Damn Swift Boat thugs.

Stay classy, NYC.

/I keed

As long as they didn't get Alex. Sweet, sweet Alex...

Nobody gets away with mugging Tinkerbell!!! Peter Pan is gonna be upset!

I hope they didnt touch her hair.

She's gay?

ooooh Alex

Link (NSFW)

gee how did she get THAT job?

sounds good to me.

There is a time and a place for everything. Now is the time for a tag on FARK.

When she hit the ground, did she flip-flop?

And since a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged, there's going to be some awkward Thanksgiving get-togethers at Sen. Kerry's estate.

mikaloyd: There is a time and a place for everything. Now is the time for a tag on FARK.

Nah, the greatest city in the universe doesn't need to stoop to that.

Was it John Kerry's Evil twin with the goatee?

got nothing.

so THAT'S why she has the long face!

I prefer Atlanta (new window)

ComaToast: When she hit the ground, did she flip-flop?

We've heard conflicting stories on the matter.

/From her.

...just got in. Anybody blame Bush yet?

Goddamnit.

How can a bunch of point-parroting sheep ruin a perfectly good word like "flip-flop"?

He wasn't my choice for President either, but he would have been FOUR HELLS of a lot better than Bush was (is). I don't understand why even Farkers still rag on Kerry.

/no, they will never be "sandals"

NYC = nothing but talk. All bark, no bite.

Nah, not a real muggin. Hillary's clan was just collecting another campaign contribution. She knew she'd get some bucks from Kerry, one way or another.

Hmm...he's a senator. Maybe he could talk to Hillary Clinton about it after she loses the election.

kibitz_thingy: Nah, not a real muggin. Hillary's clan was just collecting another campaign contribution. She knew she'd get some bucks from Kerry, one way or another.

LOL. A "we know your family" message to Kerry about his support for Obama.

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Bring her to Memphis, and she can get mugged much more quickly.

Just sayin'.

Yeah, Boston's really safe compared to NY.

http://www.bestplaces.net/crime/?city1=52507000&city2=53651000

Keep getting your crime stats from Charles Bronson movies, folks.

Welcome to our newest Republican?

I am impressed that Kerry's sister only had $60 in cash to take, it's almost like she expected the mugging. Oh right, she lives in NYC.

dangelder:

This isn't 4chan dumbass.

A møøse once mugged my sister.

I love it when bad things happen to the families of traitors.
I just can't stop giggling.

CTaylor80 Quote 2008-02-02 09:28:36 PM
Goddamnit.
How can a bunch of point-parroting sheep ruin a perfectly good word like "flip-flop"?
He wasn't my choice for President either, but he would have been FOUR HELLS of a lot better than Bush was (is). I don't understand why even Farkers still rag on Kerry.


Because he has a lower I.Q. than Bush. Because he had lower S.A.T. scores than Bush. Because he had a lower G.P.A. than Bush while they were both at Yale. Because he claimed that President Nixon ordered him to Cambodia at Christmas, 1968. (Hint: Nixon didn't become President until 20 January 1969.) In short, Kerry is not only stupid, but he's also a horse's ass.

/But we all appreciate your constantly exposing your own ignorance.
It makes for good Fark!

His sister's attacker was against mugging her before being for mugging her.

Traitors?

As opposed to the president who let Osama get away 6 years ago, disbanded to unit that was tracking him, and admits it's not that important to him?

If Kerry is a traitor, I don't think the word has even been coined for Bush.

I wonder if he'll become a conservative now?

One F Jef: dangelder:

This isn't 4chan dumbass.

Sorry

John WHO's sister?
Oh was that the guy that was a complete and total loser? Is that the guy we put up against "Anybody but Bush" and he wasn't good/smart enough to beat a chimp? What a disgrace to the democrat party! Please fade into obscurity already John.

We can kick Boston's sorry butt any time we like.

/we just choose not to sometimes

Did the SCOTUS go mobile?

im jon carrie and im reporting for duty

Where are the Boondock Saints when we need them?

Picture of the perp?

Maybe she should have had one of these?



But as she's a Democrat, maybe she'd be better off with this?

Dick_Hertz: CTaylor80 Quote 2008-02-02 09:28:36 PM
Goddamnit.
How can a bunch of point-parroting sheep ruin a perfectly good word like "flip-flop"?
He wasn't my choice for President either, but he would have been FOUR HELLS of a lot better than Bush was (is). I don't understand why even Farkers still rag on Kerry.


Because he has a lower I.Q. than Bush. Because he had lower S.A.T. scores than Bush. Because he had a lower G.P.A. than Bush while they were both at Yale. Because he claimed that President Nixon ordered him to Cambodia at Christmas, 1968. (Hint: Nixon didn't become President until 20 January 1969.) In short, Kerry is not only stupid, but he's also a horse's ass.

/But we all appreciate your constantly exposing your own ignorance.
It makes for good Fark!

Clearly that natural intelligence has served him well in office and led to intelligent, level-headed decisions that have only benefited the country and been a boon to our economy, our sense of self worth and our prestige on the world stage.

hariseldon: What, should she have thrown that Walther at the perp after it jammed?

natas6.0: I love it when bad things happen to the families of traitors.
I just can't stop giggling.

Mentally retarded people tend to laugh/giggle at entirely inappropriate times, I suppose we shouldn't be surprised with you girly giddiness.

Also, it's quite telling of your intellect, or lack of, by reading your comments which proclaim to hold people responsible for their relative's doings. Maybe you should have attended college on that G.I. bill after all. Just a thought, good luck either way, dumb coont.

ValHal: Dick_Hertz: CTaylor80 Quote 2008-02-02 09:28:36 PM
Goddamnit.
How can a bunch of point-parroting sheep ruin a perfectly good word like "flip-flop"?
He wasn't my choice for President either, but he would have been FOUR HELLS of a lot better than Bush was (is). I don't understand why even Farkers still rag on Kerry.


Because he has a lower I.Q. than Bush. Because he had lower S.A.T. scores than Bush. Because he had a lower G.P.A. than Bush while they were both at Yale. Because he claimed that President Nixon ordered him to Cambodia at Christmas, 1968. (Hint: Nixon didn't become President until 20 January 1969.) In short, Kerry is not only stupid, but he's also a horse's ass.

/But we all appreciate your constantly exposing your own ignorance.
It makes for good Fark!

Clearly that natural intelligence has served him well in office and led to intelligent, level-headed decisions that have only benefited the country and been a boon to our economy, our sense of self worth and our prestige on the world stage.

You sir, have the makings of a true diplomat.

Hey subby, that headline took skill

Bravo, subby, bravo.

/a little drunk
//still know s a good headline when he sees one.
/// 'sees' is a palindrome.
//// 'fark you' cause I know 'palindrome' drunk.