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(Murfreesboro Post) Dumbass 50-year old woman surprised after man named "G" fails to return her car after borrowing it   (murfreesboropost.com) divider line 59
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Spreadhead 2008-02-03 05:03:48 PM  
Having some battery problems, will return it once I get a jump start.

 
dooder0001 2008-02-03 05:03:52 PM  
G-man?

 
tmcottle 2008-02-03 05:03:59 PM  
Keep it classy Murfreeboro!

 
kimwim 2008-02-03 05:04:03 PM  
Punk!

 
Freebyrdjason 2008-02-03 05:05:30 PM  
Does she still have my "stuff"?

 
N. S. Radieaux 2008-02-03 05:05:40 PM  
Man, that Charlie's Angels sequel sucked.

 
Dan_B 2008-02-03 05:06:15 PM  
Ain't nuthin' but a G thing, baby...

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-02-03 05:06:17 PM  
dancing is forbidden

 
guitarpick2002 2008-02-03 05:06:27 PM  
Let's just hope this woman doesn't breed. She's a level five idiot.

"In addition to the cut of your gib, I likes the name of your town...Murfreesboro!" (Too obscure?)

 
pstawicki 2008-02-03 05:07:45 PM  
A. You told the cops he gave you $50 worth of Crack??

B. When you reported that did you turn over the evidence or had you smoked it?

C. Your a crack head, we really dont need you behind the wheel

All kinds of things wrong with this!!

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-02-03 05:08:15 PM  
Police provided a sketch of the suspect...

img252.imageshack.us

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:09:29 PM  
guitarpick2002: Let's just hope this woman doesn't didn't breed. She's a level five idiot.

I agree with you, but I think the danger has all but passed

 
youshallhaveeverbeen [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:09:55 PM  
CreepyBasementGuy: dancing is forbidden

media.npr.org

 
emtlawstudent 2008-02-03 05:10:17 PM  
photos16.flickr.com

Shocked, SHOCKED, to find out that this is going on here.

/your car sir.
//approves.

 
libbyshome 2008-02-03 05:12:06 PM  
hit Geren in the face with his hand

Hand? Not fist?
A slap?

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-02-03 05:12:13 PM  
Gee, GAWSH!
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tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:12:57 PM  
I bet "G" read Neil Strauss' The Game! He sure "negged" her. Now she is in love with him.

 
kbarham 2008-02-03 05:13:27 PM  
What up, G?

/I told those fudge-packers I liked Michael Bolton's music.

 
shadowf200 2008-02-03 05:14:38 PM  
G? I know that guy! He's LMNOP's lil' cousin.

 
Jonathan Hohensee 2008-02-03 05:16:27 PM  
"Nine" unable to comment because "Seven" ate him.

 
Jonathan Hohensee 2008-02-03 05:17:48 PM  
"G" last seen hanging out with "A", "E", "I", "U" and sometimes "Y"

 
gilbyguy [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:18:28 PM  
I had a college roommate named "G". Nice Guy, I don't think this is him.

 
JakeElwood 2008-02-03 05:18:33 PM  
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I'll....nnnmmmbring it right mmmmback I promise.....

 
glwtta [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:22:17 PM  
Man named G?

thebestsportsblog.com

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:25:16 PM  
the guy didn't "borrow" the car. he RENTED it for $50 worth of crack. a sound business deal.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:25:22 PM  
Makes me think of that episode of COPS where the woman call the cops because she was sold a chunk of plaster instead of crack cocaine. I loved the part when the cops are talking to the woman accused of selling drugs & she tells them she's a prostitute, not a dealer, and this right in front of her son.

 
Inigo 2008-02-03 05:26:02 PM  
Did she suffer like G did?

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:27:32 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: Makes me think of that episode of COPS where the woman call the cops because she was sold a chunk of plaster instead of crack cocaine. I loved the part when the cops are talking to the woman accused of selling drugs & she tells them she's a prostitute, not a dealer, and this right in front of her son.

I love that episode.

"I'm a prostitute! I am NOT a drug dealer."

 
radioman_ 2008-02-03 05:28:03 PM  
Never underestimate the entertainment value of the retarded.

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:29:02 PM  
Most 50 year old women are pret' darn infertile, just to ease your minds.

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:29:12 PM  
radioman_: Never underestimate the entertainment value of the retarded.

Anyone who watched the latest State of the Union Address knows this.

 
Fahkinell 2008-02-03 05:29:19 PM  
TFA: During the argument, the man said, "This is my city, punk" and hit Geren in the face with his hand.

www.fidlerhifi.com

 
CreepyBasementGuy 2008-02-03 05:33:27 PM  
JakeElwood: I'll....nnnmmmbring it right mmmmback I promise.....

I'm misssing an inside joke/gaming reference here.

Did the government guy from Half Life borrow Gordon Freemans car?

I don't remember that.

 
Krellius 2008-02-03 05:35:14 PM  
Inigo : Did she suffer like G did?

That made my day.

 
JessicaRaven 2008-02-03 05:41:56 PM  
did she tell him not to be frontin?


/someone cue the 'that's racist' kid

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-02-03 05:44:03 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

 
studebaker hoch 2008-02-03 05:45:46 PM  
Crack brings out the stupid in people.

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:50:32 PM  
1980 Oldsmobile for $50 bucks sounds like he over paid.

 
Spontaneous Defenstration 2008-02-03 05:52:16 PM  
Related?

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JonnyBGoode 2008-02-03 05:52:35 PM  
CreepyBasementGuy: JakeElwood: I'll....nnnmmmbring it right mmmmback I promise.....

I'm misssing an inside joke/gaming reference here.

Did the government guy from Half Life borrow Gordon Freemans car?

I don't remember that.


He was called the "G" man.

 
JQPublic [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 05:54:31 PM  
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"No Comment."

 
JakeElwood 2008-02-03 05:54:37 PM  
CreepyBasementGuy: Did the government guy from Half Life borrow Gordon Freemans car?

No need! He can just vanish, the slippery bugger.

 
eno 2008-02-03 06:00:33 PM  

Do you want this 1980 oldsmobile or $50 worth of crack?


www.letsmakeadeal.com


 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 06:04:02 PM  
tonesskin: Bathia_Mapes: Makes me think of that episode of COPS where the woman call the cops because she was sold a chunk of plaster instead of crack cocaine. I loved the part when the cops are talking to the woman accused of selling drugs & she tells them she's a prostitute, not a dealer, and this right in front of her son.

I love that episode.

"I'm a prostitute! I am NOT a drug dealer."


It's one of my favorites.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 06:06:44 PM  
'80 Old's worth $1500. I call shenanigans.
i152.photobucket.com

 
whitefalcon79 2008-02-03 06:06:58 PM  
G, who'da thunk it?

 
rackrent [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 06:07:41 PM  
John G.?

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signaljammer 2008-02-03 06:11:10 PM  
Pharmacologically speaking, cocaine is a stimulant alkaloid with a topical analgesic effect. I don't see how it would impair driving, especially if one wasn't imbibing while driving, but rather waited for whatever onset 'rush' to dissipate before carrying on. I suppose is one were on a long binge, it might increase the tendency to spontaneously fall asleep. Narcoleptics were allowed to drive on Dexedrine, I recall.

 
Fahkinell 2008-02-03 06:35:57 PM  
Walt_Jizzney: The first time she lent it out, it hit a post.

Retroactively filterowned?

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 06:39:21 PM  
Walt_Jizzney: The first time she lent it out, it hit a post.

ravenstd.com

 
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