First they came for those who danced like Robots, and I said nothing because I was could not dance like a Robot.

/+1

I also was could not dance like a Robot.

Bender has ruined things for all the good robots out there.

St_Francis_P: Bender has ruined things for all the good robots out there.

On one hand, yes, there's that.

On the other hand, there's this:

harryasaboy: I also was could not dance like a Robot.

Dammit!

harryasaboy: I also was could not dance like a Robot.

Me neither too!!

Reminde me to NEVER go to Grass Valley (Nevada?)!!!! Holy shiat does that town sound lame.

Green Yes! Now everyone can see my fail.

(Click picture for Dance in new window)

Police were unable to locate the dancer.



Found him for ya.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto...

PacManDreaming: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto...

Thank you very much Mr. Roboto

You people are missing the bigger point here!
FTA, 4:20 a.m. - A caller asked for a welfare check on a person sleeping under several blankets in front of a business on the 100 block of Mill Street....
I'm getting sick of this!
Now a person can get a Welfare Check delivered by the police just by calling and reporting a bum!
My tax dollars being handed out wily nily to anyone who calls the cops!
These free government handouts have got to stop!



8~p

bitteroldman: You people are missing the bigger point here!
FTA, 4:20 a.m. - A caller asked for a welfare check on a person sleeping under several blankets in front of a business on the 100 block of Mill Street....
I'm getting sick of this!
Now a person can get a Welfare Check delivered by the police just by calling and reporting a bum!
My tax dollars being handed out wily nily to anyone who calls the cops!
These free government handouts have got to stop!


8~p


That confused the crap out of me too.

Kick his ass!

I went to a technical high school and a bunch of boys were walking down the hallway acting like Robots going BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... and the teach came out and said NO BEEPING!... so they continued... BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP... aye I know you don't care about my lame memories but that was teh funny

Bender is cool and all, but sometimes he talks like a farking cat and I want to torch him.

Robocop's Prime Directives:

1. Serve and Protect
2. Protect the Innocent
3. Uphold the Law
4. Get his freak on

if robot dancing is wrong, i don't want to be right

FTFA: • 4:20 a.m. - A caller asked for a welfare check on a person sleeping under several blankets in front of a business on the 100 block of Mill Street. Police admonished the person, who would move on.

• 9:04 a.m. - A caller reported a person sleeping on the deck of the L.O.V.E. Building in Condon Park. Police found the person was not sleeping but was trying to stay warm.

Robot didn't move far did he?

"• 12:01 p.m. - A man from the 15000 block of Byers Lane reported a fraudulent check was written to him for $2,794.
"

Dearest sirs of good united states:

I am robotron of good country Kenya present you unique profitable transaction help out my country in time need. Need you only deposit funds in us money drawn account and take pay yourself.

Sir highest chamberlin Al-Qen Hommersmit, ESQ
Nairobi

At least it wasn't the Macarena. I hear that gets a person shot on sight.

If only the police had purchased Old Glory Insurance.

• 9:04 a.m. - A caller reported a person sleeping on the deck of the L.O.V.E. Building in Condon Condom Park. Police found the person was not sleeping but was trying to stay warm.

What a town!

Dusty911: I went to a technical high school and a bunch of boys were walking down the hallway acting like Robots going BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... and the teach came out and said NO BEEPING!... so they continued... BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP... aye I know you don't care about my lame memories but that was teh funny

Heh, the guys in my tech ed program would randomly start singing/quote Captain Planet. Don't know if that's better or worse.

/Earth!
//Wind!

Outstanding headline, Submitty.

So sorry, this

In Zoveit Russia Robot finds YOU

Was it from Sirius Cybernetics and did it have GPP??

/Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Dusty911: going BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... and the teach came out and said NO BEEPING!... so they continued... BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP...

LOL!

and yeah, Grass Valley is kind of lame and boring now, but, just watch it grow!

どうもありがとうミスタロボト。

madmann: Kick his ass!

I came here for an eurotrip reference, I was not disappointed

Oldiron_79: In Zoveit Russia Robot finds YOU

I wanna know who the hell put a Flat Stanley in that picture...

BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP Isn't this a reference to Mr. Krab? Loves me some SpongeBob.

Didn't read TFA and dont understand any of the commnts because im drunk like shiat right now and like to dance like a ROBOT. And oh yeah, Im a TF'er for the 1st time in 5 yrs of Farking + 1yr lurking because of some mysterious well-doer so I guess its all ok

• 9:26 a.m. - A caller from a business on Nevada City Highway reported a man wearing a poncho, blue jeans and carrying a blue bag, possibly in his 50s and traveling with a dog, was on a street corner making gestures to people. Police made contact with the man and determined he was not drunk.

I suppose it would be too much trouble to find out why he was randomly gesturing at passers-by?

i've got my dick out. Boop.

/drunk

And it was a really good paper, too.

• 12 a.m. - A man from the 12000 block of Nevada City Highway reported his 23-year-old grandson was out of control and possibly under the influence, and a young woman had fled from the residence.


I would freak out too if grampa interupted my booty call.

dave420: i've got my dick out. Boop.

/drunk

I came here to apologize for my drunken post, but after reading yours I won't.

/i like you
//got nothin
///well, maybe a hangover in the morning

Binary solo.

/Yes. Affirmative.

what about the robo-boogie?

/obscure?

Just for the record, Grass Valley and Nevada City are in the state of California, not Nevada. They're near Sacramento, the state capital.

T.M.S.: bitteroldman:
I'm getting sick of this!
Now a person can get a Welfare Check delivered by the police just by calling and reporting a bum!
My tax dollars being handed out wily nily to anyone who calls the cops!
These free government handouts have got to stop!

That confused the crap out of me too.

If you spelled them cheque and check, you wouldn't have those problems. Just saying.

Bronto Saurus: Just for the record, Grass Valley and Nevada City are in the state of California, not Nevada. They're near Sacramento, the state capital.

And you move 100 miles to the east and just what is different? The hills and the trees? There's a Eureka in Montana and California, and a Moscow, Idaho. The people are the same.

BEEP BOOP! Uhhh...can you hold on to this bag?

\obscure?
\\can anybody take a guess?
\\\anyone?
\\\\anyone?

Binary solo:
0000001
^C
0000001
^C
0000001
0000001
0000001
0000001

Bathia_Mapes: If only the police had purchased Old Glory Insurance.

Thanks for posting that.
I looked all over for it.
Stupid NBC took all the copies off of YouTube.