Don't dress your motherfarking cat in a motherfarking apron!

Does Suffleupagus look like a beotch to you?

sNuffleupagus... I hate it when fatigue screws up my own joke.

Dear Subby,
You're old.

\we were only Free To Be You And Me through the end of the 70's.

Sam's the man! Wouldn't his voice be great for GPS navigation? "Turn your motherfarking self around or else you're going to be motherfarking lost."

debut? so this kids album was released before Black Snake Moan?


//dnrtfavw

Good Night, Muthafarking Moon!

*blam* *blam* *blam*

GurneyHalleck: Dear Subby,
You're old.

\we were only Free To Be You And Me through the end of the 70's.

Me too. We listened to that in pre-school. Wasn't Mel Brooks one of the voices?

Sammy J learned to play blues guitar (new window) for "Black Snake Moan" and did a pretty farking awesome job. He played and sang something like 3 or 4 of the songs on the soundtrack.

I don't think "debut" means what you think it means.

rhodabear: Sam's the man! Wouldn't his voice be great for GPS navigation? "Turn your motherfarking self around or else you're going to be motherfarking lost."

Best idea ever! I can't help but think of him and Keenan landing the jet in Snakes on a Plane. "Left! LEFT! Turn this big motherfarker LEFT!"

Hey, kids! How the fark are ya?

/Best MTV commercial evar

GurneyHalleck: Dear Subby,
You're old.

\we were only Free To Be You And Me through the end of the 70's.

Some Californian para-edu-institutionalizing cell groups retained this gem through the mid- to late-80s. Fisher Price portable.

Wow, I hadn't thought about FTBYAM in ages. We listening to that all the time in elementary school in the mid-late 80's, so it was still around then. I don't remember hearing everything that was on the tracklisting, so maybe my teacher had a mixtape with just some of them or something.

Wait, just looked a little more, the thing I remember is "Free to be... a family", which seems to be some later follow-on thing in the same vein. I fail

MYt wife bought FTBYAM from Amazon for our toddler.

So far, he only likes the bits with Mel Brookes voicing the baby puppets.

Me, I bought him the Hilarious House of Frightenstien.

Anyone else check out the rest of the contributors? Lisa Loeb, Issac Hayes, Deborah Harry, Michael McKean, Gary Oldman, and...Magic Johnson? WTF?

It's alright to cuss. Cussing gets the sad out of you. It's alright to cuss. It might make you feel better.

disapproves.

Agatha Fry, she made a motherfarkin pie
And Christopher John helped bake the motherfarker
Christopher John, he mowed the motherfarkin lawn
And Agatha Fry helped rake the motherfarker

/actually, I can see Shel Silverstein writing the first draft just like that

No love for Gary?

/I'll buy it just for his song

THAT'S IT.

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING COWS AND THIS MOTHERF*CKING MOON!

ENGLISH, MOTHERFARKER! CAN YOU READ IT? No? Well then let's learn how!

/Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, MOTHERFARKER, SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME! Yes, that's very good pronunciation! You get a gold star.

semiotix: ENGLISH, MOTHERFARKER! CAN YOU READ IT? No? Well then let's learn how!

/Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, MOTHERFARKER, SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME! Yes, that's very good pronunciation! You get a gold star.

Fantastic.

My main vice is that at home, in private, I swear about as much as Samuel L. My husband's worried I'll talk like that around the baby after she's born. I think she's heard a lot already in utero. They say babies pick up speech patterns before they're born so, uh, hmmm. There may be a problem.

I had that album as a kid! Well, the version with The Fat Boys ("Yourself Belongs To You"). It was a song about how to avoid getting kidnapped or molested.

Yeah, the eighties had one or two highly sensationalized kidnappings and EVERYBODY PANICked. Due to the sheer volume of "Don't Talk To Strangers" coloring books and other media vomited upon me by a mother who believed every urban legend involving children, I am very uncomfortable around people that I haven't known for at least two weeks (with notable exceptions). Thanks, Mom.

It will get you wasted fast motherfarker!

HellblazerPrime: rhodabear: Sam's the man! Wouldn't his voice be great for GPS navigation? "Turn your motherfarking self around or else you're going to be motherfarking lost."

Best idea ever! I can't help but think of him and Keenan landing the jet in Snakes on a Plane. "Left! LEFT! Turn this big motherfarker LEFT!"

Yes!!! lol

Snow White and the seven short-assed motherf*ckers. I'd buy it.

Free To Be You And Me?!?!? Wow that one came from the vault. Well played.

/it's alright to cry