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(Inquirer) Silly Nobel prize winner says Obama will be assasinated if he gets elected. The reason? There's none, except for the fact that she won the Nobel prize for literature and is free to let her ass make up imaginary situations   (newsinfo.inquirer.net) divider line 86
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FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:18:26 PM  
She's a Communist and she likes Hillary. 'Nuff said.

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:22:02 PM  
There's a jackass in every bar in the country that says the same crap.

Meanwhile, did any of these geniuses predict the WTC would get hit by planes? Nope. The only people to guess *that* one right were the writers of an X-Files spinoff.

STFU, idiots.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:22:56 PM  
Meh. The secret service is very good at what they do.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:23:52 PM  
Guess who else talks out of his ass and won the Nobel Peace Prize ;)

 
mailroomjack [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:27:56 PM  
GWB drove down the streets of the West Bank & Palestine...secret service are amazing

I'm voting for Barak, and I've never voted for a democrat pres. candidate

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:28:48 PM  
nekom: Meh. The secret service is very good at what they do.

You can bet they are all over him like a wet blanket too. It's not like this isn't plausible. It was not so long ago such things were happening.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:29:04 PM  
nekom: Meh. The secret service is very good at what they do.

Seriously, if Bush hasn't got shot yet, there's no way they get to Obama.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:30:09 PM  
GaryPDX: You can bet they are all over him like a wet blanket too. It's not like this isn't plausible. It was not so long ago such things were happening.

Oh it's definitely plausible, no question. Luckily though, I think the kind of person that might take a shot at him (southern redneck klansman type) is not the kind of person witty enough to get anywhere near him.

 
Etchy333 [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:33:27 PM  
cameroncrazy1984: Seriously, if Bush hasn't got shot yet, there's no way they get to Obama.

But the people who are against Bush don't have guns. The people who believe that we should start a "race war" sure as hell do.

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:36:33 PM  
I don't believe this for a second, as nekom said, the Secret Service are good at what they do.

If there was a chance of this, Edwards for VP!

 
2wolves 2008-02-09 12:37:12 PM  
DarthBrooks: There's a jackass in every bar in the country that says the same crap.

Meanwhile, did any of these geniuses predict the WTC would get hit by planes? Nope. The only people to guess *that* one right were the writers of an X-Files spinoff.

STFU, idiots.


Ummm.... No. Please look up the incident in Italy. U.S. State Department ran scenarios on this.

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:38:19 PM  
Say hello to Vice President Santiago. Sure, you can kill me...but you'll just be opening the borders up.
img205.imageshack.us

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:38:29 PM  
Etchy333: But the people who are against Bush don't have guns. The people who believe that we should start a "race war" sure as hell do.

You kidding? I'm anti-Bush and I have guns. Not like I'm gonna try anything, though.

 
2wolves 2008-02-09 12:38:44 PM  
Etchy333:

But the people who are against Bush don't have guns. The people who believe that we should start a "race war" sure as hell do.



Umm.... No. It's that we don't go off like a bunch of wankers and can bide our time for eight years while enduring with a modicum of honor the current mal-administration.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 12:50:10 PM  
nekom: Meh. The secret service is very good at what they do.

Indeed they are. someone would have to get unbelievably lucky to even get close to a sitting President.

 
AlanSmithee [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:01:43 PM  
Weaver95: someone would have to get unbelievably lucky to even get close to a sitting Presiden

FDR was a sitting President. The others, not so much.

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:03:40 PM  
So she watched Dave Chappelle. Big whoop.

And this is assuming the Democrats don't completely fark up the election they have in their hands by nominating Hillary.

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:05:00 PM  
SphericalTime: I don't believe this for a second, as nekom said, the Secret Service are good at what they do.

If there was a chance of this, Edwards for VP!


Yeah, that's not a good thing.

 
Bill Frist 2008-02-09 01:08:29 PM  
Doris Lessing didnt' even deserve the Nobel Prize.

 
PocketfullaSass [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:21:56 PM  
Senile dementia?

