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(Yahoo) Amusing France's Sarkozy surrenders, marries Bruni   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 45
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farkplug 2008-02-02 05:21:52 PM  
that'll last

 
sarcasman 2008-02-02 05:21:55 PM  
who cares

 
NicoFinn [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:21:57 PM  
This news is like two weeks old, submitter, mods.

 
Wolfy 2008-02-02 05:21:57 PM  
I did simplicity.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-02-02 05:22:21 PM  
So he subscribed to the Fred Thompson and Dennis Kucinich newsletter?

 
SuperDuper28 2008-02-02 05:22:43 PM  
And it's true love I'm sure.

 
trez 2008-02-02 05:23:09 PM  
NicoFinn - it's not news. it's fark.com.

 
libbyshome 2008-02-02 05:24:07 PM  
farkplug: that'll last

6 months tops

 
NicoFinn [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:25:16 PM  
trez: NicoFinn - it's not news. it's fark.com.

Good point. I live in Europe so I've been hearing about this every single day for a few weeks now.

 
Dan09 2008-02-02 05:26:13 PM  
Well, at least he's got taste.

 
libbyshome 2008-02-02 05:26:57 PM  
The happy couple.

www.smh.com.au

 
Q. Steltanus 2008-02-02 05:28:22 PM  
Great pic libbyshome! It's obvious what she sees in him!

 
Wolfy 2008-02-02 05:28:44 PM  
*dig

 
MegaUngawa 2008-02-02 05:29:41 PM  
farkplug: that'll last
libbyshome:6 months tops

...and it's six months of farking a supermodel. I'd buy that for a dollar.

 
jmr61 2008-02-02 05:30:35 PM  
Requesite:

i208.photobucket.com

 
importedbeer 2008-02-02 05:34:34 PM  
His wife discovered that he is cheating on her by following his footsteps in the snow to his mistress' room. Attractive Mistress becomes wife number 2.

Wife number 2 leaves him, and he marries ridiculously hot ex-model.

/Karma does not exist.
//Bruni is gorgeous.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-02-02 05:34:46 PM  
www.telefonica.net

I'd invade it.

 
bordergirl 2008-02-02 05:40:21 PM  
Yeah, it'll only last 6 months but by the third month she won't be giving it up to him no more.

/thinks Bruni is hot too

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 05:50:05 PM  
sarcasman: who cares

If everyone in this country thought this way about personal lives in politics, the country would be a much better place.

 
PresentCompanyExcluded 2008-02-02 05:51:16 PM  
Serait-ce possible alors?

/mais on ne rit pas!
//merde
///Sa chanson

 
libbyshome 2008-02-02 05:55:19 PM  
PresentCompanyExcluded: Serait-ce possible alors?

/mais on ne rit pas!
//merde
///Sa chanson


Elle est terrible!

 
PresentCompanyExcluded 2008-02-02 05:55:45 PM  
J'etias trop vite... regardez ca

/pas de grande chose si on ne connais pas la langue

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-02-02 05:59:35 PM  
The bride was wearing white

Wearing white must mean whore in France.

 
Ernie McBert 2008-02-02 06:04:55 PM  
I hate the name "Carla." I've never met a Carla who wasn't an epic dork.

 
Mobro4000 2008-02-02 06:09:10 PM  
In other news, the English have lost 1/2 million teeth and america has gained a total of 12 zillion pounds and got dumber doing it.

fark. it never gets old.

 
ArtosRC 2008-02-02 06:26:05 PM  
I wonder if he's going to battle in her trenches.
/Fhwomp, fhwomp, fhwoooooomp.

 
Walken's cooler brother 2008-02-02 06:45:47 PM  
i234.photobucket.com

 
LupusC 2008-02-02 06:54:53 PM  
Oh, you jealous boys.
When you are 60, you'll never match that...

 
lobotomy survivor 2008-02-02 07:01:59 PM  
The "surrenders" cliche is getting a bit old... not that that ever stopped a cliche before... just sayin

 
kilgorn 2008-02-02 07:54:30 PM  
lobotomy survivor
The "surrenders" cliche is getting a bit old.

It's only a cliche until the French are threatened....

