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Here you go, submittard:

I wonder what the new "devil music" will be in the decade to come.

Oh no you didn't!

Gangbangers, eh?

As a guy with a White teenage brother from the suburbs who thinks he's a gangsta rapper, I'm getting a real kick out of these replies...

That said, Obama doesn't really appeal to gangstas anyway...and no...I didn't RTFA.

Wow. The ignorance is dumbfounding. Makes Obama sound like a rapper or a character from the wire. Apparently all black people are alike. Who knew?

But more importantly, what does the article's author think of flappers?

Just what kind of nightmare demi monde do these 'conservative' pundits live in? Wow.

Master of the Flying Guillotine: But more importantly, what does the article's author think of flappers?

He wants them off his lawn...

Ah, the coveted wigger voting bloc.

Farkers should ignore troll-headline threads and not boost page hits by posting in them.

/whoops

because if anyone exemplifies hip hop culture, it's Obama....

"Now, as a native New Yorker, I can assure you that the only place you find white sheets in said area is on beds. You'll see orthodox Jews with beards and yarmulkes there, but never burning crosses. Yet little miss was sure of her impression. She could not be disabused.
This is the standard liberal view of the world."

/FACEPALM!

Too stupid to comment on.

Article author gives tinfoil a new meaning....

Yeah, because I seriously saw Obama bust a cap in someone's ass for bein' a straight-up biatch-ass nubian and tryin' to jack his bling.

. Among the many inanities she assaulted me with was the idea that those northern reaches of the Empire State were a veritable hotbed of Klan activity.



Yes, that would be the Ku Klux Klan.



Now, as a native New Yorker, I can assure you that the only place you find white sheets in said area is on beds.

Link (new window)

New York State has a shiatload of those ass-pointyhats.

SubBass49: He wants them off his lawn...

I hear he also ties an onion to his belt.

/it was the style at the time

Yes. You called it. It's my wickety whackety fresh (yo) ni**as n' me who are all 'bout the homeboy. Keepin it real, dog.

/hootin' for my motherfukcin iced tea

SilentStrider 2008-02-03 03:03:05 PM
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WTF; is that Michael Richards?

I'm not even going to bother reading this obvious troll piece. You should be beat sensless, Subthetic.

Because when you look at Obama, the first thing you think is "thug".

Rightwing tripe MichNews? Those same ones who brought UmeriKKKa down in co-sponsoring der Führer bushboy and now spew the rhetoric Iraqmire is a paradise? I'll remember you SilentStrider and not even bother to go to your suggested links. It's the only way these goofballs get any traffic.

Among the many inanities she assaulted me with was the idea that those northern reaches of the Empire State were a veritable hotbed of Klan activity.

Is Selwyn arguing that there is NO Klan activity in Upstate New York?

In 1999 Klansman from Upstate NY tried to get the right to wear masks in their public demonstrations declared a constitutional freedom. They lost, btw.

Not all that glitters is bling.

/What kind of a name is Selwyn anyway? Man, the way these white folks pick their kids names. I'll never understand it.

Might as well plug our fellow farker KeithGabryelski's fund raiser for Obama so this thread isn't COMPLETELY worthless...

Link (new window)

He's matching your campaign donations...might as well check it out.

I have my own fundraising page for Obama, but cant afford matching donations...that's why I'm plugging Keith's page.

Wow, that was appallingly dumb.

Sure, there are bigots in every group, but my experience with fellow whites tells me they're the exception, not the rule.

Ok, so whites as a rule aren't racist. All right, we've got irony right out of the gate!

Many white children are raised with the idea that the worst thing one can be is a bigot; in fact, they are taught that even contemplating the existence of racial differences is a deadly sin (even when those differences might be real).

Although, there are differences between people based on race. And we've moved directly on to hypocrisy.

This is the standard liberal view of the world. When former Democrat mayor of Atlanta Bill Campbell ... called conservative legal groups "a homogenized version of the Klan" and said, "They may have traded in their sheets for suits, but it's the same old racism," don't think it was just political rhetoric. In some measure, this is what most liberals believe.

But subtle racism doesn't exist. Apply palm directly to face.

Good thing Bill Richardson never caught on otherwise we'd have another Zoot Suit Riot.

CaptainFatass: SilentStrider 2008-02-03 03:03:05 PM
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WTF; is that Michael Richards?

Yup, from UHF.

/You win... nothing! Absolutely nothing! You so stupid!

CaptainFatass: WTF; is that Michael Richards?

do yoruself a favor and go rent/buy UHF. And yes, tis Michael Richards pre-Seinfeld.

quatchi:

/What kind of a name is Selwyn anyway? Man, the way these white folks pick their kids names. I'll never understand it.

Maegan and Kaetlyn and Mackynzi did not approve of that message.

SilentStrider: do yoruself a favor and go rent/buy UHF. And yes, tis Michael Richards pre-Seinfeld.

one of these days i'm going to pay attention to firefox's spellcheck.

yeegrek:

Because when you look at Obama, the first thing you think is "thug".

Aww, that's cute.

I'm told Obama is not only a closet gang member and all around thug, but that he's had not one but two black babies as well.

Bill Frist:

If it's one thing I never, ever expected to see on Fark, it's the cover of a Gerald Horne book. Nice one.

/have that book somewhere around here
//gerald's a great guy
///and women find him devastatingly attractive

SilentStrider: do yoruself a favor and go rent/buy UHF. And yes, tis Michael Richards pre-Seinfeld.

amen to that. Not to mention that Phylo is Luke Spencer from General Hospital, one of my faves evar.

SilentStrider 2008-02-03 03:39:26 PM
CaptainFatass: WTF; is that Michael Richards?

do yoruself a favor and go rent/buy UHF. And yes, tis Michael Richards pre-Seinfeld.

I'll throw that on Netflix, thanks. Pretty funny, considering the racialist nature of the thread.

"You're a honkie! A honkie! 100 years ago we would have strung you up and sprayed you with a firehose!"

/What kind of a name is Selwyn anyway? Man, the way these white folks pick their kids names. I'll never understand it.

Oddly enough, the only other two people I'm aware of named Selwyn are of African descent, one of them a well-known local lawyer.

How does a Columbia and Harvard educated Constitutional Law lecturer, civil rights attorney, and member of the US Senate, who was born in Hawai'i and raised in Hawai'i and Indonesia and has never lived in the ghetto in his life, get compared to gang-banging thugs without the one who's doing the comparing being racist?

I'd expect this type of thing from Ann Coulter (oh, wait, she's already done the whole 'you're the real racists because the only reason anybody votes for him is because he's black' thing).

The very notion that it's somehow wrong that "Many white children are raised with the idea that the worst thing one can be is a bigot" is baffling to me. She also exaggerates the existence of white guilt. If that were a real problem in this country then reparations talks wouldn't be permanently tabled, as they are now.

Hey guys whats goin-HOLYSHIITE ITS TROLLAPOLOOZA IN HERE!!!

/backs out of thread slowly.
//GObama 08!

Sorry, I'm still laughing at FAILCAT

Give me a moment and I'll work up some Sunday afternoon outrage

I always though O'Bama was Irish.

What a shiatty, racist way to get page views. Fark sucks.

Let me see if I understand the headline...

..supposedly, Obama is a rap star who dresses like a gangbanger, and this apeals to young white suburban males who like to dress like gangbangers...

...and these young white suburban males now account for 50+ % of the electorate?

Um... uh...

...what universe does the submitter inhabit?

I guess in submitter's universe, this headline wouldn't be some completely ignorant, race-based and race-baiting bullshiat.

Congrats on the greenlight though.

;)

/obligatory