Farking spiders, man.

Heights.
Although I don't know that it's entirely irrational.

When i was a kid, i slept in a shoebox room cause my parents were poor, the bed would be against the wall, so i'd sleep against it, now i sleep on a full sized bed in the middle of the room (no walls) and i'm afraid of falling off the side of the bed in the middle of the night.... you never know whats down there!

small spaces

That the pain in my leg from an improperly healed hamstring injury is really cancer

Quicksand and piranhas.

Carnies. You know, circus folk.

I used to be afraid of heights, terrified of them. Until I got thrown off a 5 story tower. Much better with those now.

I actually don't think any of my fears are horribly irrational at this point.

Dummies. Not stupid people (well them too), but the puppets that ventriloquists use. Regular puppets, marionettes, Muppets, all fine. But the ventriloquists dummies freak me out, man.

Grates. Yup. Sewer/drainage.

Public speaking. Apparently I'm pretty good at keeping an audience's attention when I am forced to do it.

Leaving something unlocked. I lock my car twice before I walk inside and then once again remotely from me bedroom. I have also returned to my apartment before to check the lock while on my way somewhere.

I won't walk on a beach barefoot.

No idea where it came from, and it only started about 5 years ago. I'm scared to death to walk on a beach barefoot, and really freaked if I'm in sandals. I keep thinking I'm going to step on something sharp and cut my foot. Only matters til I get up to the water line on the sand tho. Then I'm ok.

Well, it's not a fear but I get creeped out by white noise, artificial voices and things like that... My eyes start watering up for some reason but it's not crying. I can't explain it.

Stupid Subbys!

Not this, to be sure.

Someone hiding in the bathtub. I have to check behind the shower curtain every time I use the bathroom

Clowns. I f'ing HATE clowns.

Spiders. Eff them. Seriously. And I wish I knew why.

StrangeEmily: When i was a kid, i slept in a shoebox room cause my parents were poor, the bed would be against the wall, so i'd sleep against it, now i sleep on a full sized bed in the middle of the room (no walls) and i'm afraid of falling off the side of the bed in the middle of the night.... you never know whats down there!

Kinda this. This is a huge reason why I sleep on a futon now. Also am still really afraid of clowns.

Oh, and wild hairs up my a$$. They always get me in the worst kind of trouble!

Silvara: I keep thinking I'm going to step on something sharp and cut my foot.

I'd tay away from Jersey beaches if I were you...

Morgellon's Disease or whatever the fark. If people keep posting bizarre threads about it (no pun intended), I'm afraid I'll somehow psych myself into it.

And cannibalism...it's a big dilemma for a vegetarian, let me tell you. You won't catch me anywhere near Donner Pass.

My fears are firmly grounded by fact.

Getting stuck with needles in my veins. Although it'd not totally irrational, there were many incidents to reinforce that fear.

/not afraid of zombies attacking, that would be awesome.

I'd like to come back in here and say again that I am a farking baby when it comes to spiders. Normally me and spiders have an understanding, but sometimes, they get too close, and that's the last thing they ever do.

Insects and escalators.

I'm still scared of the dark at 26 years old. I'm also terrified of being abducted by aliens.

Zombies.

I honestly believe this is going to happen.

I really, really do.

blameitonchemo: Well, it's not a fear but I get creeped out by white noise, artificial voices and things like that... My eyes start watering up for some reason but it's not crying. I can't explain it.

You should really listen to the second song in my website link in profile, then. And the 3rd. This is not a plug, I just want to know if your eyes water.

MajorXero: Clowns. I f'ing HATE clowns.

Sharks, in all bodies of water. Even ponds and swimming pools. It's not immediate. Just something that comes over me and I MUST get out of there or I'll have a panic attack and be chewed to death or drown. I'm sure of it.

Motherf*cking BEES.

/and wasps
//and hornets
///and yellow-jackets
////and any flying insect that sounds like them when they buzz my head

blameitonchemo: Silvara: I keep thinking I'm going to step on something sharp and cut my foot.

I'd tay away from Jersey beaches if I were you...

Oh...I do, trust me.

Tho last time I was at one, a few years ago, I caught a horseshoe crab that was rolling up to the beach. That was kinda cool.

Lt Shiny Sides: Insects and escalators.

You know the best part about escalators? They become stairs when they break down. So damn convenient.

The clown is John Wayne Gacy, The Killer Clown!

CtrlAltDelete: Motherf*cking BEES.

/and wasps
//and hornets
///and yellow-jackets
////and any flying insect that sounds like them when they buzz my head

... I second that. If I can feel it buzzing around my ears, I get absolutely paranoid as can be.

There are only two things I fear. One is death, the other is living forever.

I drink a lot.

randomizetimer: www.museumsyndicate.com

Oh fark you, man. fark you up the ass with a big rubber dick.

/lmao Thanks, ass.

I am absolutely terrified of being left alone in space.
Just thinking about it makes my eyes well up with tears.

I know, I should probably be pretty safe from this fate, but still...

MajorXero: Clowns. I f'ing HATE clowns.

This won't help (new window).

Mine: Edges.

Not these, either.

randomizetimer: MajorXero: Clowns. I f'ing HATE clowns.

Some TFer was Gacy's neighbor.

mmagdalene: randomizetimer: MajorXero: Clowns. I f'ing HATE clowns.

Some TFer was Gacy's neighbor.

Creepy!

Insects.

Silverfish and roaches specifically. Blech.

DetestorVindicta: CtrlAltDelete: Motherf*cking BEES.

/and wasps
//and hornets
///and yellow-jackets
////and any flying insect that sounds like them when they buzz my head

... I second that. If I can feel it buzzing around my ears, I get absolutely paranoid as can be.

THAT's my fear, but it's not irrational since I'm allergic to the little bastards.

Balloons

mmagdalene: randomizetimer: MajorXero: Clowns. I f'ing HATE clowns.

Some TFer was Gacy's neighbor.

David Koresh went to my church. He wasn't known as David Koresh then. He even sought an assistant pastorship. He was not given an offer...

portland40k: I am absolutely terrified of being left alone in space.

Honestly, the thought of that terrifies me too. It would be dark and lonely up there.

433: mmagdalene: randomizetimer: MajorXero: Clowns. I f'ing HATE clowns.

Some TFer was Gacy's neighbor.

David Koresh went to my church. He wasn't known as David Koresh then. He even sought an assistant pastorship. He was not given an offer...

I should insert the phrase "for about 4 months" in there. Sorry. He's buried here in Tyler, too. It's a marked grave.