Lucky Prick!
Literally...

man that guy looks like a schlub.

but he's livin' the dream.....

You said "cokas."

Heh heh heh.

Michelle Branch did the same thing a few years ago - married her bassist who was 20 years older than him.

And then she had a kid.

/*shudders*

Sounds like a business decision.

Rrrrreh Sqweek Sqweek! She said She was saving Herself for Me!

I guess she likes being farkassed in the tokas by a greek cokas.

She's cute. He's older than me.. meh..

McPhee 24 and Cokas 43 met in 2005

40 and 21. Ew.

Major violation of the half-plus-seven rule.

Angel of Death: Major violation of the half-plus-seven rule.

Little known addendum: You get to subtract one year from the formula for each million you're worth.

eric the actor midget reportedly placed on suicide watch

Sybarite: Angel of Death: Major violation of the half-plus-seven rule.

Little known addendum: You get to subtract one year from the formula for each million you're worth.

Otherwise known as the Michael Jackson or R. Kelly corollary.

This news makes me happy.

sadchild: eric the actor midget reportedly placed on suicide watch

Yeah. heh heh.

I dont know if this is relevant, but i would like to cum allover Katharine McPhee's tits.

Singer marries much older producer? Haven't I heard this story before?

/Coughs and looks in Mariah Carey's direction.