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(Wonkette) Amusing Hillary is using Chelsea to stump for the great-great-grandparent vote. With pic   (wonkette.com) divider line 43
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Derwood 2008-02-08 01:02:17 PM  
she just isnt' getting any prettier, is she

 
Deneb81 2008-02-08 01:03:16 PM  
I'm pretty sure that article made no sense what-so-ever.

 
hej 2008-02-08 01:05:25 PM  
Derwood: she just isnt' getting any prettier, is she

disagree

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-02-08 01:06:49 PM  
You know, I think the following picture really says all you need to know about Hillary's key demographic:

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The two young guys in back are probably thinking "dude, where are the free eats?"

 
Outlaw_Rudy [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 01:09:27 PM  
I'd let her stump me. Or something like that. Anyway, the point is, I'd plow her.

 
Fark It [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 01:11:04 PM  
hej

Derwood: she just isnt' getting any prettier, is she

disagree


I'm no fan of the Clintons, but I would plow that. Hard.

 
ZachF81 2008-02-08 01:12:41 PM  
What is Eminem doing in Nebraska??

 
Crude 2008-02-08 01:14:04 PM  
Why can't Hillary Clinton campaign for herself?

She's the first to claim that she's working so hard.

It's not hard work when other people do your campaigning for you, old tired coont.

 
NeedlesslyCanadian [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 01:20:22 PM  
Wow, when did Chelsea Clinton get cute?

Last time I remember seeing a picture of her she had a face like a farking horse.

 
Andy Andy 2008-02-08 01:24:59 PM  
NeedlesslyCanadian: Wow, when did Chelsea Clinton get cute?

Last time I remember seeing a picture of her she had a face like a farking horse.


It's just a good angle for this one.

 
schiefaw 2008-02-08 01:25:49 PM  
Derwood: she just isnt' getting any prettier, is she

Actually, it looks like she is holding her breath. Must smell like old fart in there.

 
Shostie [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 01:28:52 PM  
NeedlesslyCanadian: Wow, when did Chelsea Clinton get cute?

Sometime after high school she apparently blossomed. I remember the jokes about her when Bill was first elected, and of course the comparisons to Al Gore's daughters, who were "teh hawt!". But Chelsea turned out quite nicely.

 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 01:30:46 PM  
Crude: Why can't Hillary Clinton campaign for herself?

She's the first to claim that she's working so hard.

It's not hard work when other people do your campaigning for you, old tired coont.


What, do you think Hillary is sitting at home letting Chelsea do all the campaigning? Yeah, probably.

 
judan 2008-02-08 01:32:03 PM  
I think... the best time to have a baby... is when you're a black teenager?

 
Andric 2008-02-08 01:44:14 PM  
TFA: Hillary Clinton's youth and virility

... uh.... what?

 
Beachcomber 2008-02-08 01:44:19 PM  
Fark It: hej

Derwood: she just isnt' getting any prettier, is she

disagree

Because I'm no fan of the Clintons, but I would plow that. Hard.


FTFM

 
Wendy's Chili 2008-02-08 01:51:47 PM  
Derwood: she just isnt' getting any prettier, is she

Actually, she gets more and more bangible every time I see her.

 
juiceman_eyebrows 2008-02-08 01:52:12 PM  
All you farkers saying Chelsea is ugly are liars. You would hit that in a second, as would I.

 
Alphax 2008-02-08 01:56:17 PM  
Okay, that's some weird-assed sarcasm in the article. But that does look like a barely conscious crowd for a political rally.

Yes, she is hot.

 
MindStalker 2008-02-08 02:08:00 PM  
img443.imageshack.us



Just saying..

 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 02:10:22 PM  
First: Chelsea is hittable. But tons of money can elevate anyone
from borderline to well into the hittable range (see: Hilton, Paris)

Second: That crowd looks fired up!

 
hej 2008-02-08 02:14:34 PM  
Fark It: hej

Derwood: she just isnt' getting any prettier, is she

disagree

I'm no fan of the Clintons, but I would plow that. Hard.


Agree.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 02:18:21 PM  
I'd fist that like an angry god.

They could've gone with a better shot, though...

 
T-Servo 2008-02-08 02:19:20 PM  
NeedlesslyCanadian: Wow, when did Chelsea Clinton get cute?

edition.cnn.com

It's amazing what being given a plum job as a hedge fund manager can do for makeovers.

 
SomeoneDumb 2008-02-08 02:20:30 PM  
It really doesn't matter how hittable she is. She'd have nothing to do with me, no matter what.

 
MindStalker 2008-02-08 02:23:57 PM  
SomeoneDumb: You just have to be an Asian with a few million to donate.

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 02:25:59 PM  
Who cares, I support Tottenham.

 
Migaloo 2008-02-08 02:27:09 PM  
I'll bet $20, Bill's already given Chelsea some cigar therapy.

