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(I want to thank fark) Dumbass Beauty queen drives across three lanes of traffic to block the path of another car. That's when things start to get weird (with crying picture of the psycho winning a pageant)   (fayobserver.com) divider line 94
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 07:55:17 PM  
Jenna Racine Walters won the Miss Congeniality title in 2006.

Now that's funny.

 
Richard Pye 2008-02-02 09:44:20 PM  
I'd hit it, but really, only to say that I hit a beauty queen.

 
jimindallas [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:45:28 PM  
Skinny little thing. Would hit, tho.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-02-02 09:46:31 PM  
Someone please post the pic of a lolcat in a crown with that dumb beauty contestant's speech about Iraq and maps and such.

/thought it was great
//been looking for it

 
mistahtom 2008-02-02 09:46:56 PM  
www.fayobserver.com

"Awww, you guys!"

 
XxDavidZullenxX 2008-02-02 09:47:00 PM  
Obviously she needed a map...

 
libbyshome 2008-02-02 09:47:07 PM  
'Oh my goodness, what is wrong with this girl'

Needs repeating.

 
RottNDude 2008-02-02 09:47:47 PM  
Where's her abdomen?

 
eatin' fetus 2008-02-02 09:48:17 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:48:19 PM  
When Beauty Queens attack!

 
Too Fat To Fark 2008-02-02 09:49:30 PM  
Would not have been a problem if they wouldn't have allowed wimmins to drive in the first place.

 
Fat Dave 2008-02-02 09:50:09 PM  
I'd hit it with an assumed identity.

/ she's crazy

 
jimindallas [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:50:25 PM  
eatin' fetus;
Thanks for posting that.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-02-02 09:50:27 PM  
eatin' fetus

Thanks.

 
worlddan 2008-02-02 09:50:57 PM  
You just know that the BQ caught her best friend in bed with her boyfriend and got all emotional feeling betrayed. Now the friend is keeping her mouth shut out of guilt.

 
Rndhed 2008-02-02 09:51:27 PM  
Calvin Coolidge: Someone please post the pic of a lolcat in a crown with that dumb beauty contestant's speech about Iraq and maps and such.

/thought it was great
//been looking for it


icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
libbyshome 2008-02-02 09:51:29 PM  
People who know the women say they are friends

Then I wouldn't want to be her enemy.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:52:31 PM  
www.fayobserver.com

I'd hit it. Before she'd hit me.

 
GooVag 2008-02-02 09:52:49 PM  
icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
akula 2008-02-02 09:53:23 PM  
Only $400 work of damage to the car? That isn't even a paint scratch. Must have only dinged the mirror, if that.

Crazy chick though. Cute, but has WAY too much crazy.

/Was rear-ended in my Jeep Patriot 3 weeks ago
//$3600 in damage
///How the hell do you get away from a body shop for only $400?

 
thelordofcheese 2008-02-02 09:54:17 PM  
St_Francis_P: Jenna Racine Walters won the Miss Congeniality title in 2006.

Now that's funny.


Boobies got it right.
/yay, word filter!

 
the_chief 2008-02-02 09:54:34 PM  
You ever seen that one movie?

 
tosbalok 2008-02-02 09:56:05 PM  
eatin' fetus not to threadjack, but my favorite part of that quote is where she says, "I believe that our education system should benefit the US" and then she catches herself and says, "I mean, it should benefit South Africa.

That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!

 
DukeOfChutney 2008-02-02 09:56:20 PM  
I can't believe no one has posted that picture of the cat with the princess headband and that genius quote yet.

 
moondo 2008-02-02 09:56:43 PM  
Bucky Katt: I'd hit it. Before she'd hit me.

lol

 
mistahtom 2008-02-02 09:57:01 PM  
Bush audio edit of Miss South Carolina's answer to the map question. Here (new window)

Not a rickroll

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-02-02 09:58:11 PM  
DukeOfChutney: I can't believe no one has posted that picture of the cat with the princess headband and that genius quote yet.

