girlfriend in a burqa
i know, i know
it's serious

You're the one for me, Fatwa...

He is the son,
and the heir..

of a shyness that is criminally punishable... by stoning.

Panic on the streets of Tehran
Panic on the streets of Isfahan

I like these threads because they let me know knowledgeable(or lack thereof) other farkers are in regards to what life in Iran is really like.

he is the son and heir of a religion that is criminally vulgar

What difference does it make?

Please please let him get to Iran.
Lord knows it would be the Farsi time.

We are the last truly British people you will ever know.

Here is Tehran, giddy Tehran
Home of the free..
wait, what?

Please don't throw me
Into an empty cell of your country
And psychologically break me
I'm not an Israeli spy, really
I know about your power
Don't break my fingers
Please let me call my embassy
Don't want to end up like Zahra Kazemi
(The only way I could save my life)

Oh, here is Tehran
"Home of the lash, stonings and beards"
You are repressed
But you're remarkably dressed
Is it Real ?
And you're always busy

Please don't kill me
don't kill me, no
Like another adulterer
Don't stone me in the public square
And you're just so busy
Really busy
Busy pliars
Oh, don't set me on fire
I swear I'll cooperate

Was a Basij, over-cautious
He made me nervous
And when he said
"Are you a Jew"
I knew I was screwed ...mmm...

Please stop beating me
Int a prison cell of your country;
And to the wall chain me
Chain me, chains
Oh, here in Tehran
"Home of the last, stonings and beards"
You are repressed
But you're remarkably dressed
Is it Real ?
And you're always busy

Really busy
Busy pliars
Oh, don't set me on fire
I swear I'll cooperate

And you just blinded me
I can't see
Not the pliars again
Oh, I can't take it anymore
(Just kill me now)

/if you're offended by this, get a sense of humour, morans. I'm not claiming this is how everything is in Iran. You ruin the fun around here.

Tatsuma: if you're offended by this, get a sense of humour, morans. I'm not claiming this is how everything is in Iran. You ruin the fun around here.

Unless someone jokes about Israel, then you have to refer to them as antisemetic, and say they post on stormfront.

One sidedness, yes!

Tatsuma: You are repressed
But you're remarkably dressed

That one made me laugh though, for what it's worth.

Persepolis: Unless someone jokes about Israel, then you have to refer to them as antisemetic, and say they post on stormfront.

Yes, because I NEVER make jokes about Israel, or Jews, or myself, and whenever someone makes them, I automatically claim that they are anti-semitic. Yes, that's the absolute farking reality.

That one made me laugh though, for what it's worth.

credit goes to the Mozfather.

Tatsuma: Yes, because I NEVER make jokes about Israel, or Jews, or myself, and whenever someone makes them, I automatically claim that they are anti-semitic. Yes, that's the absolute farking reality.

You never make UGLY jokes about Israel. It's a good thing, I wish that held true to other issues as well.

/Thanks for taking me off ignore.

now there's boy with a thorn in his side going to a place where light never goes out...

Mahmoud, it was really nothing.

Oh Mother, I can feel the oil falling over my head

Panic on the streets of Tehran.

/Bigmouth strikes again.

Well, the Devil will find work for idle hands to do....

After reading this, I don't know how Ahmadinejad can claim there aren't any gays in Iran without bursting into hysterics.

And if a ten-ton bomb
Kills the both of us
To die a martyr, well, I'll end up in paradise

Oh I went to play Iran and then I played Iran,
and heaven knows I'm miserable now...

Persepolis: I like these threads because they let me know knowledgeable(or lack thereof) other farkers are in regards to what life in Iran is really like.

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore?

Well, that's one way to avoid a war in Iran: Make them all kill themselves?

Persepolis: I like these threads because they let me know knowledgeable(or lack thereof) other farkers are in regards to what life in Iran is really like.

Shouldn't you be praying right about now ?

vdantev: Shouldn't you be praying right about now ?

You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

Persepolis: You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

that's awesome. i wish i were zoroastrian just so i could say "zoroastrian" to people on a semi-regular basis.

I love his music, but he's such a douche. It makes me very conflicted.

Persepolis
You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

I've never met a Zorastrian before...is there a community of Zorastrians where you live?

Forgive my misspelling. "Zoroastrian" is not a word that I type very often.

MeanJean: I've never met a Zorastrian before...is there a community of Zorastrians where you live?

Not really. There's this one kid in Montreal. When we're in the same room and both say "Z-kid powers, activate" our God comes down and fights crime and stuff.

Seriously though, thats how I like it. I like being my own representative of the faith, rather than having someone else do it for me.

After all, what is religion beyond personal beliefs?

MeanJean: Forgive my misspelling. "Zoroastrian" is not a word that I type very often

AFAIK, they're both acceptable. (In Farsi, it's Zardoshti, so whatever)

on the streets Iran

Why do these dumbass celebrities hate freedom so much?

In our lifetime those who kill
The newsworld hands them stardom

/heh, didn't even have to edit that.

whatshisname
Hey! I have that album! That's the first [and only, so far] Smiths album I ever bought! Lots of great songs in one good [and low priced - i got it for $10] package.
But Why oh why doesn't it have "How soon is now?" or "There is a light that never goes out" on it? :-(

Reel around the fatwa

I left my heart in Iran.
Bring back the Shah that's where it began.
Should have dropped some bombs and watched how they ran.
I left my heart, left my heart in Iran.

/obscure to some people?

Who's coming to his concert? After all, there are no gays in Iran.

I would love to be at that concert and hear a bunch of thirty-something Iranians say, "Yeah, the songs are great but it's not the same without Johnny Marr."

I would follow a Smiths reunion tour like a fawning fanboy queen from city to city to city, and I'm married with a kid.

/Loves me some Morrissey and Marr
//I know you're with me Tats

Third_Uncle_Eno: Hey! I have that album! That's the first [and only, so far] Smiths album I ever bought!

You've got to get "The Queen is Dead" and "Meat is Murder".

whatshisname
You've got to get "The Queen is Dead" and "Meat is Murder".

Yes Sir!

Frankly, Mr. Ahmadinejad, since you asked, you are a flatulent pain in the arse.

/i didn't realize that you wrote poetry
//i didn't realize you wrote such blood awful poetry

Persepolis: You know I'm Zoroastrian, right?

Happy "Jashan-e Sadeh" to you!

I visited a Zoroastrian temple last evening, so I'm really getting a kick out of your reply. :p

The best version of Girlfriend in a Coma is Mojo Nixon's. I share Mojo's philosophy on Morrissey.

Hide on the promenade
Etch a postcard : "How I Dearly Wish I Was Not Here"
In the seaside town
...that they forgot to bomb
Come, Come, Come - nuclear bomb

/ Everyday is like Sunday.

God--: I love his music, but he's such a douche. It makes me very conflicted.

Yep, same here.

God--: I love his music, but he's such a douche. It makes me very conflicted.

Yes.

atomic-age: The best version of Girlfriend in a Coma is Mojo Nixon's. I share Mojo's philosophy on Morrissey.

What's that?