me. They care about sucking as much money out of people as they can, regardless of the damage they do in the process.

Which is a real shame, considering that Sam Walton was possibly the best example of what a capitalist can be, he was a great man and a fantastic American. When he was in charge of the company it was a different store, but the day he stepped aside it started to change for the worst. Kind of like Disney.

Yet again, a candidate for president running as the lowest common denominator. I don't want a Wal-Mart shopping, bigoted, superstitious simpleton as the president of the United States.

I want an extremely intelligent, knowledgeable, nuanced statesman (stateswoman) to be President of the United States. At this, Huckabee, you fail.

I hate Huckabee's views on Church and State, but I think he's a far better candidate than 'I know Jack Kemp' McCain. I think a Huckabee presidency would be short, prudent, and actually move us in the right direction away from war and poor economic planning.

Born2late: Trailer Trash Thread!

No thanks, you win.

WorldCitizen:
I want an extremely intelligent, knowledgeable, nuanced statesman (stateswoman) to be President of the United States.

guess you'll be waiting another 4 years huh?

WorldCitizen: Yet again, a candidate for president running as the lowest common denominator. I don't want a Wal-Mart shopping, bigoted, superstitious simpleton as the president of the United States.

I want an extremely intelligent, knowledgeable, nuanced statesman (stateswoman) to be President of the United States. At this, Huckabee, you fail.

For a world citizen, you are remarkablu ill-informed. You vote based upon what the meida tells you, not what is there. Why don't you do some research. I'd think you'd find that Huckabee is a "extremely intelligent, knowledgeable, nuanced statesman".

gototown: I'm a smelly, lazy, obese shopper in a motorized cart with 6 illegitimate kids and a spam sucking white trailer trash girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

How YOU doin'?

Shaggy_C: I hate Huckabee's views on Church and State, but I think he's a far better candidate than 'I know Jack Kemp' McCain. I think a Huckabee presidency would be short, prudent, and actually move us in the right direction away from war and poor economic planning.

He's a far more likable candidate, although remember the last guy elected based on his "homespun charm"?

No thanks.

Visualingo: He has 6 year olds pulling 19 hour shifts campaining for him?

It's ok those 6 year olds are poor and Chinese so they don't have souls anyway.

Weaver95: Wal-mart is a good example of how not to be a capitalist. Oh, they make money. But they're horrible for a working business climate. Take your pick of reasons: they're terrible to their suppliers, they unfairly abuse their market position to coerce local government into doing things their way, they mistreat their workers, they use chinese slave labor to keep prices low....dig deep enough and you'll find something to despise about them.

But that isn't what offends me most about Wal Mart. What gets me is that clueless idiots who THINK they understand market economics flock to defend Wal Mart in some misguided belief that Wal Mart needs and/or appreciates their help. They don't care about you. They don't care about me. They care about sucking as much money out of people as they can, regardless of the damage they do in the process.

Why do you hate America?

Fart_Machine: He's a far more likable candidate, although remember the last guy elected based on his "homespun charm"?

I think his stance on the issues (aside from the asinine fair tax) are actually more reasonable than McCain's. You're making the dangerous statement that having 'homespun charm' should automatically be counted out. I don't think it should be a primary motivator but it should be a factor in the decision-making process.

Churchy LaFemme: Weaver95: Wal-mart is a good example of how not to be a capitalist. Oh, they make money. But they're horrible for a working business climate. Take your pick of reasons: they're terrible to their suppliers, they unfairly abuse their market position to coerce local government into doing things their way, they mistreat their workers, they use chinese slave labor to keep prices low....dig deep enough and you'll find something to despise about them.

But that isn't what offends me most about Wal Mart. What gets me is that clueless idiots who THINK they understand market economics flock to defend Wal Mart in some misguided belief that Wal Mart needs and/or appreciates their help. They don't care about you. They don't care about me. They care about sucking as much money out of people as they can, regardless of the damage they do in the process.


and thats different from any other company how?

OH thank god! and here we thought you were a trashy person!

/nice to know he believes in American made goods too!

hetheeme: Kind of like Disney.

Sam Walton was a racist, a fascist, and a Nazi sympathizer?

You know who else was a Wal-Mart Republican?

Hillary.

