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You're showing your age...

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You're showing your age...

Dammit! :P

Billy, don't be a hero!

It might be time for Lane Bryant to review their returns policy.

Police Sgt T J Grady said officers responding to an emergency call found the victims inside Lane Bryant.

Someone really hates fat chicks. Probably a Farker.

LARGE... I see what you did there

A fatty taking out other fatties or just a fatty hater?

USA! USA!

Has anyone claimed that the shooter posted on /b/ that he was going to do it yet?

The victims were shot inside a Lane Bryant store? Oh the huge...nevermind.

Four dead in Chi-ca-go

Considering it took place at a Lane Bryant, using the term "at large" seems a bit insensitive.

/I used to work across from one at a mall
//It cracked me up when they had their "BIG SALE" events
///My fiance once walked up to a woman in one and complained that she couldn't find anything in a size 6
////I suppose it would have been difficult for the victims to hide
//No more slashies...off to Hell now

From another source:

Grady released a description of the shooter, saying police are looking for a medium-complected black man standing 5-foot-9, weighing between 230 and 290 pounds and wearing a waist-length black coat, a black knit cap and dark jeans.

I'd like to know how the hell the British Broadcasting Corporation knows what's going on in a Chicago shopping mall.

Not to give them ideas or anything, but if "Islamofascists" were really hellbent on attacking us, why don't they do something like this on a semi-regular basis? I mean, if we are to believe that there are hundreds of rabid fanatics who can't wait to die while killing infidels, there wouldn't be any barriers to giving them AK's and fanning them across middle America.

Nice, only thing is, you hafta read the article. Shoulda been:

"Five shot in Chicago mall Lane Bryant; four dead, shooter at large

Shooter at extra, extra large.

falser: I'd like to know how the hell the British Broadcasting Corporation knows what's going on in a Chicago shopping mall.

Because the BBC is probably the best news service on the planet.

falser: I'd like to know how the hell the British Broadcasting Corporation knows what's going on in a Chicago shopping mall.

It's those cameras the Brits have everywhere.

Also, it's not in Chicago, but in teh hick town of Tinley Park.

complected There is no such word. Axe any Negro. Grady fails.

GIS for Lane Bryant:

Classy. Four people are dead and you all make fat jokes.

/Yes, I know this is Fark.

I know someone who lives in Chicago. I hope they're ok.

Random mass murder is not humorous people. Your mom probably shops at Lane Bryant, or Kmart, or worse.

Five people have been shot at a shopping centre in the US city of Chicago

Not to be confused with the Guatemalan city

VideSupra: A fatty taking out other fatties or just a fatty hater?

FTFA: police were looking for a black man about 5ft 9 inches tall and weighing 230 to 260 pounds

Quite fat.

Before fleeing the scene, suspect was heard to remark "They had it comin', they had it comin', they only had themselves to blame. If you'da been there, if you'da seen it, I betcha you would've done the same."

I submitted this with a Greenpeace / Whale Hunt headline.

Tinley park != Chicago. That's blasphemy subby...

And we got this from the BBC? Where the hell was WGN on this story?

Side note: Am I alone in not having seen the word "complected" before?

DandamanFL: From another source: Grady released a description of the shooter, saying police are looking for a medium-complected black man standing 5-foot-9, weighing between 230 and 290 pounds and wearing a waist-length black coat, a black knit cap and dark jeans.

Your momma's so fat, a gunman killed her in a mall and the news reported "four dead"

robbiedo Random mass murder is not humorous people.

LOL, he said mass murder.

robbiedo: Random mass murder is not humorous people. Your mom probably shops at Lane Bryant, or Kmart, or worse.

Look! The inevitable "Your mom" comeback! I call i found it first!

Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.

Let me guess: this mall prohibits all weapons like the last one.

falser: I'd like to know how the hell the British Broadcasting Corporation knows what's going on in a Chicago shopping mall.

I came to say the same thing. Have the US news outlets gotten so sucky we have to get our up to the minute reports from the BBC? God save the Queen.

Link to news report from CNN - Link (new window)

robbiedo: Random mass murder is not humorous people. Your mom probably shops at Lane Bryant, or Kmart, or worse.

my mom is dead. thanks for bringing back painful memories!

robbiedo: or worse.

Big Lots?

33mhz: Before fleeing the scene, suspect was heard to remark "They had it comin', they had it comin', they only had themselves to blame. If you'da been there, if you'da seen it, I betcha you would've done the same."

Niiice.

He_Hate_Me: Not to give them ideas or anything, but if "Islamofascists" were really hellbent on attacking us, why don't they do something like this on a semi-regular basis? I mean, if we are to believe that there are hundreds of rabid fanatics who can't wait to die while killing infidels, there wouldn't be any barriers to giving them AK's and fanning them across middle America.

Now shush, you. You stop thinking and you be afraid!
The evil communist islamists wake up everyday hating freedom more and more and dream of killing you and everyone you love, dontcha know.

ShereKhan: And we got this from the BBC? Where the hell was WGN on this story?

It's been on CLTV (local 24 cable news channel affiliated with WGN) all afternoon.

I go to the Target across the parking lot from this Lane Bryant at least once a week.

Suspect is considered flabby armed and extremely dangerous

it's a story
of a cop named grady
and a fat chick desperate for a meal

//thats alli got

Rodeodoc: I came to say the same thing. Have the US news outlets gotten so sucky we have to get our up to the minute reports from the BBC? God save the Queen.

Yes. They have. Take a look at the CNN front page most days. Half of it is celebrity nonsense, a quarter is election coverage, and the other quarter is trends and feel good nonsense.