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(Some Guy) Cool Old Spice quits music for good   (entertainmentwise.com) divider line 21
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theworryrock [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 02:39:40 PM  
Not news?

 
BobtheFascist 2008-02-03 02:59:51 PM  
Streisand?

 
Dogbeast [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 03:09:34 PM  
I had no idea she'd taken it up.

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-03 03:23:33 PM  
In who's mind did a "Spice Girl World Tour" sound like a good idea??

Back to the 90s with the lot of ya!

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 04:13:26 PM  
mialynneb: In who's mind did a "Spice Girl World Tour" sound like a good idea??

Back to the 90s with the lot of ya!

There are a bunch of girls in my rez who are going to their concert tonight. I weep for humanity.

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 04:24:00 PM  
Homer Simpson spice rack.

 
Prince of Pluto 2008-02-03 04:54:15 PM  
...that's like saying "pro wrestler quitting sports."

 
whatshisname 2008-02-03 05:49:58 PM  
"I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry."

I thought she was a gold prospector?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-02-03 06:23:38 PM  
who would've thought that she would be the Spice Girl to age the worst?

 
Aughsum 2008-02-03 07:57:33 PM  
*obligatory bag of antlers comment.

/fist, angry god.

 
zenobia 2008-02-03 08:46:23 PM  
I can't look at her without thinking those are NOT breasts. Unless they ARE breasts and that's not a human body?

Not even Marty Feldman had body parts so mismatched.

 
misery faded 2008-02-03 08:51:44 PM  
The background color on that website makes me feel anxious.

 
farkplug 2008-02-03 09:43:51 PM  
Dogbeast: I had no idea she'd taken it up.

lmao

 
Pontius Gandalf 2008-02-03 10:09:04 PM  
He who controls the spice girls controls the universe girls.

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 11:40:05 PM  
SUPER DRAGON *clap clap* *clap clap clap*

 
berklee 2008-02-04 01:59:18 AM  
Posh Spice says she only agreed to reunite the girl band because she wanted to prove to her kids she was once a singer.

She explains to the News Of The World, "The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a pop star once.

Author needs to understand that eye candy wailing in front of a mic with seven auto-tunes plugged into it and a singer are not the same thing.

 
Malachilenomade 2008-02-04 06:29:26 AM  
zenobia: I can't look at her without thinking those are NOT breasts. Unless they ARE breasts and that's not a human body?

Not even Marty Feldman had body parts so mismatched.

For the win!

 
ishot2pac 2008-02-04 03:23:57 PM  
I thought Ginger was Old Spice.

 
theurge14 2008-02-04 06:32:38 PM  
zenobia: I can't look at her without thinking those are NOT breasts. Unless they ARE breasts and that's not a human body?

Not even Marty Feldman had body parts so mismatched.

"Damn your breasts!"

"Too late!"

 
Zaphod B. [TotalFark] 2008-02-04 08:25:17 PM  
PHEW!
For a second I thought I was going to have to start whistling a different tune!

 
radioman_ 2008-02-04 11:37:49 PM  
Don't let the door hit you on your plastic ass on the way out.

 
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