Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

Nieman I suspect that the mayor is a Ron Paul supporter.

Isn't this a followup? I know I read the story before and I thought I read it on Fark.

The dog was probably just in the witness protection program.

"Woof, I wanted spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and catsup. Woof, now I get live like some everyday schmuck. Woof.

Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

Black people?

ZAZ: Isn't this a followup? I know I read the story before and I thought I read it on Fark.

You did. But for the past three months we have been in repeat mode because the admins are too lazy to use search.

shhh....don't tell anyone.

This is light weight. Lived in a podunk town where the mayor and a city county commissioner got into a fist fight at a council meeting. Best part, bot fat middle age women

Grace Saenz-Lopez:



/I'd groom it
//wait... what?

If this were Korea that dog would have been spotted on a table next to the broccoli.

Lost: Shihtzu Puddles

* * reward offered * *

Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

democrats? people with common sense?

Original thread. (new window)

Great, now we have to go through another round of convincing people that small-town Texas and the cities are very, very different.

Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

Prob not this guy. But others would. And did.

/Laughs at the concept of "non-electable"

Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

I'd say gays but does Texas even recognise gays?

i remember this story from a couple months ago. thats one crazy slut

TommyymmoT: The dog was probably just in the witness protection program.

"Woof, I wanted spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and catsup. Woof, now I get live like some everyday schmuck. Woof.



You went a long way for that allusion...but it was worth it.

baka-san
This is light weight. Lived in a podunk town where the mayor and a city county commissioner got into a fist fight at a council meeting. Best part, bot fat middle age women

How can two fat middle aged women having a fist fight be the best part of anything?

"was watching that it died"

?

I've been out of the country for a year and may have lost my bearings - is this considered proper syntax somewhere?

/dirty linguist who didn't rtfa

snuff3r: Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

I'd say gays but does Texas even recognise gays?

Some gay dude came close to winning mayor in Dallas, and a lez sheriff is in charge there too. I don't see how some story on a mayor being shady about a dog turned into a Texas bashing thread, some people are farking retarded. I fail to see how this mayor represents Texas and its politics, it seems to me to represent a crazy mayor being shady, I doubt that is limited to the Tejas borders.

Get your own freakin dog! It's really not that difficult...well, not that difficult for everyone else.

What a biatch.

clod9: Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

democrats? people with common sense?

Alright, I gotta respond to this! How can someone in Chicago complain about electing people with common sense. Isn't the whole history of Chicago politics filled with lies and corruption, mostly done by democrats? I'm no Republican (I'm pretty damn liberal), but I think you can see the hypocrisy of that, especially saying that the Democratic party has any more common sense than republicans.

Nieman: Some gay dude came close to winning mayor in Dallas, and a lez sheriff is in charge there too. I don't see how some story on a mayor being shady about a dog turned into a Texas bashing thread, some people are farking retarded. I fail to see how this mayor represents Texas and its politics, it seems to me to represent a crazy mayor being shady, I doubt that is limited to the Tejas borders.

Fair enough, thanks for the heads up =)

Regarding the Texas-bashing, you gave us Bush. There is plenty more to come before we can talk about breaking evens.

snuff3r: Nieman: Some gay dude came close to winning mayor in Dallas, and a lez sheriff is in charge there too. I don't see how some story on a mayor being shady about a dog turned into a Texas bashing thread, some people are farking retarded. I fail to see how this mayor represents Texas and its politics, it seems to me to represent a crazy mayor being shady, I doubt that is limited to the Tejas borders.

Fair enough, thanks for the heads up =)

Regarding the Texas-bashing, you gave us Bush. There is plenty more to come before we can talk about breaking evens.

Actually Connecticut did...

The mayor should call everyone in for a tax audit, freeze them, stack them around volcanoes then nuke them with H-bombs.

WWXD.

snuff3r: Nieman: Some gay dude came close to winning mayor in Dallas, and a lez sheriff is in charge there too. I don't see how some story on a mayor being shady about a dog turned into a Texas bashing thread, some people are farking retarded. I fail to see how this mayor represents Texas and its politics, it seems to me to represent a crazy mayor being shady, I doubt that is limited to the Tejas borders.

Fair enough, thanks for the heads up =)

Regarding the Texas-bashing, you gave us Bush. There is plenty more to come before we can talk about breaking evens.

Yeah Bush totally farked up Texas' image, I never thought one man can do so much harm, especially a fake ass yankee Texan! Then again, people don't view Cali badly simply based on Nixon, so I'm just waiting for the time where people don't think of Texas when the think Bush.

I submitted this two weeks ago with a shaggier caption.

