His face is tighter than Buddy Rich's snare drum.

Subby, I just tried singing that and it didn't really work for me. Oh well, better luck next time.

The one on the left looks ready for Madame Tussaud's

OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!1

whatshisname: The one on the left looks ready for Madame Tussaud's

There was a story on CNN one time about Angelina Jolie, and for the picture of her to go along with the story, they used the picture of her wax statue from Madame Tussad's. It was so bizarre, especially because the story had nothing to do with wax statues or Madame Tussad's or anything.

nacker: Subby, I just tried singing that and it didn't really work for me. Oh well, better luck next time.

Out of curiosity nacker which one of you really comes out of that statement looking worse?

/I did it too but I made it work

DonkeyDixon: nacker: Subby, I just tried singing that and it didn't really work for me. Oh well, better luck next time.

Out of curiosity nacker which one of you really comes out of that statement looking worse?

/I did it too but I made it work

I took it as that you're sort of supposed to make it work. If the subby really knew the song there's no way it actually does work.

I think I care too much.

I was scared for a second that this was about Mandy Moore. But it isn't. Carry on.

nacker: Subby, I just tried singing that and it didn't really work for me. Oh well, better luck next time.

Shoulda gone with "At the botox, botox cabana..."

/not subby

Men who look like old lesbians.

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It's all about practice, practice, practice....

The trick is you have to sing, and got botox and a facelift
real fast. You have to rush that part just a little, then I'm sure you will see that it fills in the areas that didn't hold up over time.

Monkey's Knuckle: Men who look like old lesbians.

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That is some funny Shiat, that.

But since you've been gay oh Andy!

I don't get it. Just farking grow old. We all do it...it's no mystery. I'm looking at you too, Burt Reynolds.

♫ And ... I'm ... ready to get bo-toxed again ... ♫

/nuthin'

JFC. Will people ever stop turning themselves into monster masks?

I"m not afraid to say I love the guy.

yea he needs a nose job.

He looks good looking and natural in the old photo (not "hot", but not bad). The new one? Yikes! I don't understand the whole Botox and facelift thing, it rarely makes someone look better.

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Holy crap. I actually had to look up Gastón Acurio just to see. I didn't believe that was a dude. I've seen chicks that look exactly like that at the bar.

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Haven't laughed so hard in days.

/surprised David Cassidy isn't listed

*cough*ghey*cough*

/He's not fooling anybody, never has

So thats what he was doing that weekend in New England.

Was this headline in reference to The Spinto Band?

Jesus christ, he looked fine before. Now he looks like a waxed, airbrushed statue. For being in his 60's he looked FINE. Blech.

Barry as a child:

Oh Andy! You kissed me and stopped me from something!

whatshisname: Barry as a child:

So, he was cute once?

unfarkingbelievable: I"m not afraid to say I love the guy.

How's that rollerblading thing going?

He does not look like a man half his age. He looks like a ventriloquist's dummy. There's a big difference.

Also, this isn't a new development. He's been a surgically created freakbeast for decades.