Having some battery problems, will return it once I get a jump start.

G-man?

Keep it classy Murfreeboro!

Punk!

Does she still have my "stuff"?

Man, that Charlie's Angels sequel sucked.

Ain't nuthin' but a G thing, baby...

dancing is forbidden

Let's just hope this woman doesn't breed. She's a level five idiot.

"In addition to the cut of your gib, I likes the name of your town...Murfreesboro!" (Too obscure?)

A. You told the cops he gave you $50 worth of Crack??

B. When you reported that did you turn over the evidence or had you smoked it?

C. Your a crack head, we really dont need you behind the wheel

All kinds of things wrong with this!!

Police provided a sketch of the suspect...

guitarpick2002: Let's just hope this woman doesn't didn't breed. She's a level five idiot.

I agree with you, but I think the danger has all but passed

CreepyBasementGuy: dancing is forbidden

Shocked, SHOCKED, to find out that this is going on here.

/your car sir.
//approves.

hit Geren in the face with his hand

Hand? Not fist?
A slap?

Gee, GAWSH!

I bet "G" read Neil Strauss' The Game! He sure "negged" her. Now she is in love with him.

What up, G?

/I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

G? I know that guy! He's LMNOP's lil' cousin.

"Nine" unable to comment because "Seven" ate him.

"G" last seen hanging out with "A", "E", "I", "U" and sometimes "Y"

I had a college roommate named "G". Nice Guy, I don't think this is him.

I'll....nnnmmmbring it right mmmmback I promise.....

Man named G?

the guy didn't "borrow" the car. he RENTED it for $50 worth of crack. a sound business deal.

Makes me think of that episode of COPS where the woman call the cops because she was sold a chunk of plaster instead of crack cocaine. I loved the part when the cops are talking to the woman accused of selling drugs & she tells them she's a prostitute, not a dealer, and this right in front of her son.

Did she suffer like G did?

Bathia_Mapes: Makes me think of that episode of COPS where the woman call the cops because she was sold a chunk of plaster instead of crack cocaine. I loved the part when the cops are talking to the woman accused of selling drugs & she tells them she's a prostitute, not a dealer, and this right in front of her son.

I love that episode.

"I'm a prostitute! I am NOT a drug dealer."

Never underestimate the entertainment value of the retarded.

Most 50 year old women are pret' darn infertile, just to ease your minds.

radioman_: Never underestimate the entertainment value of the retarded.

Anyone who watched the latest State of the Union Address knows this.

TFA: During the argument, the man said, "This is my city, punk" and hit Geren in the face with his hand.

JakeElwood: I'll....nnnmmmbring it right mmmmback I promise.....

I'm misssing an inside joke/gaming reference here.

Did the government guy from Half Life borrow Gordon Freemans car?

I don't remember that.

Inigo : Did she suffer like G did?

That made my day.

did she tell him not to be frontin?


/someone cue the 'that's racist' kid

Crack brings out the stupid in people.

1980 Oldsmobile for $50 bucks sounds like he over paid.

Related?

CreepyBasementGuy: JakeElwood: I'll....nnnmmmbring it right mmmmback I promise.....

I'm misssing an inside joke/gaming reference here.

Did the government guy from Half Life borrow Gordon Freemans car?

I don't remember that.

He was called the "G" man.

CreepyBasementGuy: Did the government guy from Half Life borrow Gordon Freemans car?

No need! He can just vanish, the slippery bugger.

tonesskin: Bathia_Mapes: Makes me think of that episode of COPS where the woman call the cops because she was sold a chunk of plaster instead of crack cocaine. I loved the part when the cops are talking to the woman accused of selling drugs & she tells them she's a prostitute, not a dealer, and this right in front of her son.

I love that episode.

"I'm a prostitute! I am NOT a drug dealer."

It's one of my favorites.

'80 Old's worth $1500. I call shenanigans.

G, who'da thunk it?

John G.?

Pharmacologically speaking, cocaine is a stimulant alkaloid with a topical analgesic effect. I don't see how it would impair driving, especially if one wasn't imbibing while driving, but rather waited for whatever onset 'rush' to dissipate before carrying on. I suppose is one were on a long binge, it might increase the tendency to spontaneously fall asleep. Narcoleptics were allowed to drive on Dexedrine, I recall.

Walt_Jizzney: The first time she lent it out, it hit a post.

Retroactively filterowned?

Walt_Jizzney: The first time she lent it out, it hit a post.