I know! Here you go:

img204.imageshack.us

/help the Iraq

 
DukeOfChutney 2008-02-02 09:59:09 PM  
Calvin Coolidge: DukeOfChutney: I can't believe no one has posted that picture of the cat with the princess headband and that genius quote yet.

I know! Here you go:



/help the Iraq


Thanks dude! Been looking everywhere for that.

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:59:37 PM  
tosbalok: That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!


New Troll Award!

 
zn0k 2008-02-02 10:00:31 PM  
tosbalok: eatin' fetus not to threadjack, but my favorite part of that quote is where she says, "I believe that our education system should benefit the US" and then she catches herself and says, "I mean, it should benefit South Africa.

That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!


hahahahaha those stupid liberals. you totally showed them.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:00:37 PM  
Because no one has posted this.

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

 
Ihaveanevilparrot 2008-02-02 10:00:59 PM  
worlddan: You just know that the BQ caught her best friend in bed with her boyfriend and got all emotional feeling betrayed. Now the friend is keeping her mouth shut out of guilt.

Was just gonna post that.

 
eatin' fetus 2008-02-02 10:01:08 PM  
tosbalok: eatin' fetus not to threadjack, but my favorite part of that quote is where she says, "I believe that our education system should benefit the US" and then she catches herself and says, "I mean, it should benefit South Africa.

That's like, liberalism 101 right there. It's so obvious and logical that the education system that we pay for should, you know, help us out - that's just so blindingly obvious that it just sort of slips out. But then her liberalism training kicks and and she going, "oh wait, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that there's anything good about the US or that we should ever do anything in our own interest. Please forgive this transgression and don't ship me off to a reeducation camp. Here, I'll correct myself: I believe our tax-funded education system should benefit other countries."

Brilliant!


...Word..


i173.photobucket.com

 
TrixieDelite 2008-02-02 10:01:29 PM  
She'd hit you.
With her bumper.

 
expobill 2008-02-02 10:01:48 PM  
SMILE!
img206.imageshack.us

 
ah3133 2008-02-02 10:01:50 PM  
"Are you mental? We broke up.
Get the net!"

videodetective.com

 
expobill 2008-02-02 10:02:37 PM  
I hafe dials-up!

 
expobill 2008-02-02 10:04:00 PM  
that cat quote was in esquire's dubious achievements '08

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-02-02 10:04:08 PM  
FTFA: Jenna Racine Walters won the Miss Congeniality title in 2006.

My O My how things change. I wonder what she's like when shes REALLY pissed....Oh wait, now we know.

 
Cerebral Ballsy [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:04:34 PM  
eatin' fetus: Where do those pics come from? I've been searching for them on the 'nets..

 
shadowwake 2008-02-02 10:05:23 PM  
to quote someone else earlier in a different thread:

No matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shiat.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:07:36 PM  
img110.imageshack.us

 
RockIsDead 2008-02-02 10:09:14 PM  
What?

Normal, sane women aren't driven to win beauty contests?

 
ChadManMn 2008-02-02 10:10:53 PM  
I would bait her into road rage, so I could hit it when she is slightly injured and less likely to get away.

 
brightestfell [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:11:25 PM  
RockIsDead
What?

Normal, sane women aren't driven to win beauty contests?


Normal sane women would not be IN beauty contests

 
HornedFrog 2008-02-02 10:12:32 PM  
i194.photobucket.com

/Impressed

 
elffster 2008-02-02 10:15:40 PM  
anyone post that lolcat yet?

/yah that one, let me show you them..

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:20:18 PM  
akula: Only $400 work of damage to the car? That isn't even a paint scratch. Must have only dinged the mirror, if that.

Crazy chick though. Cute, but has WAY too much crazy.

/Was rear-ended in my Jeep Patriot 3 weeks ago
//$3600 in damage
///How the hell do you get away from a body shop for only $400?


$400 cash plus bjs?

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:28:45 PM  
img128.imageshack.us


She'll break your legs.

 
2PanMan 2008-02-02 10:28:47 PM  
Wow. Five-head.

 
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