Dr Cerruto said: "I adore high heeled shoes and I wanted to find something positive about them and in the end I achieved my goal.

nothing says "unbiased study" like admitting you were looking for a particular result.

Ever since I was 12 I wanted to conduct a scientific study of boobies. My original hypothesis was that slim girls tended to have smaller, but firmer, boobs than chubby girls. Empirical analysis would involve, weight measurement, bust measurement and squeeze tests. My main goal, I have to admit, was to access those wonderful statistical outliers, slim girls who nonetheless had big, firm boobies.

/still a post-doc option for me

I had a girlfriend who called them her "come f*ck me pumps."

She wasn't kidding. I was out of town for a week and she turned into a slot machine ...

Women who dress in a manner that is considered sexually attractive tend to have more sex than women who dress unattractively. This is Ric Romero reporting, back to you Bob.

Hot.

I wonder if the same thing would work for me.

what Knucklepopper said.

Well, if the shoes are painful as hell they're prone to be prone more often so . . . .

birdmanesq: I wonder if the same thing would work for me.

Do it mate, and post the pictures and gory details on here.

kingMountain: nothing says "unbiased study" like admitting you were looking for a particular result.

I read that as "particular slut".

There's a reason they're called "F*ck Me" shoes.

kingMountain: nothing says "unbiased study" like admitting you were looking for a particular result.

How do you think research works? Bunch of people in white lab coats just study stuff for the sake of studying stuff?
Easy example, but take drug research - the people who make and test these drugs want to see a particular result, so they're going to test for it. Sometimes you find it. Yippee. Sometimes you don't. Oh well. But admitting you were looking for a particular result is not an indicator of bias.

Kome: Oh well. But admitting you were looking for a particular result is not an indicator of bias.

looking to see if there's a particular result isn't biased, but to say "i love high heels and wanted to prove they had a benefit" is pretty biased sounding. sure she isn't coming right out and saying she cooked the results, but to make that kind of statement doesn't lend much credence to her results.

//why am i even arguing over a high-heeled shoe study?

Av8rLuvr: I read that as "particular slut".

lol

Knucklepopper: Hot.

Well I'd hit it.

She cuts you once
She cuts you twice...

An official guide to better sex, provided by NHS Direct, advises women to become more aware of their pleasure muscles (pelvic floor muscles) and advises them how to exercise them to aid sexual arousal.

You'd think it would advise them to -

1. Take it in the pooper
2. And in the mouth
3. And anywhere else at any time for any reason
4. And to shut the hell up!

The results suggest the muscles are more relaxed when women wear higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract.

So relaxation is what builds and tones muscle? That must be why lounging in front of the TV and computer is what's creating today's stud muffins.

In a related study, females waving a banner that they want to get farked results in more sex.

By the way, anyone seen that add with the women using her stiletto to pull on her G-String? Damn.

Can I get a "Farking DUH!!!" from the peanut gallery?

/Next, they´ll find out that sex many times results in babies

Knucklepopper: Hot.

Gross. Is that why you call yourself Knucklepopper?

/Please, no more pictures of your feet...

Knucklepopper: Hot.

WTF?

Knucklepopper: Hot.

That's nothing. Check out these bad boys:

I hope this doesn't just apply to women....

The heels are just something to hold onto!

If you want to get exercise to improve your sex life, get some farking exercise. Don't pretend wearing painful (and harmful) shoes will do it for you.

Or get a Hawaii Chair...

Arthur Jumbles: /Please, no more pictures of your feet...

as per the name in knucklepopper's profile - its unlikely that pic belongs to him

but im just wildly guessing here

I find clear heals remarkably attractive. Heels and pumps in general are decent, but something about that stripper footwear kills me.

WFern: I find clear heals heels remarkably attractive. Heels and pumps in general are decent, but something about that stripper footwear kills me.

There we have it. I fail at simple English.

flumpth: Ever since I was 12 I wanted to conduct a scientific study of boobies. My original hypothesis was that slim girls tended to have smaller, but firmer, boobs than chubby girls. Empirical analysis would involve, weight measurement, bust measurement and squeeze tests. My main goal, I have to admit, was to access those wonderful statistical outliers, slim girls who nonetheless had big, firm boobies.

