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(The Union (Nevada)) Amusing Monday, 11:51 a.m.: when dancing like a robot in the parking lot is outlawed, only outlaws will go BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP   (theunion.com) divider line 67
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Caesar1313 2008-02-02 02:09:43 PM  
First they came for those who danced like Robots, and I said nothing because I was could not dance like a Robot.

/+1

 
harryasaboy 2008-02-02 02:28:27 PM  
I also was could not dance like a Robot.

 
St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 02:28:53 PM  
Bender has ruined things for all the good robots out there.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 03:19:22 PM  
St_Francis_P: Bender has ruined things for all the good robots out there.

On one hand, yes, there's that.

On the other hand, there's this:

i210.photobucket.com

 
Caesar1313 2008-02-02 03:58:54 PM  
harryasaboy: I also was could not dance like a Robot.

Dammit!

 
queezyweezel 2008-02-02 04:38:41 PM  
harryasaboy: I also was could not dance like a Robot.

Me neither too!!

 
queezyweezel 2008-02-02 04:42:53 PM  
Reminde me to NEVER go to Grass Valley (Nevada?)!!!! Holy shiat does that town sound lame.

 
Caesar1313 2008-02-02 05:17:14 PM  
Green Yes! Now everyone can see my fail.

 
Because People in power are Stupid 2008-02-02 05:50:52 PM  
lh5.google.com
(Click picture for Dance in new window)

 
nobozo 2008-02-02 07:03:06 PM  
Police were unable to locate the dancer.

tbn0.google.com

Found him for ya.

 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 07:20:23 PM  
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto...

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 07:39:35 PM  
PacManDreaming: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto...

Thank you very much Mr. Roboto

 
bitteroldman 2008-02-02 07:43:53 PM  
You people are missing the bigger point here!
FTA, 4:20 a.m. - A caller asked for a welfare check on a person sleeping under several blankets in front of a business on the 100 block of Mill Street....
I'm getting sick of this!
Now a person can get a Welfare Check delivered by the police just by calling and reporting a bum!
My tax dollars being handed out wily nily to anyone who calls the cops!
These free government handouts have got to stop!



8~p

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 07:47:29 PM  
bitteroldman: You people are missing the bigger point here!
FTA, 4:20 a.m. - A caller asked for a welfare check on a person sleeping under several blankets in front of a business on the 100 block of Mill Street....
I'm getting sick of this!
Now a person can get a Welfare Check delivered by the police just by calling and reporting a bum!
My tax dollars being handed out wily nily to anyone who calls the cops!
These free government handouts have got to stop!


8~p



That confused the crap out of me too.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 08:28:47 PM  
us.movies1.yimg.com

Kick his ass!

 
Dusty911 2008-02-02 08:33:21 PM  
I went to a technical high school and a bunch of boys were walking down the hallway acting like Robots going BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... and the teach came out and said NO BEEPING!... so they continued... BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP... aye I know you don't care about my lame memories but that was teh funny

 
ChadManMn 2008-02-02 08:33:33 PM  
Bender is cool and all, but sometimes he talks like a farking cat and I want to torch him.

 
TheFredSavages 2008-02-02 08:41:16 PM  
Robocop's Prime Directives:

1. Serve and Protect
2. Protect the Innocent
3. Uphold the Law
4. Get his freak on

 
clod9 2008-02-02 08:41:17 PM  
if robot dancing is wrong, i don't want to be right

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-02-02 08:44:34 PM  
FTFA: • 4:20 a.m. - A caller asked for a welfare check on a person sleeping under several blankets in front of a business on the 100 block of Mill Street. Police admonished the person, who would move on.

• 9:04 a.m. - A caller reported a person sleeping on the deck of the L.O.V.E. Building in Condon Park. Police found the person was not sleeping but was trying to stay warm.


Robot didn't move far did he?

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-02-02 08:48:12 PM  
"• 12:01 p.m. - A man from the 15000 block of Byers Lane reported a fraudulent check was written to him for $2,794.
"

Dearest sirs of good united states:

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Solty Dog 2008-02-02 08:49:25 PM  
At least it wasn't the Macarena. I hear that gets a person shot on sight.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 08:52:47 PM  
If only the police had purchased Old Glory Insurance.

 
FartLips 2008-02-02 08:54:25 PM  
• 9:04 a.m. - A caller reported a person sleeping on the deck of the L.O.V.E. Building in Condon Condom Park. Police found the person was not sleeping but was trying to stay warm.

What a town!

 
nativefloridian 2008-02-02 08:57:18 PM  
Dusty911: I went to a technical high school and a bunch of boys were walking down the hallway acting like Robots going BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... and the teach came out and said NO BEEPING!... so they continued... BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP... aye I know you don't care about my lame memories but that was teh funny

Heh, the guys in my tech ed program would randomly start singing/quote Captain Planet. Don't know if that's better or worse.

