Boobies?

What, no news flash?

Khajja the Fang: Boobies?

That's what they're (still) looking for.

It doesn't matter, now does it? He's playing hot-potato, and the longer it goes, the less we all care.

van der who?

/???

Shark food?

Like this is news anymore.

Yawn. Of course the kid knows what happened, even if he didn't MURDER her.

/no body, no crime
//more like....evidence eaten by sea creatures FTW

Meanwhile this thread gets no coverage for a couple of more hours because there's a football game going on. Piece of shiat Van der Sloot murdering cocksucker...

"The ocean big." Duh.

Khajja the Fang: Boobies?

What are you, a necrophiliac? She's dead, for fark's sake. Stop asking to see her tits in every thread about her.

Sick fark.

Van der Sloot?

So many jokes I could make...

Well no sh*t. Not exactly shocking.

Whoah, didn't see that coming

mckenzie: van der who?

/???

He may be a nobody to you, but he puts food on Nancy Grace's table.

WHO farkING CARES?

Am I the only one who is sick and tired about hearing about her? She's not the only missing person out there, you know. She's not even the only missing white female.

Farking Dutch. Put him in PMITA prison with a tulip in his mouth

Wait, if she was dead, how could she dispose of her body?

This isn't News, but it sure as hell isn't Fark, either.

AntiNorm: Am I the only one who is sick and tired about hearing about her?

No. This story is irritating as fark. Dumb girl goes off with strangers and gets killed. Whoopee! Who cares?

You NEVER admit that kind of shiat EVER. What an Idiot...

AntiNorm: WHO farkING CARES?

Am I the only one who is sick and tired about hearing about her? She's not the only missing person out there, you know. She's not even the only missing white female.

Agree. HOWEVER, at least maybe this time, the rich white man's son won't get away with it

Fox News? It can't be true.

/sarcasm

Smingers did it! I knew it all along, even when it was the other guy.

A Tout Le Monde: He may be a nobody to you, but he puts food on Nancy Grace's table.

Nancy who?

Missing White Girl Syndrome at its finest.

Non-story. He can just claim he was BSing his 'friend', they still need physical evidence or there isn't any chance of conviction.

so, any news on Jon Bonet while were on the topic?

And this is relevant how? Even if this stuff is admissible under Dutch law, he can say (as he already has) that he was lying, or drunk and didn't know, blah, blah. Just an attempt to apply CPR to a story that's deader than Ms. Holloway.

A Tout Le Monde: mckenzie: van der who?

/???

He may be a nobody to you, but he puts food on Nancy Grace's table.

I've been on Fark too long. I read that as Nancy Grace's testicles.

nobodys_goose: It doesn't matter, now does it? He's playing hot-potato, and the longer it goes, the less we all care.

THIS.

mckenzie: van der who?

/???

Moran Van Der Sloot

So, she OD'd, he panicked, where to dump the body.

On an island.

I always knew it was this or she drowned. She was on booze and pills at the time, according to her friends.

not surprising at all. i'm sure his dad knows all about it even if he didn't help dispose of her body.

When did he Holloway the body?

baka-san: I always knew it was this or she drowned. She was on booze and pills at the time, according to her friends.

I'm pretty sure she couldn't have been on booze or pills. She was a good girl. Everyone knows that. Just look at her picture.

That asshat is as guilty as sin.

KrispyKringle: baka-san: I always knew it was this or she drowned. She was on booze and pills at the time, according to her friends.

I'm pretty sure she couldn't have been on booze or pills. She was a good girl. Everyone knows that. Just look at her picture.

Yeah. Pretty white girls never do anything illegal, especially if they're blonde.

KrispyKringle: baka-san: I always knew it was this or she drowned. She was on booze and pills at the time, according to her friends.

I'm pretty sure she couldn't have been on booze or pills. She was a good girl. Everyone knows that. Just look at her picture.

That is totally asinine. She was a good, Christian girl! She was in Church every Sunday, so clearly none of that heathenism is possible.

"the longer it goes, the less we all care."

Speak for yourself, one thing that I really can not stand is the thought of a successful murder. Yeah, the media frenzy gets tiresome, but murderers should always be punished and the truth known.
ALWAYS.
Not always possible, I know, but it's something to strive for, whether it's Natalee or some unknown person, whomever, wherever.
Or just turn in your humanity membership card.
I know, I know, like some of you guys kept your dues paid as it is.

aneternalenigma: That is totally asinine. She was a good, Christian girl! She was in Church every Sunday, so clearly none of that heathenism is possible.

Exactly.

He's taking credit for my moves?

i'm glad that her family can have some closure, if nothing else.

I don't care.

Her parents should be jailed for clogging up the airwaves for months with their bullshiat. Their little snowflake went off and did stupid shiat and got herself killed. It happens often...

AntiNorm:
Am I the only one who is sick and tired about hearing about her?

Nope. I'm also sick of looking at her stupid graduation photo.

ToxicMunkee: Nope. I'm also sick of looking at her stupid graduation photo.

I like how he said after he admitted to everything that he knew the camera was there.

OK, fine. If you killed her, let's jail him.
If he didn't, jail him anyway for being a little attention whore farking with people.

KrispyKringle: Khajja the Fang: Boobies?

What are you, a necrophiliac? She's dead, for fark's sake. Stop asking to see her tits in every thread about her.

Sick fark.

You missed the joke.........

"The exchange, in Dutch, was recorded in a Range Rover that had been rigged with three hidden cameras by Peter R. de Vries..."

Wow, didn't know the Harkonnens were involved