It's not coz she wants to be rehabilitated.

It's coz Ozzy's got better drugs.

Just when you thought a family couldn't get any uglier

When isn't the Amy Winehouse trifecta in play?

Well, the related slideshow tells the story.

She's been looking a lot healthier lately though.

At least her Daddy thinks she's alright...

/Whose your Daddy?
//Ozzy apparently

At first I thought, "WTF do I care?" then I imagined Ozzy and Amy doing a duet of "Hand of Doom"...................nah.

For all you lawn lingerers out there here's the song/video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9gokjOjf6g

/one of my fave anti-drug songs
//it'll scare you straight

Ozzy's getting too old to shuffle around the back yard in his shorts and look for the dogs, so he got a replacement. Good on you, Ozzy. I just hope she has a warranty.

Sorry, but i read that as the OSMONDS!

Oh, and all the rehab in the world can't cure good, old-fashioned ugly.

/forgot that part

Well good for him.

Amy Crackhouse?

Baby, I get so high sometimes that I can barely speak or sing
Is it crack that's in my veins or is it alcohol?
Heroin is shooting into my arm, I'm waiting for the sting
What else am i supposed to take when I'm out of demoral?

If I'm snorting lines forever,
Will I ever feel the shame?
If I'm snorting lines forever,
Could I ever use my brain?

That's kind of like reforming yourself from being a white supremacist by hanging around this guy:



/Varg Vikernes
//European Master Douchebag of the 1990's.

This might actually be the best thing for her. Both Kelly & Ozzy have fought their drug demons & Amy will be far from London, so there will hopefully less temptation to fall back into bad habits.

Who the fark is Amy Winehouse, and why should I give a damn?

People talk about this chick like she invented music or something ....