JFK was a hot presidential groupie?

Welcome to last year?

SpeshilEdjukashin: Welcome to last year?

That's what I was thinking.
This was all over CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fark last year.

What's next on Fark?
Hamster Dance?

bitteroldman: Hamster Dance?

YES!!! Please!!!

Or Dancing Doggies (new window)

bitteroldman: SpeshilEdjukashin: Welcome to last year?

That's what I was thinking.
This was all over CNN, MSNBC, Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, and Fark last year.

What's next on Fark?
Hamster Dance?

when has fark ever shown current videos?

moothemagiccow: when has fark ever shown current videos?

I dunno.

Would hit it.

I'd hit it, and then vote for Romney.

Whoever pulled me out of her would be made Ambassador to Monaco.

goeniegoegoe: Tyfuslijer. I wanted to post that first.

Smellvin: Tyfuslijer

hahahaha

I don't understand her appeal. She is doing it as an "audition" tape because she wants to break into showbiz. It is cute and creative, but not newsworthy.

Having said that, could we have one of those informal FARK competitions where everyone trys to "one up" the other in saying how much they want to hit it?

For example:

I would swim through lava and raining glass shards just to jerk off on her toes.

IAmAGodWarrior: i would sleep with hillary clinton if it meant i could hit it.

Ouch man I don't think you'd have a penis left after gettin' near Clintons Wangina Hole

/Obama Girl, not Hillary.
/Just wanna be clear about what I'm signing up for.

She has a "Super Tuesday" Obama girl video that is way better than this one... and more timely.

just call her "Ho-bama"

here's are newest one: Link (new window)
Bonus: she "punches" Chuck Norris, using the "BAM!" and "POW" from the 1960's Batman

Here, guys. If you want a new video, watch this one. "Yes We Can." (new window) This one is pretty cool. And it has Scarlett Johansson, so it is automatically worth a watch.

If she can get all hot an bothered by Barack's cottage-cheesy abs, wait till she gets a load of mine!

They're even an accurate color!

Lando Lincoln: Here, guys. If you want a new video, watch this one. "Yes We Can." (new window) This one is pretty cool. And it has Scarlett Johansson, so it is automatically worth a watch.

That is outstanding political advertising.

Wow.

Ron Paul Girl would like to have a word with you . . .

Link (new window)

Lando Lincoln: Here, guys. If you want a new video, watch this one. "Yes We Can." (new window) This one is pretty cool. And it has Scarlett Johansson, so it is automatically worth a watch.

Screw SJ, it has Aisha Tyler in it - not to mention it's a well crafted and positive statement offering hope to a generation of kids being scared into voting.

The saplings planted with Kennedy are finally big enough to offer shelter, perhaps.

this thread has officially been jacked

Skleenar: That is outstanding political advertising.

Wow.

Obama has the cash to put this on during the Superbowl. I think it would go over well.

mortalmorsel: JFK was a hot presidential groupie?

Obama is President?

Lando Lincoln: Obama has the cash to put this on during the Superbowl. I think it would go over well.

I think that would be remembered as the greatest political advertisement of this election. Reach the masses will a simple repetitive message. Which has worked well in the past for the republicans who do know how to use the media well.

I predict this will become known as his "I Have a Can" speech.

Lando Lincoln: Here, guys. If you want a new video, watch this one. "Yes We Can." (new window) This one is pretty cool. And it has Scarlett Johansson, so it is automatically worth a watch.

WOW.. just wow. Please tell me that you have submitted that already to the queue?

Please? If not, I will.

DarkJohnson [TotalFark] Quote 2008-02-02 11:08:50 AM
bitteroldman: Hamster Dance?

YES!!! Please!!!

Or Dancing Doggies

Or Dancing Baby (new window)

Running a-puck: WOW.. just wow. Please tell me that you have submitted that already to the queue?

Please? If not, I will.

Someone already did. I voted to approve it. So we'll see.

I'd let her co-star in my home videos.

This is how women talk about politics eh?

Super Sexy Obama Girl (new window)

mods too down the wrong Obama girl thread :(

fist, angry god.

Wow, that was awful. Sure she's hot, but somebody please put a gag in her mouth.

The "Yes We Can Song" by Black Eyed Peas is far, far better.

Link (new window)

My name is Fluffy: The "Yes We Can Song" by Black Eyed Peas is far, far better.

Link (new window)

This just came out and instead the modmins decide to green this ancient obama girl video. Win.

I recorded this and hosted it on youtube (yes, if you were in TFD last night, that's what that was about), everyone downloaded it and rehosted and somehow I have the least views. Do I suck at the YouTubes?

/don't care about views
//just wonder why i suck

MBA Whore: I don't understand her appeal.

Yeah, me neither. Since when is a gorgeous girl dancing around in a bikini, shorts and underwear while lip-synching suggestive lyrics considered appealing?

Barricaded Gunman said:

Yeah, me neither. Since when is a gorgeous girl dancing around in a bikini, shorts and underwear while lip-synching suggestive lyrics considered appealing?

Since heterosexuality was invented, about twenty brazillian years ago.

My name is Fluffy: Wow, that was awful. Sure she's hot, but somebody please put a gag in her mouth.

The "Yes We Can Song" by Black Eyed Peas is far, far better.

Link (new window)

Wow. I'm proud to be alive at this moment.

Hmm... General Zang, should I have used a more sarcastic font or something?

General Zang: Since heterosexuality was invented, about twenty brazillian 6000 years ago, and then commanded by god as the only correct form of sex.

FTFY

/typing that hurt my brain
//i'm going to go sulk now

Since when is a gorgeous girl dancing around in a bikini, shorts and underwear while lip-synching suggestive lyrics considered appealing?

After a few more views science may have an answer to that question.

Far less annoying than the "Crush on Hillary" guy.

/How many times does 16 go into 61 anyway?
//No math. Just ew.

SoldierBlue 2008-02-02 01:59:53 PM
Super Sexy Obama Girl (new window)


Good Rick-Roll, did NOT see that one coming. You must have set that up just for this thread. That's effort

Lando Lincoln: Obama has the cash to put this on during the Superbowl. I think it would go over well.

I think the day before the Super Bowl is a bit late to be asking for it to play. Besides, I don't think Yanks want politics muddling up their "big game".

/I want the team with blue on their uniform to lose

zippedpinhead: Good Rick-Roll, did NOT see that one coming. You must have set that up just for this thread. That's effort

If it is a Rick Roll, it may hook some because there is a new Obama Girl video out that was greenlight earlier.

This video is best watched with the volume off simply b/c the decibel level of the handclaps will shatter windows.

I'd hit it like a DUI in a roundabout.

Murkanen: I think the day before the Super Bowl is a bit late to be asking for it to play. Besides, I don't think Yanks want politics muddling up their "big game".

No political ads during the Superbowl anyway, FOX said.

sarcastrophe: General Zang: Since heterosexuality was invented, about twenty brazillian 6000 years ago, and then commanded by god as the only correct form of sex.

FTFY

/typing that hurt my brain
//i'm going to go sulk now


Boys on the left, girls on the right. It's all written in the Good Book.