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(Guardian.com) Amusing TUBE = "Totally Unnecessary Breast Exam"   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 83
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Asclepius [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 08:42:07 PM  
No such thing. Ok maybe there are a couple of exceptions.

Personal fave: LGFD = Looks Good From the Door

 
jim45804 2008-02-03 09:12:48 PM  
UFIA

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-02-03 09:13:42 PM  
Yeah. I give those. Free. No waiting.

/shameless boobies troll.

 
yaanu 2008-02-03 09:13:49 PM  
The internet is a plethora of B's.

 
animalmagnet 2008-02-03 09:15:03 PM  
How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

 
wyseyes 2008-02-03 09:20:59 PM  
What's YOUR DBI?

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-02-03 09:21:26 PM  
animalmagnet: How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

Yea, I mean that's why God invented them. Works of art are meant to be examined....and sqeezed and sucked and nibbled...
nom

 
Fluid 2008-02-03 09:22:51 PM  
animalmagnet: How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

Oddly enough, there are apparently doctors who order a mammogram even when there's less than 1% chance, just to be sure. Though I really wouldn't be able to say if this is justifiable or paranoia.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:22:52 PM  
i guess it all depends on who is giving and who is receiving...

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:25:16 PM  
some of these are getting kind of personal. TFTB is just mean.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:26:27 PM  
Fluid: animalmagnet: How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

Oddly enough, there are apparently doctors who order a mammogram even when there's less than 1% chance, just to be sure. Though I really wouldn't be able to say if this is justifiable or paranoia.


if you're worried about a lawsuit then it really isn't paranoid

 
Bukharin's Lady Friend 2008-02-03 09:28:28 PM  
i get these all the time

 
HempHead 2008-02-03 09:29:08 PM  
static.stickam.com

 
Conan the Librarian 2008-02-03 09:29:32 PM  
So, is GLM British for MILF?

 
RoyBatty 2008-02-03 09:29:47 PM  
Check out their feelings on second opinions. The only one that is annoyed with requests for second opinions is the g y n. And I am pretty sure from the answer to exercise that the g y n is an s h e.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:31:10 PM  
wyseyes: What's YOUR DBI?

Hmmm...0...however my SBI is a whopping 100.

SBI=Scumbag index 100-teeth missing-days without a bath+days without being a total biatch=

I think I added that correctly. I am horrible person. :P

 
The Grinch 2008-02-03 09:31:40 PM  
I am a freelance practitioner specializing in tactile mammograms. Line up ladies, keep 'em safe.

 
Drakkenmaw 2008-02-03 09:34:03 PM  
Bucky Katt: some of these are getting kind of personal. TFTB is just mean.

If you have difficulty breathing, sometimes weighing as much as a small car can be a factor. People who refuse to lose weight, but come in with weight-related ailments looking for easy solutions, are basically depressing/infuriating. I can understand throwing such snarkiness out as a warning to other doctors reading the chart, as well as a way of blowing off steam and avoiding a blowup at Mrs. Orca who comes in complaining again that her oxygen tank isn't doing enough to help her gelatinous bulk attain mobility.

 
aerojockey [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:34:12 PM  
Dr. Gynae? You know that when this story was originally conceived Dr. Gynae was known as Dr. Cnut.

 
Farkansas Native 2008-02-03 09:35:51 PM  
I'm a boobtube devotee.

 
naparyaq 2008-02-03 09:38:35 PM  
www.mccullagh.org
animalmagnet How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:38:42 PM  
animalmagnet: How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

Agreed. I perform them all the time on my wife and I'm not even a doctor!!

FTA: In my first six months as a doctor, a young man on his honeymoon came in with a wedding ring trapped round the base of his penis.

WTF?!?

 
AndyChrist_NZ 2008-02-03 09:38:57 PM  
Actually "GELF" is British for "MILF",

Boobies thread, excellent

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:40:50 PM  
Drakkenmaw: Bucky Katt: some of these are getting kind of personal. TFTB is just mean.

If you have difficulty breathing, sometimes weighing as much as a small car can be a factor. People who refuse to lose weight, but come in with weight-related ailments looking for easy solutions, are basically depressing/infuriating. I can understand throwing such snarkiness out as a warning to other doctors reading the chart, as well as a way of blowing off steam and avoiding a blowup at Mrs. Orca who comes in complaining again that her oxygen tank isn't doing enough to help her gelatinous bulk attain mobility.


i resemble that remark

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:41:30 PM  
animalmagnet: How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

www.makemeheal.com
How 'bout that?

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-02-03 09:41:38 PM  
Bukharin's Lady Friend: i get these all the time

How you doin?

 
peachfish 2008-02-03 09:42:38 PM  
Ah where I work we use FDD (fell down drunk). But not in writing!

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:42:50 PM  
frostus: animalmagnet: How could a breast exam ever be unnecessary?

Agreed. I perform them all the time on my wife and I'm not even a doctor!!

FTA: In my first six months as a doctor, a young man on his honeymoon came in with a wedding ring trapped round the base of his penis.

WTF?!?


"cock ring" taken just a little too literally

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-02-03 09:44:23 PM  
Note to self:
Find out what sites naparyaq is surfing and have them blocked from my computer.

