He certainly failed the test to be on the "smart crook" series.

submitter: Suspect: "I'm probably gonna wind up on one of those 'dumb crook' shows"

Or on Fark.

Ouch. As someone who regularly travels with guns and drugs, all I can say is man, don't forget to conceal it all. Or at least tint your windows.

//20% window tint just in case

cambie

go with 100% tint, then theres no way they can possibly see in, much safer that way.

Pribar: cambie

go with 100% tint, then theres no way they can possibly see in, much safer that way.

Tint darkness is measured by the percentage of visible light which it allows to pass through. So, I think you mean to suggest I use 0%. I'm already sort of pushing the law with 20%. I don't think driving around blacked out all the way would be a great idea. Changing lanes would most certainly be a biatch.

he may not be smart, but he can see the future.

cambie: Pribar: cambie

go with 100% tint, then theres no way they can possibly see in, much safer that way.

Tint darkness is measured by the percentage of visible light which it allows to pass through. So, I think you mean to suggest I use 0%. I'm already sort of pushing the law with 20%. I don't think driving around blacked out all the way would be a great idea. Changing lanes would most certainly be a biatch.

You could get a van with no side windows in the rear or back. *bam*, legal 0% tint job.

//Still restricted to 25% on the front-side windows and only allowed to tint above the line on the windshield, but still.

Deputies shouted at the driver to stop. When he did, they approached his car and spotted cash, a handgun and suspected drugs in plain sight inside the car, Troyer said.

The driver was ordered from the vehicle and placed under arrest. Officers later discovered that he was a convicted felon. He was taken to Pierce County Jail

Yeah, gun laws work. They stop convicted felons from getting them while preserving America's 2nd Amendment.

What a waste of good drugs, guns and money. Cops get all the good stuff.

You know who else liked cash, guns, and drugs?


/Godwin

The criminal may have been dumb, but the hit and run victim sounds dumber. He was wearing all dark clothing at night and walking in the east bound lane of the street. Must have wanted to commit suicide.

Yet more evidence of lower brain function with drug use.

pencil-man: You know who else liked cash, guns, and drugs?


/Godwin

WildMonkey: Yet more evidence of lower brain function with drug use.

I'd argue but i has the munchies.

He had $10,000 cash on him. All the local stations were all over this story.

"Hey Bart, what happened to your right side fog light cover?"
"I dunno. Musta lost it four wheelin'."

oldandwiser: He had $10,000 cash on him. All the local stations were all over this story.

OMG NO NOT THE EVIL CASH

Why is this moran and his drugs the story? Don't get me wrong....I too love cash, guns, and of course, drugs, however...There was a hit and run, a (not so bright) dead guy, and from what little the story said, some fairly leads on the shiathead who hit him....why isn't "Police seek silver truck missing rally light cover involved in hit and run," the headline?!!?

/obscure?
//subtle?
///made it myself
////yay 80s nes geeks!

Its my goal in life to do something that becomes a fark headline. If I ever become terminally ill I'm gonna go for a hookers and blow suicide.

that wooshing sound you hear is DOPEFIEND completely missing the point.