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(London Times) Unlikely Heaven knows how miserable Morrissey will be in Iran   (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) divider line 52
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kingMountain [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:28:05 PM  
girlfriend in a burqa
i know, i know
it's serious

 
mendoman 2008-02-02 05:33:26 PM  
You're the one for me, Fatwa...

 
Capitalist1 [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:36:50 PM  
He is the son,
and the heir..

of a shyness that is criminally punishable... by stoning.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:37:49 PM  
Panic on the streets of Tehran
Panic on the streets of Isfahan

 
Persepolis 2008-02-02 05:38:08 PM  
I like these threads because they let me know knowledgeable(or lack thereof) other farkers are in regards to what life in Iran is really like.

 
albo [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:39:36 PM  
he is the son and heir of a religion that is criminally vulgar

 
whatshisname 2008-02-02 05:40:27 PM  
g-ecx.images-amazon.com

 
poonesfarm [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:57:10 PM  
What difference does it make?

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-02-02 06:01:05 PM  
Please please let him get to Iran.
Lord knows it would be the Farsi time.

 
Generation_D [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 06:16:20 PM  
We are the last truly British people you will ever know.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 06:17:51 PM  
Here is Tehran, giddy Tehran
Home of the free..
wait, what?

Please don't throw me
Into an empty cell of your country
And psychologically break me
I'm not an Israeli spy, really
I know about your power
Don't break my fingers
Please let me call my embassy
Don't want to end up like Zahra Kazemi
(The only way I could save my life)

Oh, here is Tehran
"Home of the lash, stonings and beards"
You are repressed
But you're remarkably dressed
Is it Real ?
And you're always busy

Please don't kill me
don't kill me, no
Like another adulterer
Don't stone me in the public square
And you're just so busy
Really busy
Busy pliars
Oh, don't set me on fire
I swear I'll cooperate

Was a Basij, over-cautious
He made me nervous
And when he said
"Are you a Jew"
I knew I was screwed ...mmm...

Please stop beating me
Int a prison cell of your country;
And to the wall chain me
Chain me, chains
Oh, here in Tehran
"Home of the last, stonings and beards"
You are repressed
But you're remarkably dressed
Is it Real ?
And you're always busy

Really busy
Busy pliars
Oh, don't set me on fire
I swear I'll cooperate

And you just blinded me
I can't see
Not the pliars again
Oh, I can't take it anymore
(Just kill me now)

/if you're offended by this, get a sense of humour, morans. I'm not claiming this is how everything is in Iran. You ruin the fun around here.

 
Persepolis 2008-02-02 06:41:25 PM  
Tatsuma: if you're offended by this, get a sense of humour, morans. I'm not claiming this is how everything is in Iran. You ruin the fun around here.

Unless someone jokes about Israel, then you have to refer to them as antisemetic, and say they post on stormfront.

One sidedness, yes!

 
Persepolis 2008-02-02 06:42:44 PM  
Tatsuma: You are repressed
But you're remarkably dressed


That one made me laugh though, for what it's worth.

 
Tatsuma [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 06:45:12 PM  
Persepolis: Unless someone jokes about Israel, then you have to refer to them as antisemetic, and say they post on stormfront.

Yes, because I NEVER make jokes about Israel, or Jews, or myself, and whenever someone makes them, I automatically claim that they are anti-semitic. Yes, that's the absolute farking reality.

That one made me laugh though, for what it's worth.

credit goes to the Mozfather.

 
Persepolis 2008-02-02 07:03:40 PM  
Tatsuma: Yes, because I NEVER make jokes about Israel, or Jews, or myself, and whenever someone makes them, I automatically claim that they are anti-semitic. Yes, that's the absolute farking reality.

You never make UGLY jokes about Israel. It's a good thing, I wish that held true to other issues as well.

/Thanks for taking me off ignore.

 
Azz 2008-02-02 07:36:46 PM  
now there's boy with a thorn in his side going to a place where light never goes out...

 
IgnatiusJReilly 2008-02-02 07:39:34 PM  
Mahmoud, it was really nothing.

 
binky the doormat 2008-02-02 07:48:47 PM  
Oh Mother, I can feel the oil falling over my head

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2008-02-02 07:49:31 PM  
Panic on the streets of Tehran.

/Bigmouth strikes again.

 
Walt_Jizzney 2008-02-02 07:49:48 PM  
Well, the Devil will find work for idle hands to do....

 
33mhz 2008-02-02 07:57:19 PM  
After reading this, I don't know how Ahmadinejad can claim there aren't any gays in Iran without bursting into hysterics.

 
destitute college kid 2008-02-02 08:21:55 PM  
And if a ten-ton bomb
Kills the both of us
To die a martyr, well, I'll end up in paradise

 
astoreth 2008-02-02 08:27:13 PM  
Oh I went to play Iran and then I played Iran,
and heaven knows I'm miserable now...

 
HereComesTheScience 2008-02-02 08:30:06 PM  
Persepolis: I like these threads because they let me know knowledgeable(or lack thereof) other farkers are in regards to what life in Iran is really like.