/Earth!
//Wind!

 
JoeHeller 2008-02-02 09:06:02 PM  
Outstanding headline, Submitty.

 
chaddsfarkprefect 2008-02-02 09:15:27 PM  
blog.apocalypse.org


So sorry, this

 
Oldiron_79 2008-02-02 09:16:12 PM  
www.celshader.com

In Zoveit Russia Robot finds YOU

 
DigitalCoffee 2008-02-02 09:17:21 PM  
Was it from Sirius Cybernetics and did it have GPP??

/Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

 
VYV 2008-02-02 09:24:00 PM  
Dusty911: going BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP... and the teach came out and said NO BEEPING!... so they continued... BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP...

LOL!

and yeah, Grass Valley is kind of lame and boring now, but, just watch it grow!

 
hamachan 2008-02-02 09:36:40 PM  
どうもありがとうミスタロボト。

 
Dinobot 2008-02-02 09:55:21 PM  
madmann: Kick his ass!

I came here for an eurotrip reference, I was not disappointed

 
OneLetter 2008-02-02 10:02:50 PM  
Oldiron_79: In Zoveit Russia Robot finds YOU

I wanna know who the hell put a Flat Stanley in that picture...

 
rkshep 2008-02-02 10:07:06 PM  
BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP Isn't this a reference to Mr. Krab? Loves me some SpongeBob.

 
Bungalo 2008-02-02 10:09:47 PM  
Didn't read TFA and dont understand any of the commnts because im drunk like shiat right now and like to dance like a ROBOT. And oh yeah, Im a TF'er for the 1st time in 5 yrs of Farking + 1yr lurking because of some mysterious well-doer so I guess its all ok

 
buckler 2008-02-02 10:34:46 PM  
• 9:26 a.m. - A caller from a business on Nevada City Highway reported a man wearing a poncho, blue jeans and carrying a blue bag, possibly in his 50s and traveling with a dog, was on a street corner making gestures to people. Police made contact with the man and determined he was not drunk.

I suppose it would be too much trouble to find out why he was randomly gesturing at passers-by?

 
dave420 2008-02-02 10:37:32 PM  
i've got my dick out. Boop.

/drunk

 
Spartan_Manhandler 2008-02-02 10:40:06 PM  
And it was a really good paper, too.

 
Dead_Pool_82 2008-02-02 10:43:31 PM  
• 12 a.m. - A man from the 12000 block of Nevada City Highway reported his 23-year-old grandson was out of control and possibly under the influence, and a young woman had fled from the residence.


I would freak out too if grampa interupted my booty call.

 
daneurysm 2008-02-02 10:49:31 PM  
mine.icanhascheezburger.com

 
Bungalo 2008-02-02 10:51:20 PM  
dave420: i've got my dick out. Boop.

/drunk


I came here to apologize for my drunken post, but after reading yours I won't.

/i like you
//got nothin
///well, maybe a hangover in the morning

 
GoodHomer 2008-02-02 10:52:29 PM  
Binary solo.

/Yes. Affirmative.

 
CtHouse [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 10:53:10 PM  
what about the robo-boogie?

/obscure?

 
baconwrappedbacon 2008-02-02 11:00:54 PM  
i122.photobucket.com

 
Bronto Saurus 2008-02-02 11:06:50 PM  
Just for the record, Grass Valley and Nevada City are in the state of California, not Nevada. They're near Sacramento, the state capital.

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-02-02 11:35:33 PM  
T.M.S.: bitteroldman:
I'm getting sick of this!
Now a person can get a Welfare Check delivered by the police just by calling and reporting a bum!
My tax dollars being handed out wily nily to anyone who calls the cops!
These free government handouts have got to stop!

That confused the crap out of me too.


If you spelled them cheque and check, you wouldn't have those problems. Just saying.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-02-02 11:36:08 PM  
Bronto Saurus: Just for the record, Grass Valley and Nevada City are in the state of California, not Nevada. They're near Sacramento, the state capital.

And you move 100 miles to the east and just what is different? The hills and the trees? There's a Eureka in Montana and California, and a Moscow, Idaho. The people are the same.

 
tzankoff [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 11:38:41 PM  
BEEP BOOP! Uhhh...can you hold on to this bag?

\obscure?
\\can anybody take a guess?
\\\anyone?
\\\\anyone?

 
Hans Brix 2008-02-02 11:38:50 PM  
Binary solo:
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^C
0000001
^C
0000001
0000001
0000001
0000001

 
bitteroldman 2008-02-02 11:40:19 PM  
Bathia_Mapes: If only the police had purchased Old Glory Insurance.

Thanks for posting that.
I looked all over for it.
Stupid NBC took all the copies off of YouTube.

 
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