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(AFP) Amusing Australian state to start online court hearings. "ZOMG WTF R U THINKNG?" "STFU OBJECTIONX0RSZ." "LOLVERRULED, n00b, ROFL"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 68
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girljen 2008-02-03 06:23:03 AM  
OMFG LOL +1!! h4xx!

 
Egon Spengler 2008-02-03 06:31:15 AM  
the prosecuting attorney is ghey

/my BFF Jill?

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 07:15:27 AM  
+1

 
Bukharin [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 07:18:24 AM  
www.the-frat-pack.com

 
SnarfVader 2008-02-03 08:32:46 AM  
Egon Spengler: the prosecuting attorney is ghey

/my BFF Jill?


NO WAI STFU!!11!1ELEVENTYONE

/IDK MY BFF ROSE?

 
flumpth 2008-02-03 08:44:39 AM  
mine.icanhascheezburger.com

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 09:08:26 AM  
+1 just for "LOLVERRULED".

 
Cyborg77 2008-02-03 10:36:38 AM  
i165.photobucket.com

 
Yakk 2008-02-03 10:39:04 AM  
HAX!!

 
Raving_Lunatic 2008-02-03 10:42:08 AM  
I submitted this with a funnier headline...

Actually I didn't, I love the headline +1 Subby!!

 
3ntropy 2008-02-03 10:43:22 AM  
ROFLCOPTERS!!! nice subby.

 
Dire [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-03 10:44:43 AM  
"Online court hearings"

They didn't say "12-year-old-AOLer chatroom court hearings"

BIG difference

 
u01000101 2008-02-03 10:46:21 AM  
LOLVERRULED

Word of the year 2008?

 
realwx 2008-02-03 10:47:24 AM  
/+1

 
Fluid 2008-02-03 10:48:14 AM  
i26.tinypic.com

 
Excen 2008-02-03 10:50:17 AM  
If I were an Aussie judge, the first person to drop anything even remotely approaching LOLcat or Text-messaging lingo would get biatchslapped all the way back to a UK Debtor´s Prison.

/Although, a correct and timely application of TTIWWP would immediately win the argument
//The expression on Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW´s face completely sums up the thread. Bukharin FTW.

 
pinch_harmonics 2008-02-03 10:52:51 AM  
Does this mean that they're going after pedobear?

 
Bakestar 2008-02-03 10:54:27 AM  
Ceiling cat is watching you deliberate.

 
flumpth 2008-02-03 10:57:26 AM  
mine.icanhascheezburger.com

 
Smellvin 2008-02-03 10:59:50 AM  
Defendant: I was at Bob's Restaurant when that happened, judgey-baby!
Judge: We have already seen evidence to the contrary, and you can be held in contempt of court for calling me that.
Defendant: Sorry, that was my roommate messing around.

 
Joe Q Sixpack 2008-02-03 11:02:18 AM  
Number one your honor, just look at him. And B, we've got all this, like, evidence, of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital. And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 11:04:27 AM  
"UR OUT OF ORDR LOLZ"

"NO UR OUT OF ORDR CHAIRMAN LMAO"

"NO *UR* OUT OF ORDR LAWLRENCE FISHBURNE"

"NO **UR** OUT OF ORDR LOLIVER TWIST"

"WTF 1'LL PWN U 2 IN MY CHAMBRZ"

Yeah. This will be a shining day for justice.


flumpth: mine.icanhascheezburger.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I love it, heh!

 
missmika 2008-02-03 11:04:37 AM  
FTA: "The system, known as JusticeLink, is to be rolled out in courts across Australia's largest state over the next 12 months.....The system will be rolled out on February 11 in the New South Wales District Court."

Someone needs a lesson in geography!