Bush is a carpetbagger.

baka-san: This is light weight. Lived in a podunk town where the mayor and a city county commissioner got into a fist fight at a council meeting. Best part, bot fat middle age women

Bah!

In the small Texas town where I lived (about 60 miles east of Alice) the mayor was arrested (and convicted) for 1st-degree murder.

On a slightly unrelated note, I didn't see anyone post, "Where is your dog now?".

Can we please get a Texas tag?

TheJoe03: Yeah Bush totally farked up Texas' image, I never thought one man can do so much harm, especially a fake ass yankee Texan! Then again, people don't view Cali badly simply based on Nixon, so I'm just waiting for the time where people don't think of Texas when the think Bush.

Agreed.

These stories never shock me. It's amazing to me that if you just stay out of trouble here and mind your own business it can be a decent place it to live.

Stupid coont.

heQuest35 If this were Korea that dog would have been spotted on a table next to the broccoli kimchi.

All hail the great moronic satanic-cult stalkers...Konichiwa where's my crack rock I need to molest some children

Cosmic Crab, j00 win.

Anti-science nutjob cowards

thatguyfred: Actually Connecticut did...

Yes, but it was Texas that elected him, fake cowboy routine and everything.

snuff3r: Nieman: Some gay dude came close to winning mayor in Dallas, and a lez sheriff is in charge there too. I don't see how some story on a mayor being shady about a dog turned into a Texas bashing thread, some people are farking retarded. I fail to see how this mayor represents Texas and its politics, it seems to me to represent a crazy mayor being shady, I doubt that is limited to the Tejas borders.

snuff3r: That's not my quote, but whatever.

Stealing someone's dog is right up there with Watergate!

An excellent example of why women should not serve in public office.

This is precicely the sort of thing we can expect from a candidate like Hillary Clinton.

Women and their petty issues.

VOTE FOR RON PAUL!!!

judge is set to decide custody of the Shih Tzu

did someone sneeze?

Does the ex-mayor at least get the spots back?

TheJoe03:
Alright, I gotta respond to this! How can someone in Chicago complain about electing people with common sense. Isn't the whole history of Chicago politics filled with lies and corruption, mostly done by democrats?

Well, who would be a better judge of it?

bigjrocksit: These stories never shock me. It's amazing to me that if you just stay out of trouble here and mind your own business it can be a decent place it to live.

Totally, but no one would ever believe it! We usually get bashed even worse than Florida. I would think that we have done enough to deserve a Texas Tag.

/Is Fark just not making new tags anymore?
//Except for Drew's Blog, of course ;)

OBTW...

Where is your dog now?

TheJoe03: snuff3r: Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

I'd say gays but does Texas even recognise gays?

Some gay dude came close to winning mayor in Dallas, and a lez sheriff is in charge there too. I don't see how some story on a mayor being shady about a dog turned into a Texas bashing thread, some people are farking retarded. I fail to see how this mayor represents Texas and its politics, it seems to me to represent a crazy mayor being shady, I doubt that is limited to the Tejas borders.

people like to mess with texas

/give them back to spain ;)

I guess I am lucky. My dogs are all mixed breeds except for a border collie. They're all unwanted shelter dogs, so I doubt anyone would steal them. I'd be ready to kill if someone did, though. They are family.

Bucky Katt: TheJoe03: snuff3r: Nieman: Is there anyone Texans won't elect?

I'd say gays but does Texas even recognise gays?

Some gay dude came close to winning mayor in Dallas, and a lez sheriff is in charge there too. I don't see how some story on a mayor being shady about a dog turned into a Texas bashing thread, some people are farking retarded. I fail to see how this mayor represents Texas and its politics, it seems to me to represent a crazy mayor being shady, I doubt that is limited to the Tejas borders.

people like to mess with texas

/give them back to spain ;)

Texas might be better if it belonged to Spain, you Floridians can join in too, make Spain the most badass country in the world.

I have never seen so many closet-homosexuals obsessed over one guy before..not to get big-headed or anything (I wouldnt want to turn you on) but I really don't deserve this much attention.

I suppose you already knew that (since I am worthless scum) but you certainly don't abide by the things that you claim to. Oh wait I think I just realised something, you don't really believe in anything you just pretend to and you get really t'd off when someone with eyes and ears and an IQ over 14 discovers that behind your facade of righteousness, is a bunch of ambulance-chasing, character-defaming, pedoass, vulnerable-person-converting, child-murdering, cripple-sacrificing, loner-stalking, ugly-girl-sex-bait-indoctrination, sick ass, necrophilous disgusting sob's.

Damn I'm like Sherlock Holmes over here!

Chernobyl dog wants revenge!