She's spewing her voodoo in Tacoma as we speak.

Green Collar jobs?

So I guess her supporters have no reason to get pissed off anymore when I call her a soulless succubus.

The crowd doesn't look very excited.

She's stealing Barak's bit. Desperate much?

Diogenes: She's stealing Barak's bit. Desperate much?

What's she saying?

Insurance_EE_guy: What's she saying?

My guess is that it involves bullshiat and lies.

submitter: extreme, awesome, echidnas

Bah, I bet Hillary has a pocket full of plastic. A *real* candidate of change would be able to give me a quarter, five dimes, four nickels, and five pennies for the dollar bill I have.

After claiming to be the *real* candidate of change, Hillary claims to be the *real* candidate of dreams. Will, by the general election, have been the *real* candidate of extreme, awesome, echidnas, brake dust, yarn, and cure for blue-balls

Sorry, not buying the last one.

Dreams about Lightspeed Briefs?

miseducated: So I guess her supporters have no reason to get pissed off anymore when I call her a soulless succubus.

There's no farking way my, even in my worst nightmares, to be cockteased by something that looks like boiled chicken skin in a pantsuit.

palladiate:

something that looks like boiled chicken skin in a pantsuit



/ lolz

palladiate: miseducated: So I guess her supporters have no reason to get pissed off anymore when I call her a soulless succubus.

There's no farking way my, even in my worst nightmares, to be cockteased by something that looks like boiled chicken skin in a pantsuit.

I'm pretty sure she would be wearing a thong.

Me no want.

Snarfangel: I'm pretty sure she would be wearing a thong.

This is probably true. How do you think she grooms down there? Shaving it would be like sticking ballsack in a food processor. And waxing would be difficult because you can't fill all of those leathery crevasses. She either lets it go wild like a musky Cambodian jungle or deals with whiskers that chafe worse than a moist cigar.

veedeevadeevoodee: / lolz

I really wish I had reread the sentence before I posted.

When can she be the real candidate of getting out of the Country's way?

I so hope she calls herself the *real* black candidate!

I hope! I hope! I hope!

palladiate: Snarfangel: I'm pretty sure she would be wearing a thong.

This is probably true. How do you think she grooms down there? Shaving it would be like sticking ballsack in a food processor. And waxing would be difficult because you can't fill all of those leathery crevasses. She either lets it go wild like a musky Cambodian jungle or deals with whiskers that chafe worse than a moist cigar.



thats... just...uncalled for. ew.

/2nd call for mind bleach for the day.

Diogenes: She's stealing Barak's bit. Desperate much?

THIS.

She's BEEN stealing his bit ever since Iowa. Did you see the Daily Show montage of her mentioning "change" every five seconds right after Obama took that state? She's a giant leech sucking the message from Obama's campaign without getting any of the SOUL that needs to go along with it. Really, she might as well be transparent about it and start following Obama at his rallies and screaming, "YEAH!!! Meeeee tooooo!!! I'm for that ALSSSSOOOOOO!!!" at the top of her lungs every time the crowd applauds...

I love my echidna.

This is probably true. How do you think she grooms down there? Shaving it would be like sticking ballsack in a food processor. And waxing would be difficult because you can't fill all of those leathery crevasses. She either lets it go wild like a musky Cambodian jungle or deals with whiskers that chafe worse than a moist cigar.

This made me laugh uncontrollably with a hint of nausea...kind of like the first time I heard the Bill Hicks bit about Rush Limbaugh being a scat-muncher...sitting in a tub while Reagan & Bush pee on him...still can't get it up, so Nancy reagan pinches one off in his mouth...(uuughhhhh...shivvvvverrrrr....vurrrrpppp)

SubBass49: Diogenes: She's stealing Barak's bit. Desperate much?

THIS.

She's BEEN stealing his bit ever since Iowa. Did you see the Daily Show montage of her mentioning "change" every five seconds right after Obama took that state? She's a giant leech sucking the message from Obama's campaign without getting any of the SOUL that needs to go along with it. Really, she might as well be transparent about it and start following Obama at his rallies and screaming, "YEAH!!! Meeeee tooooo!!! I'm for that ALSSSSOOOOOO!!!" at the top of her lungs every time the crowd applauds...

