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I was all for this until I saw it was a Woody Allen film. I'm pretty sure he'll wind up inserting himself (as it were) into the scene.

You had meI came at erotic and lesbian.

Yeehaw for lesbians!

It was as if millions of kittens cried out in one voice, and then were silenced.

Thatguy: I was all for this until I saw it was a Woody Allen film. I'm pretty sure he'll wind up inserting himself (as it were) into the scene.

fark. I hate Woody Allen.

*Ahem*

The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husband the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.

Needed editing.

That old bastard has a thing for Scarlett, this is like her 4th movie with him. She's not even oriental or his daughter.

I'm willing to bet there won't be any nudity or even anything worth sitting through a Woody Allen movie for.

Pics or it didn't happen.

You never know...Woody did give us scenes like this: NSFW

Thank you Woodman

I would already buy advance tickets for a movie called "THE BEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD", especially if you were obligated to shout the name when mentioning it. But with this? I'm camping the theater.

/+1, subby

Exclusive! On-set I was able to serepticiously create the following RAYOGRAPH, which I plan on leaking to the highest bidder (quality much better can make out pixelated mons pubis)

Savor it! And try not to stain your shorts!

Yours in filth,

Production Assistant (full disclosure I'm with Scrumpdillyicious Catering) brap

Say hello to the best selling director's cut DVD ever

/first person to get that to me in mpg format wins for life

x10,000,000,000

I was going to ask what the movie was about & then I realized that I really could care less. After that scene I'll be ready for a nap anyway.

Nestea Plunge: This is the one where Woody plays the neurotic Jew with an entirely unlikely sex life?

Many good Woody Allen movies do not feature him as a character in the movie. See:

Bullets Over Broadway
Purple Rose of Cairo
Celebrity
Match Point
Melinda and Melinda

I love that Relevant cat

I like your style Subby.

Am I the only one who thinks she's not that great looking?

I mean, give me Kate Beckinsale any day of the week, personally.

Whatever, to each their own.

"Forget it Rico, mobile infantry and fleet don't mix."

SilentStrider: Am I the only one who thinks she's not that great looking?
I mean, give me Kate Beckinsale any day of the week, personally.
Whatever, to each their own.

Who "she"? She who?

/whoa
//sound like a kung-fu master if you say it out loud

This may be this decade's Bolero. Not saying that's a bad thing.

anal brazil men: Many good Woody Allen movies do not feature him as a character in the movie.

I think lately he's seen that 72 is a little old to be a leading man. Also, he married HIS EX-WIFE'S DAUGHTER! (and that's the best way anyone can put what happened there)

Zarkin Frood: Who "she"? She who?

sorry, I was referring to Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson, yes. Penelope Cruz, no.

SilentStrider: sorry, I was referring to Johansson.

You're an alt of Studman69, I see.

Penelope Cruz has an ugly nose.

/Ruins it for me.

SoothinglyDeranged: Thatguy: I was all for this until I saw it was a Woody Allen film. I'm pretty sure he'll wind up inserting himself (as it were) into the scene.

fark. I hate Woody Allen.

Seconded, or thirded as it were. Someone needs to put him through a woodchipper.

Who wants to see a movie about a Tijuana donkey show?

/zing! (I leave it up to you as to which is the donkey.)

Fark U: so you guys like to fap to gay lesbian porn?

who'd knew!


oooh you better believe it... and FTFY

/fap-farking-FAP

MCStymie: Seconded, or thirded as it were. Someone needs to put him through a woodchipper.

Yeah. I don't really understand why Hollywood likes to fellate him so much.

Lezbo thread?

Smellvin: Penelope Cruz has an ugly nose.

/Ruins it for me.

"STIFFY" tag?

The scene is ruined.

Right in the middle of it, Cruz whispers throatily into Johansson's ear, "Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline."

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Scarlett Johansson, yes. Penelope Cruz, no.

?!

I have no words.

After reading that headline ... I need a cigarette ...

i'm disappointed in all of you!!


where are the boobie pics?!?

Dear Jeebus:

Thank you.

Yours,
Oogie

Scarlett: hell damn yes and then some.
Penelope: meh, not so much. Has anyone else ever noticed how far down her nose comes onto her upper lip? There's like only a quarter of an inch of space!

/yeah, yeah, I know: cue the sharp knees guy. Whatever.

I had a three-day lesbian sex romp with Scarlett and Penelope, so I'm really getting a flashback out of these replies.

There are only two words fit for that information:

DUDE, SWEET!!!

SilentStrider:
Am I the only one who thinks she's not that great looking?

I mean, give me Kate Beckinsale any day of the week, personally.

Whatever, to each their own.

You are not. She has funny lips and her nose hangs down too low. She looks like that Muppet with a third leg for a nose.

Scarlett is smmmmmmmmmmokin', tho.


/neither male nor lesbian, can just appreciate a good set of DSL

Yeah. She's freakin' hideous.

Woody Allen you say?

Well there went my boner.

Nestea Plunge: This is the one where Woody plays the neurotic Jew with an entirely unlikely sex life?

If I were a powerful director who'd already been crowned great, I'd write a Brown Bunny every year for the rest of my life. It's called 'using what ya got'.

Mugato: That old bastard has a thing for Scarlett, this is like her 4th movie with him. She's not even oriental or his daughter.

I'm willing to bet there won't be any nudity or even anything worth sitting through a Woody Allen movie for.

If Scarlett kept saying yes to you, wouldn't you keep her in your movies?