Sexy.

...but when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.

penis penis penis penis

Make sure the Rabbi gets a tip!

I'd go with a Stephen King theme myself.

The Green Mohel.

She is so goddamn hot and talented, she could urinate into a bowl and throw it at me and I'd still love her. As a matter of fact, I'd probably love her more.

Atomic Spunk: She is so goddamn hot and talented, she could urinate into a bowl and throw it at me and I'd still love her. As a matter of fact, I'd probably love her more.

Um...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Yer weird. :P

Dick!

Penisgargle. Wheee.

If she is not Jewish is the kid Jewish? I thought it was matrilineal.

What's she gonna do for the Bar Mitzfah? Hookers and beer?

Atomic Spunk: She is so goddamn hot and talented, she could urinate into a bowl and throw it at me and I'd still love her. As a matter of fact, I'd probably love her more.

You seem to be the reason the stars surround themselves with big, husky gentlemen of questionable ethics.

Haven't Jews suffered enough?

Having a baby seems to have agreed with her boobies.

cue up the moyel in the Seinfeld episode!!!

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She's a goy, so is the kid, except in some of the more liberal sects. I guess daddy must be reform or reconstructionist.

I'd love to stick my penis between her balloons.

feckingmorons: If she is not Jewish is the kid Jewish? I thought it was matrilineal.

That was my understanding... if the mother is Jewish, the kids automatically are considered as such -- at least in Judaic circles. I know this because my Jewish wife has informed me of said scenario on numerous occasions.

/not Jewish

I like the post-pregnancy boobs. Holy crap.