Who?

Why does US immigration hate boobies?

Quadfecta?

Crude: Quadfecta?

Not if one of them is a repeat.

...
WELCOME to the UNITED STaTES OF HALLIBURTON...
Now get the fark out, we are not as free as our slogans seems to indicate



/sounds of marching boots

Probably afraid she'd drop dead of an overdose whilst running through the streets of NY naked at 3am. She's gonna be dead before the year is out, mark my words...

/Yay! Approved submission #60!

The ter'rists have won.

The strung-out, drug-addicted ter'rists.

subby could have easily worded the headline to go with the tune, but laziness prevented it I suppose...

NewportBarGuy: Who?


Her who.

I'm pretty sure this is pay back for the UK denying Snoop Dogg entry last year. And hopefully the trend of denying celebrities the right to travel will continue until Paris Hilton is stranded in the middle of Africa.

If she crosses into the US, she'll be guilty of transporting drugs. Even if she crosses into the US naked.

RockIsDead: Her who.

Xarkuri: I'm pretty sure this is pay back for the UK denying Snoop Dogg entry last year. And hopefully the trend of denying celebrities the right to travel will continue until Paris Hilton is stranded in the middle of Africa.

Hasn't Africa suffered enough?

Just send her to the Middle East...

No you can't come to America.
[insert picture of Statue of Liberty here] Not yours.

/Can't PS, must type instead.

Pillager: Xarkuri: I'm pretty sure this is pay back for the UK denying Snoop Dogg entry last year. And hopefully the trend of denying celebrities the right to travel will continue until Paris Hilton is stranded in the middle of Africa.

Hasn't Africa suffered enough?

Just send her to the Middle East...

Only because you refused Cat Stevens... No hand holding in London for YOU!

Can we stop having threads about this chick? She is only semi-famous, and that is for being a crack head.

I never heard of her until she started getting about 5-12 Fark threads per week.

Let the ratty looking biatch blow through her drugs and die like Anna Nicole in peace.

davynelson: Yeah, she's a real threat to the american gun-toting, alcoholic way of life.

If they cared about the economy, they'd let her in.

think about it

WTF? Most Amerians have never even heard of her. How is letting some heroin junkie into the US going to help the economy? She'd probably overdose on her first score, so it certainly isn't going to help through her buying heroin/crack/etc. Or maybe you think she'll help the economy by running up a big hospital bill after she overdoses? Or she'll help out the funeral home which will get to bill her family for shipping her skinny arse back home?

has anyone else grown weary of having the exact same headline for every amy winehouse "story"? or am i being that guy.

Pillager: Xarkuri: I'm pretty sure this is pay back for the UK denying Snoop Dogg entry last year. And hopefully the trend of denying celebrities the right to travel will continue until Paris Hilton is stranded in the middle of Africa.

Hasn't Africa suffered enough?

Just send her to the Middle East...

Hasn't the Middle East suffered enough?

Just put her in a rocket and send her to the moon...

Could someone photoshop the bomb hat from the Mohammed cartoon onto Amy's beehive?

kthxbye

Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Not to "work" they can't.

Too bad she's not a member of the Bin Laden family. I understand they can fly anywhere.

dra_uk: maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Not to "work" they can't.

So it's work to come to accept an award? Couldn't she just say she was visiting?

"Hey, look, I just happen to be a tourist in the U.S. at the same time this award is issued to me."

maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Britain isn't part of the EU...thus pound vs. euro, etc.

RealFarknMcCoy2 2008-02-07 07:51:16 PM
Probably afraid she'd drop dead of an overdose whilst running through the streets of NY naked at 3am.

Mr Vicious would like a word with you. At least her boyfriend might not end up with a knife in him

On a serious note, saw her on Jools and I really didn't want to like her. Yeah....she is really really that good

/She'll be missed
//Planning for the future

I always see some resemblance whenever I look at Winehouse. I'd never hit it. But I'd hit Kat Von D like the fist of an angry god.
And Winehouse has had more needles in her too.

Canton

Pillager: Xarkuri: I'm pretty sure this is pay back for the UK denying Snoop Dogg entry last year. And hopefully the trend of denying celebrities the right to travel will continue until Paris Hilton is stranded in the middle of Africa.

Hasn't Africa suffered enough?

Just send her to the Middle East...

