if your going to san francisco, Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair

If you went swimming at San Francisco on Friday, you might also want to visit a shrink. It wasn't very warm.

/I wasn't there, but I know of San Francisco in winter.

Shiat....

cryinoutloud: but I know of San Francisco in winter.

Didn't Mark Twain say the coldest winter he spent was a summer in SF?

/Probably never visited Fairbanks in late January.

There'll always be a moon over Marin!

They weren't swimming - just going through the motions.

O' Shimmering moonlight sheen upon
The waves and water clogged with oil
White gases steam up from the soil

I squash dead fish between my toes
Try not to step on any bones
I turn around and I go home

I slip back through my basement door
Switch off all that I own below
Dive in my scalding wooden tub

My own beach at night
Electric Moonlight

There will always be a moon
Over Marin

"Stephen Danehy, the general manager of the sewerage agency, said the spill occurred because a worker failed to set up enough pumps to handle all the water in the Mill Valley plant."



/your fired!!.

...

... that's scarier than the pool scene from Caddyshack...

More shiat dumped into the bay... what else is new?

gigamortis: "Stephen Danehy, the general manager of the sewerage agency, said the spill occurred because a worker failed to set up enough pumps to handle all the water in the Mill Valley plant."




Approves.

"I believe it unconscionable that ... officials felt there was no need to report this spill for nearly 20 hours," said Gary Emich, a member of a San Francisco Bay Sewage swimming club.

Moon over Parma bring my love to me tonight.
Guide her to Eastlake, underneath your silvery light.
We met in Ashtabula, she was doing the hula.
I landed her in my radishes and pledged my love that night.
Moon over Parma, won't you bring my love to me?
Shine on the freeway and guide her AMC.
Get her past those radar Mounties, bring her to Lake County, Moon over Parma, tonight.
Moon over Parma shine on I-271. We can get together in the warm light of the sun.
I'm askin' you don't fail. Get her safely past Linndale,
I can't go to Parma cause my Edsel will not run.
Moon over Parma, where those pink flamingos stand.
I need her kisses and the soft touch of her hand.
We're goin bowlin, so don't lose her in Solon.
Moon over Parma, tonight. I said tonight.

I submitted this with a much crappier headline, too.

I heard this all over the radio on thursday and friday. Also, who in their right mind would go swimming...in the rain...in winter...in the bay?? You would have to be nucking futs to do something like that.

Ow My Balls: Didn't Mark Twain say the coldest winter he spent was a summer in SF?

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blkhwk86: I heard this all over the radio on thursday and friday. Also, who in their right mind would go swimming...in the rain...in winter...in the bay?? You would have to be nucking futs to do something like that.

who the fark would swim in that bay period?! its so polluted I wouldnt touch it with a ten foot clown pole. those swimmers are a little above those who eat what they fish from the bay on the stupid totem pole.

blkhwk86: who in their right mind would go swimming...in the rain...in winter...in the bay?? You would have to be nucking futs

True, all windsurfers at Crissy Field are nucking futs.

Check out the kite surfers in the bay. Pretty cool vid here.

Thanks, Overlord!

I wouldn't go near the Bay Area without lots of vaccinations and an ample supply of penicillin.

I surf Marin and SF. Hepatitis C ya later...

Why, was Pamela Anderson spotted in the water? Or maybe just near it?

We need to immediately plug the sewer from every home and business and start composting our human waste. We can all carry a green grocery bag for shopping and a brown reusable human waste bag where ever we go.

overlord: Ow My Balls: Didn't Mark Twain say the coldest winter he spent was a summer in SF?

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it was Annette O'Toole in 48 hours.

NEWSFLASH: Fish seem to always piss in the water. More at 11.

TOMORROW: Do fish really poop in the water? You decide.