Did you see the memos she put out where she says Obama is the "establishment" candidate?

FuriousGeorge945: Did you see the memos she put out where she says Obama is the "establishment" candidate?

Bahahahaha!!!! Or when she criticized him having A LOBBYIST on his SC campaign??? (meanwhile she's taken more lobbyist money than anyone running...including Republicans)

Yeah...she'd be funny as hell if people didn't actually consider voting for her. As it is, she's just SCARY.

Uh... dreams and practicality? Sorry, those are just about antonyms. You're going to have to pick one.

Tommy Moo: Uh... dreams and practicality? Sorry, those are just about antonyms. You're going to have to pick one.

I just came in here to point that out. Absolutely nonsensical.

FuriousGeorge945: Did you see the memos she put out where she says Obama is the "establishment" candidate?

Rove Politics 101: Attack your opponent's strength.

Tommy Moo: Uh... dreams and practicality? Sorry, those are just about antonyms. You're going to have to pick one.


"Suck our dicks, douchebag!"

miseducated: So I guess her supporters have no reason to get pissed off anymore when I call her a soulless succubus.

Especially since it's reasonable to assume you don't know what it means.

Blues_X: Insurance_EE_guy: What's she saying?

My guess is that it involves bullshiat and lies.

What makes you say that?

FuriousGeorge945: Did you see the memos she put out where she says Obama is the "establishment" candidate?

He is the Establishment candidate, though, now that Ted Kennedy's supporting him.

/I know what you meant

Someone should tell Hillary, if she keeps this up, her candidate of dreams will be nothing but a long dragged out fairy tale with a sad ending.

Hillary Rodham Clinton told roaring partisans she's the candidate of "dreams and practicality,"

"dreams and practicality" is something my mom would say. "You're DREAMING you weren't broke, but the PRACTICALITY of it is you best get off yo' a$$ n work, cause I sho' as hell ain't doin it"

Not very inspiring words.

"I'm the candidate of everything that Obama has said or will say, except times infinity!11111"

ilambiquated: Especially since it's reasonable to assume you don't know what it means.

Are you serious?

Ok, one, she is no cure all for blue balls.

two is that I found this on Wiki: The echidnas have a four-headed penis, but only two of the heads are used during mating. The other two heads "shut down" and do not grow in size. The heads used are swapped each time the mammal has sex.[3]


see? two heads ARE better than one!

Let me know when she declares herself a *real* man of genius. I love those commercials.

/Of course I didn't RTFA

Why doesn't she get a real clue first.

I liked it when she became the "candidate for Hispanics" out here in California before the primary by eating a taco at a staged event in a Mexican restaurant.

If this were still 1965, I'd let Hillary cure my blue balls.

If this were still 1969, I'd let Hillary suck my joint.

Peace On Earth:

Man!
You're grossin me out!

If she weren't such a walking and talking piece of crap; one would need to admire the way she fights for every single possible miniscule advantage.

It hardly seems presidential though.

As Ive said many times before Hillary is all of the sleaze,arrogance, and corruption of Bill without the charisma and charm to balance it out.

I feel you guys are missing Rushs point when he is kneecapping McCain. If I were a conservative political pundit Id be drooling at the thought of a Hillary Presidency. His show will write itself for 4 years. It aint about politics for Rush, its about ratings and attack sells alot better than defense.

Remeber hatred of Clinton built Rushs empire. Im betting hes longing for a return to the glory days. Particularly since his other options are defending a guy he doesnt like or tiptoing on eggshells to keep from making a verbal slip and ending up "Imus'd" for saying the wrong thing about the black guy.

miseducated: So I guess her supporters have no reason to get pissed off anymore when I call her a soulless succubus.

Succubus? That would explain a few things...

Hey. You mean if we can just find a tape of "The Morning After" from the Poseidon Adventure and play that sucker backwards...

/Better not be obscure or you'll get fined.
//Cost of aforementioned fine? Three fitty.