 
Dogberry [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:24:27 PM  
And we care what this foreign writer, who hasn't written anything of merit in decades, thinks about American politicians? Get to your grave you silly, irrelevant bat.

 
supichoo [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:26:39 PM  
If GW has made it this long I see no reason why Obama wouldn't.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:29:19 PM  
Just consider the last Presidential assassination of JFK, and what has changed since then. Presidents don't go riding around in open limos these days. And in modern days, there would have been spooks all over the building Oswald was in, and all other similar buildings. These guys don't fark around.

 
funmonger 2008-02-09 01:50:03 PM  
DarthBrooks: There's a jackass in every bar in the country that says the same crap.

Meanwhile, did any of these geniuses predict the WTC would get hit by planes? Nope. The only people to guess *that* one right were the writers of an X-Files spinoff.

STFU, idiots.


Okay that's creepy.

And entertaining!

 
Atillathepun [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 01:50:43 PM  
Etchy333: cameroncrazy1984: Seriously, if Bush hasn't got shot yet, there's no way they get to Obama.

But the people who are against Bush don't have guns.


eur.news1.yimg.com

they don't?

 
Fart_Machine 2008-02-09 01:50:45 PM  
SpinStopper: Guess who else talks out of his ass and won the Nobel Peace Prize ;)

Henry Kissinger

 
LargeCanine 2008-02-09 01:52:08 PM  
Is she planning to pull the trigger herself? Maybe that is how she knows.

 
funmonger 2008-02-09 01:53:14 PM  
Jack Bauer will keep Obama safe.

 
Whatthefark 2008-02-09 01:54:40 PM  
I think the S.S. needs to pay little Ms. Nobel Prize a visit. Who knows, she could have a ocean front view in Guantanamo soon.

nekom: Presidents don't go riding around in open limos these days.

Regan wasn't in a limo when he was shot. Sure he survived, but it was close.

 
Jim_Callahan 2008-02-09 02:01:06 PM  
Etchy333: cameroncrazy1984: Seriously, if Bush hasn't got shot yet, there's no way they get to Obama.

But the people who are against Bush don't have guns. The people who believe that we should start a "race war" sure as hell do.


Bush tried to push an amnesty bill for illegal aliens. Anybody obsessed enough with the 'race war' crap to go out and shoot a public official has, I'm pretty sure, already tried it on him and had their ass shot or arrested.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 02:01:20 PM  
Whatthefark: I think the S.S. needs to pay little Ms. Nobel Prize a visit. Who knows, she could have a ocean front view in Guantanamo soon.

nekom: Presidents don't go riding around in open limos these days.

Regan wasn't in a limo when he was shot. Sure he survived, but it was close.


Yeah, that was VERY close, but they learned from that as well. It's a tough task, but we have the best talent on earth looking after our Presidents.

 
Lawnchair 2008-02-09 02:03:06 PM  
The fact that notable people aren't being shot at every single day still amazes me. Good show, grass-apes, good show.

I figure Obama has pretty much *exactly* the same probability at getting shot as Mrs. "He murdered the Branch Davidians and fed Elian Gonzales to Castro!". In other words, well above zero.

I give Obama full damn props for getting up there every day and showing that he feels this country is too important to fear for himself. Same is true of any of them.

 
burndtdan 2008-02-09 02:04:25 PM  
bulldg4life: Say hello to Vice President Bill Richardson. Sure, you can kill me...but you'll just be opening the borders up.

ftfy

/that's the first thing i thought of when someone suggested an obama-richardson ticket

 
glassa 2008-02-09 02:09:03 PM  
Well, asshats are comparing him to JFK.

 
Skleenar 2008-02-09 02:12:06 PM  
She actually claimed it would be 'calmer' if Hillary won?

Methinks she is overestimating the (very real) racism in this country.

I mean, it's there, but I think a president would have a better chance of being assassinated if he crossed the moneyed interests than if he were simply black.

 
DrMcNinja 2008-02-09 02:12:48 PM  
nekom: GaryPDX: You can bet they are all over him like a wet blanket too. It's not like this isn't plausible. It was not so long ago such things were happening.

Oh it's definitely plausible, no question. Luckily though, I think the kind of person that might take a shot at him (southern redneck klansman type) is not the kind of person witty enough to get anywhere near him.


