Mmmmmmmmm.....barbecue pork fried rice!

In China, the streets are paved with bacon!

There's a Senator Stevens joke in there somewhere.

A switch was thrown and deep down in the bowels of the earth, in a tunnel (constructed secretly) that leads from a reserve in the Tibetian plateau to a powerful vacuum under the US Capitol, a floodgate has been opened.

Hurray for Bacon

Well, at least not we know how Animal Farm really ends. *oink*

Must escape reserve.

clgrin: A switch was thrown and deep down in the bowels of the earth, in a tunnel (constructed secretly) that leads from a reserve in the Tibetian plateau to a powerful vacuum under the US Capitol, a floodgate has been opened.

Wow, you have totally got to be a Dwarf Fortress player ...

Quick, Marge, get the earthquake ham!

Sweet and sour pork?



/hopefully not that obscure

pook fwied wice is good

"... from the Strategic Pork Reserve"

There's a joke about Congress in there somewhere.

Drebin has a solution for situations like these.



Frank Drebin: Uh Raquel, so many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna! I can't help but think each time I go to the zoo and see those porpises, crammed into those tiny tanks, what a waste that is. Butcher half of them now! That's hundreds of pounds of Dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up that tuna for our nations hungry.

[One person claps here.]

"Raquel Welch: And the winner is...

Frank Drebin: Uh so many are cold, shivering in the night, so I say, butcher those cats, skin them! Use their fur to keep hundreds warm!

Raquel Welch: [shocked] Jesus, Phil!"

Replace cats with dogs, this is China after all.

I am eating really hot oatmeal right now.

That is all...

So do I.

In my pants.

The Chineesers use the pork in their strategic pork reserves to make things like Pork Oil.


Mmmm....Pork Oil.

Strategic Porking?

I cannot believe no-one's said this yet.

Strategic Pork Reserve would make a great name for a band.

1000Monkeys: "... from the Strategic Pork Reserve"

There's a joke about Congress in there somewhere.

lgrin: A switch was thrown and deep down in the bowels of the earth, in a tunnel (constructed secretly) that leads from a reserve in the Tibetian plateau to a powerful vacuum under the US Capitol, a floodgate has been opened.

already took care of it

Riomp300: pook fwied wice is good

Chinese...not Japanese, shiathead.

Don't worry, General Tsao will save the day.

Also has a kung pao pork reserve

Ted Stevens unavailable for comment.