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/Not the most embarrassing way to go, but it's up there.

Broken Logic: /Not the most embarrassing way to go, but it's up there.

I don't know. If Princess shot it...

Also at the scene: a green shell with a koopa missing.

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This headline is full of win

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Red shell my ass, it's those motherfarking blue ones that you gotta watch out for.

Subby got robbed

Psh, "Suspect". What morons.

It's ALWAYS the red shell.

Yay green!

Let's all just be thankful we weren't on the road when the lightning struck. I hate being tiny.

Wa wa wa wa Whoo hoo!

I used to work at a go cart track, and after hours we'd race, and would carry a car tire under one arm, and drop it to block the guy behind you. It was like real world mariocart.

"I'm the BEST!"

/always play with Toad

Shpubba1: "I'm the BEST!"

/always play with Toad

"grwaaarrr"

/always play with Bowser

fark Blue Shells. fark THEM!

Cameron_Talley: fark Blue Shells. fark THEM!

This.

Yeah I remember being slightly annoyed when whatever admin redlit this one.

Damn, comedy gold is hard to come by, don't kill it before it gets a chance.

/not subby

Wow! A whole thread of proof the video games will rot your brain.

/may be a dumbass
/but check out his hand/eye coordination

killer headline, thanks for the giggles!

Article said he worked for AT&T, maybe it was a suicide?

How in the hell did this warrant 192 comments on the article website?

Am I missing something? (again?)

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Great headline.

bit slow this morning, clicked on comments, lightbulb went off. The 'voting tab' thing had me confused.

Great headline.

A few of my friends and I got rooms on the same floor this year. I brought my old N64. And lately, even though one of my friends has a 360, all we play is Mario Kart 64 and Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey. It gets intense. 10+ year old games FTW!

/Usually plays Luigi
//Sometimes Yoshi

Last words: "Who left that goddamned banana peel out here??!!??!"

TFA: A 23-year-old Chicago man racing a kart vehicle at a Far-Northside track died Thursday after the kart crashed.

farking Illinois Bastard

"He-he-he-he-here we gooooooooooo!"

Approves.

Sounds more like he was sqished after being zapped by lightning

The red shell really was the best weapon imo (next to the star...obviously) -- Especially on tracks with cliffs -- Think I'm gonna go find the N64 I haven't played with in years...

/Funniest headline I've seen in a while

Mario Kart is a socialist game. Ever notice the shiattier you do, the better weapons you get? The best strategy is to sit back in 8th place at the beginning, get a few STARS, wait until the final lap, and then just drive over everyone.

Spiky shells... spawn of the devil!!! Oh, and nothing's worse than firing any of the homing shells, taking position from the next guy up, and then getting nailed with your own damn shell.

Red shells are most effective, but there is nothing more satisfying than making a long deflection shot with a green one.

Occam's Chainsaw: Spiky shells... spawn of the devil!!! Oh, and nothing's worse than firing any of the homing shells, taking position from the next guy up, and then getting nailed with your own damn shell.

Hang back in second place and fire it next time. Instant first.

XKCD (new window)

Boy killed in go-cart accident = sad.
Man killed in go-kart accident = pathetic.

Joed112784 - "Wa wa wa wa Whoo hoo!"

THIS.

discovery10: Mario Kart is a socialist game. Ever notice the shiattier you do, the better weapons you get? The best strategy is to sit back in 8th place at the beginning, get a few STARS, wait until the final lap, and then just drive over everyone.

Yup. Stay in first and all you get is those lame farkin' banana peels. Although drifting across someones path with the banana peel train behind you is kinda fun..

At least it was on an indoor track. You fall off the sides on that Rainbow Road and you ain't NEVER coming back!

/Unless Lakitu comes to fish you out.

Well done, subby. Well done.

I guess he didn't know how to drift-boost...

I Said: Shpubba1: "I'm the BEST!"

/always play with Toad

"grwaaarrr"

/always play with Bowser

"weh-oomp!"

/always play with yoshi
//except in double dash... bowser/boo in the silver boo pipes
///too much time on my hands

WIN.

One of the best headlines in a while..

P.S.

I'ma Luigi, numba one!!

Sorry guys but Koopa Troopa is the only way to go.

Captain Darling: Red shells are most effective, but there is nothing more satisfying than making a long deflection shot with a green one.

This, or sniping them from far away.

This game is the only thing Toad was EVER good for!

Toad FTW!

Jamrock: P.S.

I'ma Luigi, numba one!!

I'ma Wario, I'ma gonna ween!

My strategy was to use Daisy everywhere, you know "Hi, I'm Daisy!" every three seconds? Used to drive my ex farking nuts.

Coronach: How in the hell did this warrant 192 comments on the article website?

Am I missing something? (again?)

It turned into a debate on religion.

Bowser for battle mode, Toad for circuit maps. There's nothing better than taking out one or more balloons by using the fast start and slamming into the person starting in front of you.