OMFG LOL +1!! h4xx!

the prosecuting attorney is ghey

/my BFF Jill?

+1

Egon Spengler: the prosecuting attorney is ghey

/my BFF Jill?

NO WAI STFU!!11!1ELEVENTYONE

/IDK MY BFF ROSE?

+1 just for "LOLVERRULED".

HAX!!

I submitted this with a funnier headline...

Actually I didn't, I love the headline +1 Subby!!

ROFLCOPTERS!!! nice subby.

"Online court hearings"

They didn't say "12-year-old-AOLer chatroom court hearings"

BIG difference

LOLVERRULED

Word of the year 2008?

/+1

If I were an Aussie judge, the first person to drop anything even remotely approaching LOLcat or Text-messaging lingo would get biatchslapped all the way back to a UK Debtor´s Prison.

/Although, a correct and timely application of TTIWWP would immediately win the argument
//The expression on Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW´s face completely sums up the thread. Bukharin FTW.

Does this mean that they're going after pedobear?

Ceiling cat is watching you deliberate.

Defendant: I was at Bob's Restaurant when that happened, judgey-baby!
Judge: We have already seen evidence to the contrary, and you can be held in contempt of court for calling me that.
Defendant: Sorry, that was my roommate messing around.

Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.

"UR OUT OF ORDR LOLZ"

"NO UR OUT OF ORDR CHAIRMAN LMAO"

"NO *UR* OUT OF ORDR LAWLRENCE FISHBURNE"

"NO **UR** OUT OF ORDR LOLIVER TWIST"

"WTF 1'LL PWN U 2 IN MY CHAMBRZ"

Yeah. This will be a shining day for justice.


flumpth: mine.icanhascheezburger.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I love it, heh!

FTA: "The system, known as JusticeLink, is to be rolled out in courts across Australia's largest state over the next 12 months.....The system will be rolled out on February 11 in the New South Wales District Court."

Someone needs a lesson in geography!

NSW may be the largest sate when it comes to having the largest population but it is nowhere near being the largest state in size! geez

/end rant :)

Headline made me laugh. Now all we need is law degrees off l33td3gr33z4hax0rz.com

Okay, "LOLVERRULED" made me chuckle.

Smellvin: Defendant: I was at Bob's Restaurant when that happened, judgey-baby!
Judge: We have already seen evidence to the contrary, and you can be held in contempt of court for calling me that.
Defendant: Sorry, that was my roommate messing around.

that was excellent.

wow 43.3 million to come up with a text chat system?
Way to go Bruce!

missmika: NSW may be the largest sate when it comes to having the largest population but it is nowhere near being the largest state in size! geez

I was hoping someone would point that out.

Great headline subby!

awesome headline! Can someone please tell me how to pronounce LOLVERRULED and tell me it's significance? It's not in Wikipedia.

I agree - great headline subby.

In case you all didn't know, we do this alrady in the US. There are all sorts of Social Security/Disablity hearings done line online conference calls - they call them VTC hearings.

The goverment (read, administrative law judges) love it because they don't have to trek out to remote satellite hearing offices one day a week to hear cases.

The lawyers for the disabled folks HATE it. When a judge sees a claimant in person - gets to watch them shamble in, or see them in the wheelchair - they really get an impression of what the person goes through. Seeing their face on a TV screen as they testify? It's not quite the same. As you might imagine, the denial rates for the VTC hearings are higher than that of regular, in person hearings.

So the money spent on the VTC technology saves the taxpayers SSA money. whoop-ee.

LOLVERULED

i think i'm going to use that as a band name, i just need to figure out how to turn court hearings into song lyrics without it sounding like a musical version of law and order.

It's just a little kick in the bum.

I love LOLVERRULED. I must use it from now on.

I love this thread.

"Objection, your honor! The defendant's full of FAIL! Epic Fail!"

/Yeah, good idea for saving money

This too good to be true.

Dire: "Online court hearings"

They didn't say "12-year-old-AOLer chatroom court hearings"

BIG difference

Indeed...

So what r u wearing, ur honor?

/This thread definitely delivers
//Loved flumpth's lolyer

headline awesomeness!! +1 Subby!

LOLyers!!

made me laugh

but they'll be dead soon

/farking kangaroos

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

your newsletter. let me subscribe to it.

I can haz Mia Faye?

Defense opening statement: "Everything that guy just said is bullshiat. Thank you."

Ruca: your newsletter. let me subscribe to it.



w0rd, yo.

this headline, and indeed this thread, are filled with win.