NSW may be the largest sate when it comes to having the largest population but it is nowhere near being the largest state in size! geez

/end rant :)

 
Klippoklondike 2008-02-03 11:14:16 AM  
Headline made me laugh. Now all we need is law degrees off l33td3gr33z4hax0rz.com

 
duncangonuts 2008-02-03 11:14:48 AM  
Okay, "LOLVERRULED" made me chuckle.

 
stevie1der 2008-02-03 11:20:40 AM  
Smellvin: Defendant: I was at Bob's Restaurant when that happened, judgey-baby!
Judge: We have already seen evidence to the contrary, and you can be held in contempt of court for calling me that.
Defendant: Sorry, that was my roommate messing around.


that was excellent.

 
Death From The Side 2008-02-03 11:25:31 AM  
wow 43.3 million to come up with a text chat system?
Way to go Bruce!

 
Shoelace Bandit 2008-02-03 11:35:46 AM  
missmika: NSW may be the largest sate when it comes to having the largest population but it is nowhere near being the largest state in size! geez

I was hoping someone would point that out.

Great headline subby!

 
cheesedinverts 2008-02-03 11:41:11 AM  
awesome headline! Can someone please tell me how to pronounce LOLVERRULED and tell me it's significance? It's not in Wikipedia.

 
Surly_Duff [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 11:42:00 AM  
I agree - great headline subby.

In case you all didn't know, we do this alrady in the US. There are all sorts of Social Security/Disablity hearings done line online conference calls - they call them VTC hearings.

The goverment (read, administrative law judges) love it because they don't have to trek out to remote satellite hearing offices one day a week to hear cases.

The lawyers for the disabled folks HATE it. When a judge sees a claimant in person - gets to watch them shamble in, or see them in the wheelchair - they really get an impression of what the person goes through. Seeing their face on a TV screen as they testify? It's not quite the same. As you might imagine, the denial rates for the VTC hearings are higher than that of regular, in person hearings.

So the money spent on the VTC technology saves the taxpayers SSA money. whoop-ee.

 
darth_nick23 2008-02-03 11:59:56 AM  
LOLVERULED

i think i'm going to use that as a band name, i just need to figure out how to turn court hearings into song lyrics without it sounding like a musical version of law and order.

 
klevin 2008-02-03 12:00:50 PM  
img265.imageshack.us

It's just a little kick in the bum.

 
stryker4526 2008-02-03 12:09:00 PM  
I love LOLVERRULED. I must use it from now on.

 
whitefalcon79 2008-02-03 12:11:21 PM  
I love this thread.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 12:26:45 PM  
"Objection, your honor! The defendant's full of FAIL! Epic Fail!"

/Yeah, good idea for saving money

 
Endtroducing 2008-02-03 12:27:50 PM  
This too good to be true.

 
AmazingRuss 2008-02-03 12:32:17 PM  
Dire: "Online court hearings"

They didn't say "12-year-old-AOLer chatroom court hearings"

BIG difference


Indeed...

So what r u wearing, ur honor?

 
bonecows 2008-02-03 12:38:07 PM  
img522.imageshack.us

/This thread definitely delivers
//Loved flumpth's lolyer

 
catfishdog 2008-02-03 12:40:17 PM  
headline awesomeness!! +1 Subby!

 
goatzilla 2008-02-03 12:42:05 PM  
LOLyers!!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 01:03:48 PM  
img119.imageshack.us

 
GooVag 2008-02-03 01:05:29 PM  
made me laugh

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 01:47:29 PM  
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jiesenPSD 2008-02-03 01:57:51 PM  
but they'll be dead soon
userserve-ak.last.fm
/farking kangaroos

 
Ruca [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 01:58:25 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

your newsletter. let me subscribe to it.

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 01:59:05 PM  

 
Mappy4prez 2008-02-03 02:39:44 PM  
I can haz Mia Faye?

 
raistlinknight 2008-02-03 02:45:03 PM  
Defense opening statement: "Everything that guy just said is bullshiat. Thank you."

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 02:51:42 PM  
Ruca: your newsletter. let me subscribe to it.

i210.photobucket.com

w0rd, yo.

 
Father_Jack 2008-02-03 03:11:14 PM  
this headline, and indeed this thread, are filled with win.

 
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