 
OscarTamerz 2008-02-02 07:58:01 PM  
Carla Bruni used to date Stallone back in the 80s after the tall Dane and around the time the girl who was living with him had somebody else's kid.

 
Gavino 2008-02-02 08:17:12 PM  
She's also a wealthy heiress in her own right. They are going to make films about her in the future.

/And I have some really high quality, very limited edition pics of her vadge.

 
Doomed 2008-02-02 08:20:51 PM  
sarcasman: who cares

I think maybe you do.

 
cotb [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 08:29:37 PM  
Gavino: She's also a wealthy heiress in her own right. They are going to make films about her in the future.

/And I have some really high quality, very limited edition pics of her vadge.


liar

/bluffing

 
Tentacle 2008-02-02 09:11:29 PM  
I wonder who Sarkozy is going to cheat on Carla with...

 
The Gunslinger Roland 2008-02-02 09:20:46 PM  
Where do I sign up to surrender? I want to marry a super-hot model.

 
TheAbstractor [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:24:14 PM  
Come to think of it, shouldn't the President of France automatically be given a supermodel to fark, as a perk of the job. It's France, and he's the grand poobah of France. That's the least they can do for him. In America, we give our president a suitcase that can launch enough nukes to blow up the world.

 
Zaphod B. [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:42:45 PM  
TheAbstractor: Come to think of it, shouldn't the President of France automatically be given a supermodel to fark, as a perk of the job. It's France, and he's the grand poobah of France. That's the least they can do for him. In America, we give our president a suitcase that can launch enough nukes to blow up the world.

And WTF, it's France, pourquoi acheter la vache...?

 
Jesus.Christ.Almighty 2008-02-02 11:18:16 PM  
Fred Thompson has nothing on Sarkozy.

 
luckychipin 2008-02-02 11:18:47 PM  
Everyone Sing With Me


On me dit que nos vies ne valent pas grand chose,
Elles passent en un instant comme fanent les roses.
On me dit que le temps qui glisse est un salaud que de nos chagrins il s'en fait des manteaux pourtant quelqu'un m'a dit...

Refrain
Que tu m'aimais encore,
C'est quelqu'un qui m'a dit que tu m'aimais encore.
Serais ce possible alors ?

On me dit que le destin se moque bien de nous
Qu'il ne nous donne rien et qu'il nous promet tout
Parais qu'le bonheur est à portée de main,
Alors on tend la main et on se retrouve fou
Pourtant quelqu'un m'a dit ...

Refrain

Mais qui est ce qui m'a dit que toujours tu m'aimais?
Je ne me souviens plus c'était tard dans la nuit,
J'entend encore la voix, mais je ne vois plus les traits
"Il vous aime, c'est secret, lui dites pas que j'vous l'ai dit"
Tu vois quelqu'un m'a dit...

Que tu m'aimais encore, me l'a t'on vraiment dit...
Que tu m'aimais encore, serais ce possible alors ?

On me dit que nos vies ne valent pas grand chose,
Elles passent en un instant comme fanent les roses
On me dit que le temps qui glisse est un salaud
Que de nos tristesses il s'en fait des manteaux,
Pourtant quelqu'un m'a dit que...


Let'em hear you outside

 
DeathByPowerPoint 2008-02-03 12:02:43 AM  
Pretty much the only topic of conversation tonight at dinner was whether Carla is pregnant. Most women agreed that she must be around 6 to 9 weeks pregnant at this point. The wedding date was fixed about 4 weeks ago. She's 40, tick, tick, tick.

Details are starting to slip out that the couple have been seeing each other for about 2 years, and put the relationship on hold because he didn't want to have a nasty divorce around the time of his campaigning.

Everyone was real glad they are now married, so he can stop running around like a hormone stricken adolescent, and get back to trying to fix the country.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-02-03 12:21:21 AM  
I'd surrender to her, too.

/He does have taste, after all

 
luckybastard 2008-02-03 12:37:24 AM  
She's hot. Her album was actually a good pop album and here's her video for 'Quelq'un M'a Dit' (new window) (again)

/The album version is better. Download it.
//Go Sarko

 
Glenechocreek 2008-02-03 05:11:54 AM  
Dying of envy

z.about.com

 
Vigorous_Apathy 2008-02-03 06:49:35 PM  
It's good to be the king.

 
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