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore?

 
ekdikeo4 2008-02-02 08:48:32 PM  
Well, that's one way to avoid a war in Iran: Make them all kill themselves?

 
vdantev 2008-02-02 08:57:56 PM  
Persepolis: I like these threads because they let me know knowledgeable(or lack thereof) other farkers are in regards to what life in Iran is really like.

Shouldn't you be praying right about now ?

 
Persepolis 2008-02-02 09:37:06 PM  
vdantev: Shouldn't you be praying right about now ?

You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

 
kingMountain [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:40:02 PM  
Persepolis: You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

that's awesome. i wish i were zoroastrian just so i could say "zoroastrian" to people on a semi-regular basis.

 
God-- [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:47:45 PM  
I love his music, but he's such a douche. It makes me very conflicted.

 
MeanJean 2008-02-02 10:35:20 PM  
Persepolis
You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

I've never met a Zorastrian before...is there a community of Zorastrians where you live?

 
MeanJean 2008-02-02 10:36:56 PM  
Forgive my misspelling. "Zoroastrian" is not a word that I type very often.

 
Persepolis 2008-02-02 10:43:24 PM  
MeanJean: I've never met a Zorastrian before...is there a community of Zorastrians where you live?

Not really. There's this one kid in Montreal. When we're in the same room and both say "Z-kid powers, activate" our God comes down and fights crime and stuff.

Seriously though, thats how I like it. I like being my own representative of the faith, rather than having someone else do it for me.

After all, what is religion beyond personal beliefs?

MeanJean: Forgive my misspelling. "Zoroastrian" is not a word that I type very often

AFAIK, they're both acceptable. (In Farsi, it's Zardoshti, so whatever)

 
cut_here 2008-02-02 10:47:23 PM  
on the streets Iran

 
jonescollectables 2008-02-02 11:04:36 PM  
Why do these dumbass celebrities hate freedom so much?

 
MooHeiferGhandi 2008-02-02 11:37:48 PM  
In our lifetime those who kill
The newsworld hands them stardom

/heh, didn't even have to edit that.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-02-02 11:38:06 PM  
whatshisname
Hey! I have that album! That's the first [and only, so far] Smiths album I ever bought! Lots of great songs in one good [and low priced - i got it for $10] package.
But Why oh why doesn't it have "How soon is now?" or "There is a light that never goes out" on it? :-(

 
shift_DAWG 2008-02-02 11:55:58 PM  
Reel around the fatwa

 
Mole Man 2008-02-02 11:58:01 PM  
I left my heart in Iran.
Bring back the Shah that's where it began.
Should have dropped some bombs and watched how they ran.
I left my heart, left my heart in Iran.

/obscure to some people?

 
imagonyx123 2008-02-03 12:11:40 AM  
Who's coming to his concert? After all, there are no gays in Iran.

 
DePaul 2008-02-03 02:24:21 AM  
I would love to be at that concert and hear a bunch of thirty-something Iranians say, "Yeah, the songs are great but it's not the same without Johnny Marr."

 
Certainly You Jest 2008-02-03 09:59:36 AM  
I would follow a Smiths reunion tour like a fawning fanboy queen from city to city to city, and I'm married with a kid.

/Loves me some Morrissey and Marr
//I know you're with me Tats

 
whatshisname 2008-02-03 10:55:43 AM  
Third_Uncle_Eno: Hey! I have that album! That's the first [and only, so far] Smiths album I ever bought!

You've got to get "The Queen is Dead" and "Meat is Murder".

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-02-03 11:15:16 AM  
whatshisname
You've got to get "The Queen is Dead" and "Meat is Murder".

Yes Sir!

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 11:34:38 AM  
Frankly, Mr. Ahmadinejad, since you asked, you are a flatulent pain in the arse.

/i didn't realize that you wrote poetry
//i didn't realize you wrote such blood awful poetry

 
dervish16108 2008-02-03 11:42:28 AM  
Persepolis: You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

Happy "Jashan-e Sadeh" to you!

I visited a Zoroastrian temple last evening, so I'm really getting a kick out of your reply. :p

 
atomic-age [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 02:53:29 PM  
The best version of Girlfriend in a Coma is Mojo Nixon's. I share Mojo's philosophy on Morrissey.

 
poiuyterry [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-02-03 06:39:30 PM  
Hide on the promenade
Etch a postcard : "How I Dearly Wish I Was Not Here"
In the seaside town
...that they forgot to bomb
Come, Come, Come - nuclear bomb

/ Everyday is like Sunday.

 
Rustem 2008-02-04 02:00:39 AM  
God--: I love his music, but he's such a douche. It makes me very conflicted.

Yep, same here.

 
viccellini 2008-02-04 03:23:57 PM  
God--: I love his music, but he's such a douche. It makes me very conflicted.

Yes.

 
brainiac-dumdum [TotalFark] 2008-02-05 07:16:29 PM  
atomic-age: The best version of Girlfriend in a Coma is Mojo Nixon's. I share Mojo's philosophy on Morrissey.

What's that?

 
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