/still a post-doc option for me

Yes, but how old were your "subjects" of your study, and has it changed since then? Were they your Mom's age or the 7th grader across the streets?

Stilettos are good for my sex life so i'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Y'know, I thought the point of a woman wearing stiletto heels was that she didn't actually intend to spend much of the night standing or walking...

Where I work (hospital) these young, fresh out of school doctors and pharmacists were their fark slut hooker boots and high heels. I love it. They think they are so professional, and they actually dress professionally, but then they wear these "fark me" shoes. I find it funny. I suppose they find it stylish.

Any farkette care to explain this?

And just then, EsteeFlwrPot's profile page exploded.

Especially once he asks you to leave them on.

But have they cured cancer?

at80eighty: obligatory

On behalf of my penis, I'd like to thank you.

The results suggest the muscles are more relaxed when women wear higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract.

JUNK SCIENCE?!?! From the DAILY MAIL? Who'd'a thunk it!

The muscles need to be repeatedly tightened, worked and exercised, not constantly, and unnaturally relaxed, to get strong. What about the pressure on the inner part of the kneecap-- in a stiletto, your weight is thrust forward constantly straining the thin tendon covering of the knee. that's good for us too I bet.

That being said, stilletos are for farking, not for wearing out.
Listen, if we didn't have dumb bimbo scientists, we wouldn't have breast implants.

I think corns, bunions and hammertoes are farking gross.

If they are caused by your shoes, you are doing it wrong.

If it is not comfortable, don't wear it.

Also if you are a size 9, wear a size 9. No guy really cares what size your feet are. (...up to a point)

Approves and wants to get farked...

MBA Whore: Where I work (hospital) these young, fresh out of school doctors and pharmacists were their fark slut hooker boots and high heels. I love it. They think they are so professional, and they actually dress professionally, but then they wear these "fark me" shoes. I find it funny. I suppose they find it stylish.

Any farkette care to explain this?

Wouldn't that kill their feets besides? I can see wearing them for a night out... but at work? All day?

I can explain:

"Girls! Girls! Guess WHAT! Now we GET to wear stiletto heels and corsetry-- not because men are making us-- but because we WANT TO!"

Fetishist. The lot of you.

WFern: MBA Whore: Where I work (hospital) these young, fresh out of school doctors and pharmacists were their fark slut hooker boots and high heels. I love it. They think they are so professional, and they actually dress professionally, but then they wear these "fark me" shoes. I find it funny. I suppose they find it stylish.

Any farkette care to explain this?

Wouldn't that kill their feets besides? I can see wearing them for a night out... but at work? All day?

I agree, but even wearing them out for the night would kill ya! Just wear them for that someone special, makes it all the more fun!

So, why would an educated professional woman wear either fark boots (hooker boots) or fark shoes (high heals) all day at work...especially at a hospital where one must walk frequently?

Are they showing off?

I went to see a buddy of mine performing at a yuppie bar near downtown, the new uniform for the women definitely includes stilettos (what I would consider stilettos, I guess some are probably just thin high heels).

Hilarious. Frigging club-hopper amateur night.

None of them knew how to walk in heels.

At least three of them, I swear to god, looked like they were going to actually tip over as they awkwardly walked back to the bathroom. They were sober, too. For the most part they tried to stay put at their tables.

MBA Whore: So, why would an educated professional woman wear either fark boots (hooker boots) or fark shoes (high heals) all day at work...especially at a hospital where one must walk frequently?

Are they showing off?

I think some people who wear them all the time just get used to it... like ballerinas.

Me? I wear merrills every day. But I work in a lab, and spilling acid on open-toed shoes would be bad. Waterproof comfy shoes ftw

Gipsie: I agree, but even wearing them out for the night would kill ya! Just wear them for that someone special, makes it all the more fun!

You know I prefer the chunky heels.

Dread Pirate Slasher: Gipsie: I agree, but even wearing them out for the night would kill ya! Just wear them for that someone special, makes it all the more fun!

You know I prefer the chunky heels.

I am not going to wear your "nurse betty"!