Hasn't the Middle East suffered enough?

Just put her in a rocket and send her to the moon...

Hasn't the moon suffered enough?

Send her to live with Rosie O'Donnell

iammess: Can we stop having threads about this chick?

I always get a kick outta douchebags like you when you comment about someone in a thread that you apparently are sick of.

No one is making you read any of this...
if it doesn't interest you then why do you click on the thread?

You are a mystery to me, you freaking pathetic little boy....

Now would be the time when you try to rip on me to make yourself feel like less than the loser we all know that you are.

and, by the way, I could care less about Amy Whinehouse, I just read this thread because I'm bored.

kennytron: maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Britain isn't part of the EU...thus pound vs. euro, etc.

Um.... wanna try again?

/you must not have had any geography or world history classes, right?

AntiProEveryThing: RealFarknMcCoy2 2008-02-07 07:51:16 PM
Probably afraid she'd drop dead of an overdose whilst running through the streets of NY naked at 3am.

Mr Vicious would like a word with you. At least her boyfriend might not end up with a knife in him

On a serious note, saw her on Jools and I really didn't want to like her. Yeah....she is really really that good

/She'll be missed
//Planning for the future

I totally agree. For what a fark up she is, she has an amazing voice, I really hope they let her do the next Bond song...

If she lives that long...

HappyHarryHardOn: ...
WELCOME to the UNITED STaTES OF HALLIBURTON...
Now get the fark out, we are not as free as our slogans seems to indicate

/sounds of marching boots

Ordinarily I'd agree with you, but I see no reason to let a serial criminal into any country that values its laws. Pot smokers, maybe, it's a silly situation, but she's a violent crackhead.

davynelson: think about it

No, because that's stupid.

good... we got enough whores over here.

/say no to shiatty culture

kennytron: maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Britain isn't part of the EU...thus pound vs. euro, etc.

Um, yes it is. And it's not because it's a part of the EU that they can come to the US without a visa. It's just one of the countries the US has such an agreement with, and the US has this agreement with non-EU countries as well.

dra_uk: maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Not to "work" they can't.

Even if she isn't going to do "work", she still needs to fill in the normal green visa waiver I-94 form. It asks, "Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controlled substance." (It's above the "are you a terrorist or a nazi" question.)

It doesn't necessarily prevent you being let in, but it sure as hell makes it difficult.

maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Only for touristy visits, not for work.

kennytron: maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?

I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.

Britain isn't part of the EU...

Is too. Is it Dawn if the Dim morning on Fark or what?

I can't say i've really paid any attention but is she famous for anything other then being a trainwreck? Does she have some good songs i haven't heard?

Pillager: Why does US immigration hate boobies?

You must not have seen her recent pics.

This is revenge for Snoop Dogg not being let in EU countries! Your move EU, your move!

I believe they told her a couple months ago that she would have to pass a drug test before she would be allowed a visa. I believe she missed the deadline.

WTF? Most Amerians have never even heard of her. How is letting some heroin junkie into the US going to help the economy?

She buys a bunch of cocaine and heroin, and the drug pusher then spends that money on a big car, ensuring the employment of the car industry, large amounts of gasoline, keeps the jewellery industry in work, keep bad alcohol brewing companies in business as well as promoting the trickle down effect through the use of hoes. Sure some of it is not taxed but think about howmany US goods will be bought with that money from the drugs. That might be the money that saves the economy.

TADAMZ: I really hope they let her do the next Bond song...

Provided that she actually manages to stay clean (sigh), this is a great idea.

iammess: Can we stop having threads about this chick? She is only semi-famous, and that is for being a crack head. I never heard of her until she started getting about 5-12 Fark threads per week. Let the ratty looking biatch blow through her drugs and die like Anna Nicole in peace.

Hear Hear!

It's not Fark
It's Skank.com

TADAMZ:I totally agree. For what a fark up she is, she has an amazing voice, I really hope they let her do the next Bond song...

Oh sure, that'd be wonderful, for A Quantum of Solace, a Quantum of Skank.

/ Look what singing a Bond theme did for Sheena Easton's career.

Kar98: maq0r: Why is she applying for a visa?
I thought all of the EU can go to the US without a visa.
Only for touristy visits, not for work.

Can't have her taking jobs away from hard working American skanks.
That'd put a gaping hole in our economy.