/yes, I went for the cheap shot.
//deal

adulescentulus carnifex: hetheeme: Kind of like Disney.

Sam Walton was a racist, a fascist, and a Nazi sympathizer?

Yeah but in retrospect "Jewish Death Camp" is a cool name for a ride.

Walt_Jizzney, you owe me a new keyboard.

Full of WIN.

Shaggy_C:
I think his stance on the issues (aside from the asinine fair tax) are actually more reasonable than McCain's. You're making the dangerous statement that having 'homespun charm' should automatically be counted out. I don't think it should be a primary motivator but it should be a factor in the decision-making process.

No, I'm making the statement that people tend to overlook his wingnut previous statements because he seems like a "nice guy". Personally I don't want this man anywhere near the position where he can appoint Supreme Court Justices and his foreign policy positions are a wildcard.

Well that makes me feel much better.

Hey, not all of us are like that!

Some of us have seven young'uns to feed!

"In Kansas, he spoke more of God, and I appreciated that," she said
Please don't vote.

"I think he's the most real candidate," the young Republican said.
If being real includes admitting you are a douche instead of trying to look like a good person

"Politics for me is you put a guitar in somebody's hands, you find out a lot about him," Waitt had said earlier while the band set up.
essentially you said "Politics for me is about picking someone based on the dumbest possible reasons"

"But if I'm home sleeping and you're breaking in through the window at the back door you better watch out, I've got conceal carry."
Thanks Mike but I will be choosing the candidate who went to grammar school.

"He assured about 500 people packed into the hangar that he would push for the 'fair tax' and that he would be the guy to hang "an out-of-business sign" on the front door of the IRS."
He assured a bunch of walmart shoppers they would be taxed disproportionally to how much money they have on goods they may need. And they cheered. FAIL

The United States without WallyMart Republicans and Right Wing Christians: Singapore.

adulescentulus carnifex: hetheeme: Kind of like Disney.

Sam Walton was a racist, a fascist, and a Nazi sympathizer?

The Disney reference was not to Disney as a man, but rather what happened to his company after he died, it completely changed, and not for the better.

It is getting better now though, since Eisner has left.

I was actually suprised at his Super Tuesday speech. He came off as likeable and friendly. like Bushs down home charm but able to speak the english language.

Certainly dont like the jeebus part of his platform but not too afraid of it because even if he tried to get it implemented it would get shot down hard.

To contrast that Romneys speech was insincerely phoned in (although his campaign HAD just crashed down in flames around him, couldve had an effect on his oration) Hillarys was to detatched from reality. Obamas and McCains were both Meh to me.

Could be that Huck was the only one who had a better day than expected so after such a grueling day he was the only one truly energized at the result.

LordZorch: What the hell have you got against Spam?



I love spam. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam.

cheap_thoughts: /in Kansas we say it AR-Kansas (like the state Kansas)

So your state was founded by pirates?

I am a shopper. I need food and clothes. Wal-Mart is the most inexpensive place to get it, end of story. Which is good for us minorities. It means we can pay bills, send our kids to school, and put dinner on the table. Plus, its generic prescription program is unbeatable. And despite this left-wingers HATE Wal-Mart. They HATE that they are of service to minorities. They HATE that Wal-Mart employs minorities. Why do I increasingly get the feeling you liberals are all racist?

worlddan: I'd think you'd find that Huckabee is a "extremely intelligent, knowledgeable, nuanced statesman".

You know who else was an extremely intelligent, knowledgeable and nuanced statesman?

We may very well have a Wal-mart trifecta today! On Caturday no less!

Aaand Huckabee won this state...

Kansas sucks...

Kublai Khan: I love spam. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam.

Baked beans are off...
Can I have spam instead?

When I go in Walmart to get shampoo and little things at a discount I never see these bands of roaming fat people with several children (as if there is anything wrong with having children) or people who are less than desirable. I see normal Americans that you see everywhere else.
Of course, don't let logic or truth get in the way of building up your poor self image by making fun of people.

Mija: Of course, don't let logic or truth get in the way of building up your poor self image by making fun of people.

California, eh? Visit a Midwestern Wal-Mart and I guarantee you'll see so many rat tails you'll think you've stumbled onto the set of Willard.