 
Kat [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:45:10 PM  
Are patients not allowed to see their charts in england? These types of notes could get you fired/sued/jumped in a state-side hospital/clinic/doctor's office.

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-02-03 09:46:44 PM  
Danger Avoid Death: Note to self:
Find out what sites naparyaq is surfing and have them blocked from my computer.


Yea. If it were possible, I would be chewing out my own eyeballs right now.

 
Fluid 2008-02-03 09:51:30 PM  
Kat: Are patients not allowed to see their charts in england? These types of notes could get you fired/sued/jumped in a state-side hospital/clinic/doctor's office.

The average patient doesn't even blink at the charts.

 
naparyaq 2008-02-03 09:54:08 PM  
lightscameracaption.files.wordpress.com

DBI = two missing teeth x eight tats = WARSH YERSELF OFF, GYRL!

 
peachfish 2008-02-03 09:54:15 PM  
Fluid: Kat: Are patients not allowed to see their charts in england? These types of notes could get you fired/sued/jumped in a state-side hospital/clinic/doctor's office.

The average patient doesn't even blink at the charts.


And if they did look, they probably couldn't read the writing anyway.

 
libbyshome 2008-02-03 09:56:25 PM  
I know that some doctors make notes. I was unwell and since my doctor was on holiday I visited a clinic. These notes were forewarded to my doctor. The note said "looks rough".

 
TheGreatZarquon 2008-02-03 09:56:32 PM  
TFA: "Dr Mind: In my first six months as a doctor, a young man on his honeymoon came in with a wedding ring trapped round the base of his penis. In the end we got the dentist to drill it off and we saved the penis."

No matter WHAT I manage to get stuck on it, a dentist's drill isn't getting anywhere near me.

 
EvilBobRoss 2008-02-03 09:57:36 PM  
How small do you have to be in order to fit a wedding ring around your penis?

 
Kat [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:59:28 PM  
peachfish: Fluid: Kat: Are patients not allowed to see their charts in england? These types of notes could get you fired/sued/jumped in a state-side hospital/clinic/doctor's office.

The average patient doesn't even blink at the charts.

And if they did look, they probably couldn't read the writing anyway.


perhaps, until you leave something in a patient, or someone wasn't ready for grammy to die and launches an investigation.

then you're acronyms are going to bite you in the ass. You're better off charting "pt. states, 'i eat four thousand calories a day, smoke two packs, and only get off the sofa to take a shiat, please give me an inhaler, because i obviously have asthma and i'm not just morbidly obese."

or whatever exactly they said that made you decided that they are a TFTB PITA.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 10:00:02 PM  
EvilBobRoss: How small do you have to be in order to fit a wedding ring around your penis?

fat fingers, small dick... you do the math

 
Wulfhardt 2008-02-03 10:00:09 PM  
T.he U.ltra-Fark B.arium E.nema

They do some weird stuff in Ultr+++CONNECTION CLOSED+++

 
libbyshome 2008-02-03 10:00:19 PM  
EvilBobRoss: How small do you have to be in order to fit a wedding ring around your penis?

How fat was the wife's finger?

 
EvilBobRoss 2008-02-03 10:02:03 PM  
Bucky Katt

Do I have to?

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-02-03 10:04:57 PM  
Bucky Katt: EvilBobRoss: How small do you have to be in order to fit a wedding ring around your penis?

fat fingers, small dick... you do the math


And given those components, you could even do it in base 11.

 
SharkUW 2008-02-03 10:10:04 PM  
The internet comprises these? That's awesome.

 
flocculation_of_yeast 2008-02-03 10:16:44 PM  
RoyBatty: Check out their feelings on second opinions. The only one that is annoyed with requests for second opinions is the g y n. And I am pretty sure from the answer to exercise that the g y n is an s h e.

what's your point?

 
Zakariah 2008-02-03 10:16:55 PM  
This reminds me of CNN's annual "Learn what your kids are saying!" article that defines internet acronyms like LOL and ROTF, and also obviously made-up ones, like POS (Parent Over Shoulder) and WCIGSCDAH (Where Can I Get Some Cheap Drugs And Hookers?).

 
Yume no Hikari 2008-02-03 10:23:24 PM  
This thread is useless withou--OH GOD DELETE THAT!

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2008-02-03 10:31:01 PM  
TheGreatZarquon: TFA: "Dr Mind: In my first six months as a doctor, a young man on his honeymoon came in with a wedding ring trapped round the base of his penis. In the end we got the dentist to drill it off and we saved the penis."

No matter WHAT I manage to get stuck on it, a dentist's drill isn't getting anywhere near me.


Skip that part, 'and we saved the penis.' has to be the funniest thing I've read in ages.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 10:31:42 PM  
libbyshome: I know that some doctors make notes. I was unwell and since my doctor was on holiday I visited a clinic. These notes were forewarded to my doctor. The note said "looks rough".

Well sweety...

You left that one open.

/I kid because I love

 
flyneye 2008-02-03 10:36:27 PM  
With the seriousness of breast cancer always on our minds,and the environmental hazards of living in todays world,womens breasts should be examined frequently by doctors lovers and interested parties without a buncha whinin by special interest manhater groups.

 
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