I don't think it'd be a hit from that type of person. I think it would be from a much more organized group from his own race. People who make a living pulling race cards and riding the victimhood bus to work. The ones who scream foul whenever any feigned slight is made in order to keep their own masses brainwashed into never wanting acheive more because they believe themselves incapable of it. Certain reverands have a lot to lose if one of their own who doesn't tout race at every turn holds the highest political office in the land. If Obama were to be assasinated, it would drop the dominos perfectly in their favor for decades.

/tinfoil
//O8BAMA

 
drdonks 2008-02-09 02:15:47 PM  
Did somebody say "race war"?http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1243698358/bclid1329243264/bc tid13 05060794 (new window)

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-02-09 02:18:22 PM  
DrMcNinja: nekom: GaryPDX: You can bet they are all over him like a wet blanket too. It's not like this isn't plausible. It was not so long ago such things were happening.

Oh it's definitely plausible, no question. Luckily though, I think the kind of person that might take a shot at him (southern redneck klansman type) is not the kind of person witty enough to get anywhere near him.

I don't think it'd be a hit from that type of person. I think it would be from a much more organized group from his own race. People who make a living pulling race cards and riding the victimhood bus to work. The ones who scream foul whenever any feigned slight is made in order to keep their own masses brainwashed into never wanting acheive more because they believe themselves incapable of it. Certain reverands have a lot to lose if one of their own who doesn't tout race at every turn holds the highest political office in the land. If Obama were to be assasinated, it would drop the dominos perfectly in their favor for decades.

/tinfoil
//O8BAMA


Al Sharpton as sniper, Jesse Jackson as spotter.

/Keep hope alive! Up 50!

 
AkaDad 2008-02-09 02:21:28 PM  
We should never elect a black man for President, until all the racists are gone.

 
SomeCapn 2008-02-09 02:21:55 PM  
Sounds to me like there's a lot of hate and racisim in that Nobel lady. She really ought to check into some rehab with that.

 
Atillathepun [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 02:25:01 PM  
wowzer97pooh: Al Sharpton as sniper, Jesse Jackson as spotter.

/Keep hope alive! Up 50!


Did someone say grassy knoll?

www.bigpawsonly.com

 
Doran 2008-02-09 02:25:19 PM  
No. The Secret Service learned from JFK. Those Presidential limos are very, very bulletproof nowadays. Now with roofs.

Whenever a speech is given, you can be sure they are in every building with a line of sight to the speaker. That is certain.

 
Stu_Padaso 2008-02-09 02:25:34 PM  
If Obama is as smart as he appears, he'll make Hillary his vp. No matter how bad someone disliked him, they ain't gonna shoot him!

/It worked for Dubya

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2008-02-09 02:25:45 PM  
nekom: Meh. The secret service is very good at what they do.

You do realize that statement could be read to mean exactly the opposite of what you intended it to say...

If Obama is killed [perish the thought] it won't be by some random. It will be by some very powerful group who simply can't afford to have him cross them. Just like JFK.

He's braver than me. I hope he wins, and rescues the country.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-02-09 02:27:37 PM  
What a stupid farking coont. And she's not even and American. STFU and get back to writing fiction.

 
discount sushi 2008-02-09 02:29:56 PM  
Doran: No. The Secret Service learned from JFK. Those Presidential limos are very, very bulletproof nowadays. Now with roofs.

Whenever a speech is given, you can be sure they are in every building with a line of sight to the speaker. That is certain.


JFK's limo had a lexan bubble roof. The secret service just wouldn't give a president the option to leave it off after that.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-02-09 02:37:04 PM  
Stu_Padaso: If Obama is as smart as he appears, he'll make Hillary his vp. No matter how bad someone disliked him, they ain't gonna shoot him!

/It worked for Dubya


Hillary will have him offed.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-02-09 02:37:36 PM  
Weaver95: Indeed they are. someone would have to get unbelievably lucky to even get close to a sitting President.

Yeah, they did a great job with Ronnie Reagan.

 
cchris_39 2008-02-09 02:42:22 PM  
globalwarmingpraiser: Hillary will have him offed.

They do tend to leave alot of corpses in their wake....

And if they framed it as some right wing nutjob that did it, well....

 
Digitalstrange 2008-02-09 02:43:27 PM  
Thats why Obama needs to give Hillary the VP nod, no way the kind of neandrathal that would shoot obama based on race wants a woman in office.

 
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