Whats with her chin?

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 02:29:57 PM  
Migaloo: Whats with her chin?

Brass balls?

 
kregh99 2008-02-08 02:38:28 PM  
T-Servo: NeedlesslyCanadian: Wow, when did Chelsea Clinton get cute?



It's amazing what being given a plum job as a hedge fund manager can do for makeovers.


Yeah. It's not like she's educated or anything.

/some farkers just need to be smacked.

 
BoringNickName 2008-02-08 02:46:42 PM  
kregh99: T-Servo: It's amazing what being given a plum job as a hedge fund manager can do for makeovers.

Yeah. It's not like she's educated or anything.


Uh, I think that was a comment on her connections. Wikipedia claims she was hired fresh out of school with a six figure salary, despite not having an MBA, or even a degree in finance.

I'm not saying she's uneducated - I'm not even saying she's unqualified - but it's still a pretty damn cushy first job.

 
T-Servo 2008-02-08 02:51:16 PM  
BoringNickName: but it's still a pretty damn cushy first job.

Thank you, that is what I was saying. I'm well aware of her master's degree from Oxford, but an MA in international relations doesn't get a six-figure salary unless you have some serious coat-tails to ride.

 
Rapmaster2000 2008-02-08 03:05:56 PM  
T-Servo: BoringNickName: but it's still a pretty damn cushy first job.

Thank you, that is what I was saying. I'm well aware of her master's degree from Oxford, but an MA in international relations doesn't get a six-figure salary unless you have some serious coat-tails to ride.


How in the hell do you get to manage a hedge fund straight out of school with an MA? Furthermore, do investors in these hedge fund know that their investments are being handled by a 20-something?

 
T-Servo 2008-02-08 03:14:03 PM  
Rapmaster2000: How in the hell do you get to manage a hedge fund straight out of school with an MA?

I think she started first as a consultant of some sort (i.e. "Hey Chelsea, what's your dad's phone number?").

Honestly, if she is stumping for her mom as an 'agent of change for 35 years', then Chelsea didn't learn a thing from either parent. If you have the name to step into a Wall Street job at any time, why not try to do something productive for a few years rather than hang out with B-list celebrities while making a nice, but empty salary?

Angelina Jolie contributes more to society.

 
Defeat all DumboKKKrats 2008-02-08 03:15:12 PM  
Blue haired old ladies, mexicans, welfare mothers, uneducated poor people... yep, Hillary's got quite the little constituency going.

I for one am totally cool with letting these groups decide the future of the country.

 
FlyingJ 2008-02-08 03:35:19 PM  
Nestea Plunge Bill had Harry Truman's infamous letter to Washington Post critic Paul Hume framed in the Oval Office. He probably would read it over the top of Monica's head

T-Servo her bosses obvsly expect something from mommy, who did after all, had friends who parlayed a grand into a 100K under a year in the 70's;Link (new window)

 
purple helmet 2008-02-08 04:06:33 PM  
Woof.

Get a chin.

 
Andric 2008-02-08 04:14:51 PM  
I'd hit it, then drop her off at the bus stop on the way to go vote for Obama.

 
mrexcess [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 07:48:44 PM  
Really beautiful eyes. Terrible taste in politicians.

 
Gestalt 2008-02-08 07:55:43 PM  
wonkette.com
OLD AND TIRED POLITICS AS USUAL.

 
john_d_corr [TotalFark] 2008-02-08 10:35:10 PM  
This is the first picture I've ever seen of her in which she looks a lot like (and reminds me of) her mother. The same coldly ambitious, slightly haughty anyone-who-questions-my-opinions-is-ignorant-and-how-dare-you-oppose-the-new-Cam elot look in her eyes.

All this time people have been ragging on Chelsea for being an uglytoid, while I always thought she was a bit of a cutie. This picture has changed my mind.

/P.S. Dems should only vote for Hillary if they want to see McCain in the White House for 4 years.
//Steps down from soapbox

 
Teikiatsu 2008-02-08 11:02:08 PM  
*shudder* I thought there was hope for her, but she appears to be heading towards the sum of all fears: true combination of her parents... *sigh*

 
crossthread 2008-02-09 01:04:20 AM  
john_d_corr: This is the first picture I've ever seen of her in which she looks a lot like (and reminds me of) her mother. The same coldly ambitious, slightly haughty anyone-who-questions-my-opinions-is-ignorant-and-how-dare-you-oppose-the-new-Cam elot look in her eyes.

There's a slightly less disturbing picture of her here. (^)

As for her six-figure job, it's not at all uncommon for first-year associates at McKinsey to make that amount. That doesn't include the signing bonus. While a majority of their new hires are Ivy League MBAs, I think they'd be happy with someone who earned their Master's at Oxford.

 
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