Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle, although i guess some versions use the Z as a brand name... i had guessed these parties were crazy kids tase-ing themselves for kicks, but it's just a sort of tupperware party. now that they build combination mp3 players/tasers, this was bound to happen...

is the sale of these things completely unregulated?

what, the RCMP was invited too?

/i keeeeed!

This thread needs more pics of hot MILFs tasing each other.

That guy in the "Monster Mash" song was a genius, a visionary, a man who was ahead of his time.

What was a key element of that party he had?

They all came to his humble abode to get a jolt from his electrode.

See, folks, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Back when I was in ROTC we'd simulate knife fights with stun guns. pretty much if you let yourself get "cut" you got painfully zapped.

Do taze me bro!

I blame Johnny Knoxville.

Oldiron_79: Back when I was in ROTC we'd simulate knife fights with stun guns. pretty much if you let yourself get "cut" you got painfully zapped.

TYVM Now I have something to do on boring nights...all I have to do is convince my wife that hers really does work, and she just "keeps missing me"

/hers doesn't need batteries...
//back in the real world...we used to tazer ourselves all the time just for s&g
///ah the good ol' days

dj_bigbird: This thread needs more pics of hot MILFs tasing each other.

I came in here to say just that.

I want groundhogs with frikkin' tasers on their head!

/I have no idea where that came from.

Please taze me ho.

FTFA: ...some Tasers sold twinned with MP3 players...

I LOL'd.

"Tazer party" sounds like it has a 98% chance of awesome!

/watches headlines for tazer party stories

Tupperware Party--> Tazer Party--> what next
Any futurists willing to take a guess?

/Torture party ?

No alcohol at a Taser party? How fair is that?

Truly, if you want to have taser party, you need to get hopped up on cocaine, alcohol or stress, get Tasered and have cops jump on your neck to restrain you

This showed up in a "milf taser" GIS. I don't know what it is but I like the possibilities.

berylman: Tupperware Party--> Tazer Party--> what next
Any futurists willing to take a guess?

/Torture party ?

Waterboarding party?.

How long until these get used to mug people?

I was expecting a party where people taze each other.... like this

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cp87: How long until these get used to mug people?

I figured that already happened...

/to Google!

"And this little number, the Stunninator 3000, packs enough power in just one of its probes to drop a rampaging bull elephant. Helen, Lorraine, grab Betty's arms and we'll see what this baby can do."

I present to you the Taser music holster.



Taser C2

I do recall a gal I know mentioning that she enjoyed a zap from the Tazer during sex..

I am really scared to ask for more detail.

"ShieldHer Taser Parties,"

I read that as "ShieldHer Taser Panties,"

/ is somewhat aroused

What is it about the media that anything where there is a slight increase of attention paid can be called "surging in popularity"?

Smitty: Tazer parties becoming more popular.

Even more than last month when this story was greenlit?

Jonathan Hohensee

You're such a sheep! Questioning the media is surging in popularity!

"Hey gang! Taser time!"

"YAAY! TASER TIME!"

SpiderKing: Jonathan Hohensee

You're such a sheep! Questioning the media is surging in popularity!

So? I was questioning the media before it was considered cool. I moved on to never questioning the media ever now.

FTFA: But Shafman has sold more than 100, at a price of $349.99 each, since her first Taser party on Oct. 15. She does not get a commission, but does receive a discounted dealer rate from Taser International and keeps the difference on the units she sells.

Also known as commission.

Jonathan Hohensee: I moved on to never questioning the media ever now.

I take it back. Truly you are an iconoclast.

Sique

What the hell is that? Some sort of combination pellet-gun/ taser/ nail-gun/ battery-recharger?!

SpiderKing: Sique

What the hell is that? Some sort of combination pellet-gun/ taser/ nail-gun/ battery-recharger?!

Dunno, but I want one.

SpiderKing: Sique

What the hell is that? Some sort of combination pellet-gun/ taser/ nail-gun/ battery-recharger?!

It's on the Taser website. I thought it looked photoshopped at first.Link (new window)

I'd like a Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range...

mark12A: I'd like a Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range...


Just what you see, pal.

From Sique's link: ...pistol grip and tactical buttpad is California compliant...

/giggity!

Hot girls getting tasered?

Sounds like a fun thread to me....

Hot Girls Tazered In Their Underwear
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cp87 - How long until these get used to mug people?


When I was younger, I managed a movie theater, and I was robbed one night by a guy who pepper-sprayed me.

So yep, I'm sure it happens.

Oh, and to clarify my previous story... He pepper-sprayed me and cold-cocked me and then snatched the night's deposit bag.

I was afraid that may have come across like I emptied out the till at "spray-point" or something.

cp87: How long until these get used to mug people?

Is this a bad thing? Assuming that people who would mug with this would be likely to mug anyways, I think i would prefer to be mugged with a less lethal device than a knife or gun.

I would take a tazer shot over pepper-spray any day of the week.

When will tazing replace paintball as the fun weekend thing to do?

tshetter: Hot girls getting tasered?

Sounds like a fun thread to me....

Hot Girls Tazered In Their Underwear
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What the hell are those idiots doing with the ninja star?

Like a lot of people, I was hoping for pictures of fat middle aged women tasering each other, maybe even voluntarily. Oh well, theres always the halftime show..


/Wait

MycroftHolmes: cp87: How long until these get used to mug people?

Is this a bad thing? Assuming that people who would mug with this would be likely to mug anyways, I think i would prefer to be mugged with a less lethal device than a knife or gun.

I'm not sure if it is better or worse. I might rather be threatened with a knife, but not hurt, than tased. I don't think that the type of person who will seriously injure someone in a mugging will switch to a taser.

I was reading a bit more though, and it looks like that these also shoot out serialized confetti, so you can identify the owner of the the taser used. So good on them.

cp87:

I was reading a bit more though, and it looks like that these also shoot out serialized confetti, so you can identify the owner of the the taser used. So good on them.


Interesting. I did not know that. That will help track the dumbasses, but they tend to get caught anyway no matter what tools they put to bad use.

SpiderKing: What the hell is that? Some sort of combination pellet-gun/ taser/ nail-gun/ battery-recharger?!

It's a shotgun that fires self contained taser pellets. Each "round" is, in essence, a tiny single charge taser. Used for crowd control since it can fry multiple people without having to disengage wires or change cartridges.

I think that's great. People ought to be looking out for themselves. It's been a long time now, but I seem to remember hearing a similar story about a bunch of women having a gun party, where they all would learn about guns, go get permits together and buy pistols, then hit the range. It might have been an actual organization heading it up, but I don't remember.

Either way, good on them for having some kind of self defense.

tshetter: Hot girls getting tasered?

Sounds like a fun thread to me....

Hot Girls Tazered In Their Underwear
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All the stupid shait I've done when drunk dosen't seem so stupid now