Jenna Racine Walters won the Miss Congeniality title in 2006.

Now that's funny.

I'd hit it, but really, only to say that I hit a beauty queen.

Skinny little thing. Would hit, tho.

Someone please post the pic of a lolcat in a crown with that dumb beauty contestant's speech about Iraq and maps and such.

/thought it was great
//been looking for it

"Awww, you guys!"

Obviously she needed a map...

'Oh my goodness, what is wrong with this girl'

Needs repeating.

Where's her abdomen?

When Beauty Queens attack!

Would not have been a problem if they wouldn't have allowed wimmins to drive in the first place.

I'd hit it with an assumed identity.

/ she's crazy

eatin' fetus;
Thanks for posting that.

eatin' fetus

Thanks.

You just know that the BQ caught her best friend in bed with her boyfriend and got all emotional feeling betrayed. Now the friend is keeping her mouth shut out of guilt.

Calvin Coolidge: Someone please post the pic of a lolcat in a crown with that dumb beauty contestant's speech about Iraq and maps and such.

/thought it was great
//been looking for it

People who know the women say they are friends

Then I wouldn't want to be her enemy.

I'd hit it. Before she'd hit me.

Only $400 work of damage to the car? That isn't even a paint scratch. Must have only dinged the mirror, if that.

Crazy chick though. Cute, but has WAY too much crazy.

/Was rear-ended in my Jeep Patriot 3 weeks ago
//$3600 in damage
///How the hell do you get away from a body shop for only $400?

St_Francis_P: Jenna Racine Walters won the Miss Congeniality title in 2006.

Now that's funny.

Boobies got it right.
/yay, word filter!

You ever seen that one movie?

eatin' fetus not to threadjack, but my favorite part of that quote is where she says, "I believe that our education system should benefit the US" and then she catches herself and says, "I mean, it should benefit South Africa.

That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!

I can't believe no one has posted that picture of the cat with the princess headband and that genius quote yet.

Bucky Katt: I'd hit it. Before she'd hit me.

lol

Bush audio edit of Miss South Carolina's answer to the map question. Here (new window)

Not a rickroll

DukeOfChutney: I can't believe no one has posted that picture of the cat with the princess headband and that genius quote yet.

I know! Here you go:



/help the Iraq

Calvin Coolidge: DukeOfChutney: I can't believe no one has posted that picture of the cat with the princess headband and that genius quote yet.

I know! Here you go:



/help the Iraq

Thanks dude! Been looking everywhere for that.

tosbalok: That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!

New Troll Award!

tosbalok: eatin' fetus not to threadjack, but my favorite part of that quote is where she says, "I believe that our education system should benefit the US" and then she catches herself and says, "I mean, it should benefit South Africa.

That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!

hahahahaha those stupid liberals. you totally showed them.

Because no one has posted this.

worlddan: You just know that the BQ caught her best friend in bed with her boyfriend and got all emotional feeling betrayed. Now the friend is keeping her mouth shut out of guilt.

Was just gonna post that.

tosbalok: eatin' fetus not to threadjack, but my favorite part of that quote is where she says, "I believe that our education system should benefit the US" and then she catches herself and says, "I mean, it should benefit South Africa.

That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!

...Word..

She'd hit you.
With her bumper.

SMILE!

"Are you mental? We broke up.
Get the net!"

I hafe dials-up!

that cat quote was in esquire's dubious achievements '08

FTFA: Jenna Racine Walters won the Miss Congeniality title in 2006.

My O My how things change. I wonder what she's like when shes REALLY pissed....Oh wait, now we know.

eatin' fetus: Where do those pics come from? I've been searching for them on the 'nets..

to quote someone else earlier in a different thread:

No matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shiat.

What?

Normal, sane women aren't driven to win beauty contests?

I would bait her into road rage, so I could hit it when she is slightly injured and less likely to get away.

RockIsDead
What?

Normal, sane women aren't driven to win beauty contests?


Normal sane women would not be IN beauty contests

/Impressed

anyone post that lolcat yet?

/yah that one, let me show you them..

akula: Only $400 work of damage to the car? That isn't even a paint scratch. Must have only dinged the mirror, if that.

Crazy chick though. Cute, but has WAY too much crazy.

/Was rear-ended in my Jeep Patriot 3 weeks ago
//$3600 in damage
///How the hell do you get away from a body shop for only $400?

$400 cash plus bjs?

She'll break your legs.

Wow. Five-head.