Busty Betty Said: "Voting in a Presidential election is just like farking me. You get to choose between 2 ____________."

vaginas!

SHE HAS TWO VAGINAS!?

This would make a fantastic photoshop contest

His Dark Tower books sucked, I stopped reading his stuff after it.

Would prefer to see it become the equivalent of a "Celebrity Death Match."

Watch out for the eeeeviill lamp monster!

M-O-O-N. That spells 2008.

This is key for Obama. It looks up that important "Oh yeah, I read a lot" vote.

There's a Randal Flagg joke in there somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

Why did I read "Stephen King" as "Stephen Hawking"? I should have known a British professor had better things to do than care about the American election...

But didn't Match Game ALWAYS have celebrities?

Darius Harris: Funny headline, subby.

So Stephen King's a liberal activist. Who knew?


Yawn...

I read it as Stephen Colbert at first

woops wrong quote

Bill Frist: vaginas!

SHE HAS TWO VAGINAS!?

i saw a woman on a freaks website with two vaginas. I also saw a guy with 2 penises. apparently they hooked up (no really)

Darius Harris: Funny headline, subby.

So Stephen King's a liberal activist. Who knew?


Yawn...

Could this be the return of Mighty_Hellbent_Afternoon_thomas?

ace in your face: i saw a woman on a freaks website with two vaginas. I also saw a guy with 2 penises. apparently they hooked up (no really)

I heard they fit like a glove -- i boxing glove.

Political scientists? Sociologists? Economists? Nope.. celebrities.

LOL WUT

Phil Moskowitz: Political scientists? Sociologists? Economists? Nope.. celebrities.

Blame the media; if they ran a story entitled "Local Economist Endorses Hillary Clinton", would you even bother reading it?

I care about what Stephen King, Chuck Norris, and Jumpy the Dancing Chimp think about politics about as much as I look to the local Recorder of Deeds for guidance about writing, movie-making, and the history of the Ed Sullivan Show.

Keith! Damnit! I had to donate 5.01 (credit card), and it just doesn't feel quite as magical.

Any relevant bible verses to make me feel better?

Also, got my Mom and Dad onboard--they were both Edwards people.

FIRED UP! READY TO GO!!

CalvinMorallis: Any relevant bible verses to make me feel better?

Gen 5:1In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;

Shaggy_C: CalvinMorallis: Any relevant bible verses to make me feel better?

Gen 5:1In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;

Wow. Even better.

/silently reflects.

The DJ spun Alan Jackson's new single, 'Small Town Southern Man,' and when it was over he said it belonged to a new musical genre: Huckabilly

Threw up a little.

/Remembers Ladder to Heaven

CalvinMorallis: Keith! Damnit! I had to donate 5.01 (credit card), and it just doesn't feel quite as magical.

Any relevant bible verses to make me feel better?

Also, got my Mom and Dad onboard--they were both Edwards people.

FIRED UP! READY TO GO!!

hmmm... here's one with a different spelling of "Barack":
Judges
5:1 Then sang Deborah and Barak the son of Abinoam on that day, saying,


And this one goes with "a touch of the noodely appendage", for that crowd:
Zecharia
5:1 Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll.


And the famous (although this is three verses)
Matthew
5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying, Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom ...

goofoffgoose: img248.imageshack.us

LOL WUT

keithgabryelski: CalvinMorallis: Keith! Damnit! I had to donate 5.01 (credit card), and it just doesn't feel quite as magical.

Any relevant bible verses to make me feel better?

Also, got my Mom and Dad onboard--they were both Edwards people.

FIRED UP! READY TO GO!!

hmmm... here's one with a different spelling of "Barack":
Judges
5:1 Then sang Deborah and Barak the son of Abinoam on that day, saying,


And this one goes with "a touch of the noodely appendage", for that crowd:
Zecharia
5:1 Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll.


And the famous (although this is three verses)
Matthew
5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying, Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom ...

AWESOME!

JerseyTim [TotalFark] Quote 2008-02-02 01:07:39 PM
This is key for Obama. It looks up that important "Oh yeah, I read a lot" vote.


More like the "I read a lot of crappy books" vote.

I don't think a lot of lit snobs are gonna be swayed by farking stephen king

keithgabryelski: CalvinMorallis: Keith! Damnit! I had to donate 5.01 (credit card), and it just doesn't feel quite as magical.

Any relevant bible verses to make me feel better?

Also, got my Mom and Dad onboard--they were both Edwards people.

FIRED UP! READY TO GO!!

hmmm... here's one with a different spelling of "Barack":
Judges
5:1 Then sang Deborah and Barak the son of Abinoam on that day, saying,


And this one goes with "a touch of the noodely appendage", for that crowd:
Zecharia
5:1 Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and behold a flying roll.


And the famous (although this is three verses)
Matthew
5:1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying, Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom ...


Okay, yeah...that last one wins.

Well.. I really really want to vote for Obama.. but I hate Stephen King with a passion. What the fark am I supposed to do now?!

/In my 207th book a couple's attacked by a uhh... a lamp monster!

Say what you want about King (I often do), but he's better than Dan Brown.

Even the snob to end all snobs, Roger Ebert himself, eventually came around to realizing that Stephen King isn't typical dreck:


hahahah

wait... you think Rober Ebert is some kind of snob? Are you joking. His favorite films are your typical award winners and big Dinsey family films. He isn't a snob at all.

Also, he is a movie reviewer, not a lit critic.

King IS better than your typical genre dreck. So what? He is still a very sub-par writer who pumps out far more crap than worthwhile pulp.

Gregory F. Stuart: Even the snob to end all snobs, Roger Ebert himself

He gave a thumbs-up to Speed II: Cruise Control.

That hardly qualifies him for snobdom.

Rev. Skarekroe: Say what you want about King (I often do), but he's better than Dan Brown.

My dookie is better than Dan Brown.

goeniegoegoe: His Dark Tower books sucked, I stopped reading his stuff after it.

Congrats on having poor taste.