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(Daily Mail) Dumbass Lily Allen is not smiling as she is dumped by her boyfriend two weeks after her miscarriage. Dumbass tag is for the boyfriend   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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NancyGracesTesticles 2008-02-01 10:06:04 PM  
My GF has been lusting after her forever.

 
unnaturalcravings 2008-02-01 10:49:48 PM  
My wife and I will comfort her. My wife doesn't swing that way except for cute raven haired ladies.

 
supichoo [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 10:50:56 PM  
it must've been the cankles.

i bet she writes some great lyrics for her next album.

 
yeahthatsright 2008-02-01 11:51:24 PM  
Who?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 12:17:36 AM  
i don't know if i'd call him a dumbass. A miscarriage would put a lot of strain on even a healthy relationship. Not every couple can su rvive that sort of thing.

 
Constance Velocity 2008-02-02 01:39:04 AM  
If their relationship can't withstand this, it wouldn't have withstood raising a child. Dumbass tag is for both of them for trying to go through with a pregnancy. Sorry it hurts for them, but they should never have gotten preggers in the first place.

 
superbovine [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 02:12:19 AM  
I read that as Lily Tomlin. Kinda grossed me out a little.

 
theurge14 2008-02-02 07:14:51 AM  
I just recently saw a friend of a friend divorce his wife one week after a miscarriage. I'm a guy and I've never been married so I just don't understand how this happens and why guys dump their wives like this. Is it one of those things where they were just looking for the perfect opportunity to finally get rid of her, make it look like it was her fault when he was thinking about it for a year or two?

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 08:05:55 AM  
The Sun reported that Lily, 22, is devastated by his decision, after even a £3,000-per-night holiday in the Maldives could not make their relationship work.

Speaking for myself, if it takes a $6,000-per-night holiday to make it work I'm not interested.

 
foil helmet guy 2008-02-02 10:20:28 AM  
The real story here. Middle aged man tired of farking 22 year old.

 
AaaPha 2008-02-02 10:30:32 AM  
foil helmet guy: Middle aged man tired of farking 22 year old.

Yup. He's a dumbass.

 
Psylence 2008-02-02 10:39:40 AM  
Any guy who would do that is a shiatheel. Overcoming a tragedy should bring people closer together.

Unless you happen to be some kind of sociopath, of course.

 
Kuta 2008-02-02 11:00:11 AM  
Sex is all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.

/ya rly

 
jgbrowning 2008-02-02 11:28:12 AM  
Was it his child that died as well?

 
marius2 2008-02-02 11:28:29 AM  
I tried to submit this with a better headline

/failed
//Has a strange liking for Lily Allen
///Only downloaded album so has some dignity left
////Lies to self a lot

 
Zombie Eater 2008-02-02 12:55:38 PM  
theurge14: I just recently saw a friend of a friend divorce his wife one week after a miscarriage. I'm a guy and I've never been married so I just don't understand how this happens and why guys dump their wives like this. Is it one of those things where they were just looking for the perfect opportunity to finally get rid of her, make it look like it was her fault when he was thinking about it for a year or two?

Could they have been on the rocks and they were trying to baby up in an effort to stay together? I've seen that a lot.

 
Alphax 2008-02-02 12:57:39 PM  
Who?

/I RTFA, it doesn't really help much

 
WizardofToast 2008-02-02 01:27:07 PM  
You know who else left their girlfriend around the time she had a miscarriage?

www.iwatchstuff.com

It's true. Both of them are asshats.

/first attempt at a somewhat Godwin
//Sending condolences to Lily
///Don't know the exact date Kidmann lost the kid, but it was around of time of their divorce
////slash-o-rama

 
theurge14 2008-02-02 02:01:12 PM  
Zombie Eater: theurge14: I just recently saw a friend of a friend divorce his wife one week after a miscarriage. I'm a guy and I've never been married so I just don't understand how this happens and why guys dump their wives like this. Is it one of those things where they were just looking for the perfect opportunity to finally get rid of her, make it look like it was her fault when he was thinking about it for a year or two?

Could they have been on the rocks and they were trying to baby up in an effort to stay together? I've seen that a lot.


Yep.

 
Ravynia 2008-02-02 02:29:54 PM  
Poor Lily... I can't imagine how awful it must be to lose your baby and your man.

 
RoyBatty 2008-02-02 02:38:09 PM  
She didn't lose a man. She lost a douchebag.

 
Baron Krelve 2008-02-02 02:56:46 PM  
No one is asking the right question: was she being a jerk?

 
MeanJean 2008-02-02 03:20:01 PM  
Constance Velocity
If their relationship can't withstand this, it wouldn't have withstood raising a child. Dumbass tag is for both of them for trying to go through with a pregnancy. Sorry it hurts for them, but they should never have gotten preggers in the first place.

I'm glad I wasn't the only thinking that...

 
Troy McClure 2008-02-02 04:50:08 PM  
Baron Krelve: No one is asking the right question: was she being a jerk?

No, it has to be his fault.

I also witnessed a miscarraige cause a divorce. The wife went freaking nuts and started blaming the guy for it all. So after a few weeks of her raving lunacy, he left.

 
RockIsDead 2008-02-02 04:57:11 PM  
Who?
Who?

 
ElRonHubbardsBalls 2008-02-02 05:14:42 PM  
If the girl is hot, it is always the guys' fault. If the girl is fat, she should be put into a rocket and shot into the sun.

It's the FARK way.

 
generaltimmy 2008-02-02 05:19:27 PM  
perhaps he was only staying around for the baby

 
Kenthehillwilliam 2008-02-02 05:57:59 PM  
Zombie Eater: Could they have been on the rocks and they were trying to baby up in an effort to stay together? I've seen that a lot.

i never understood that logic.

hey our relationship is in the crapper what can we do to make things better..oh wait lets make a life and be responsible for it. if it doesn't work out we can always take it back if we keep the the receipt

 
theurge14 2008-02-02 06:38:00 PM  
Kenthehillwilliam: Zombie Eater: Could they have been on the rocks and they were trying to baby up in an effort to stay together? I've seen that a lot.

i never understood that logic.

hey our relationship is in the crapper what can we do to make things better..oh wait lets make a life and be responsible for it. if it doesn't work out we can always take it back if we keep the the receipt


Because for some reason grownups think it's ok to stick to a failed, hateful marriage for 20 years because it will benefit the kids. You know, instead of going their separate ways and finding real happiness and letting the kids grow up in that.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-02-02 07:00:08 PM  
Submitter: Dumbass tag is for the boyfriend



she couldn't bear children. I see no problem in him leaving.


/kidding, though I imagine Lily Allen wouldn't be pretty hard to put up with.

 
Lexx 2008-02-02 08:53:05 PM  
Please don't jump to conclusions and dump on either of them. Losing a baby can have unimaginable emotional impact on both would-be parents. It's a common trigger of suicidal depression.

Who knows what went on between the two of them.

 
suicide 2008-02-02 08:58:34 PM  
Lexx: Please don't jump to conclusions and dump on either of them. Losing a baby can have unimaginable emotional impact on both would-be parents. It's a common trigger of suicidal depression.

Who knows what went on between the two of them.


looks like someone didn't get the memo that celebrity news only exists to make worthless do-nothing shiatbags feel better about themselves. how do you live with yourself, bringing rationality to the table?

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-02-02 09:32:27 PM  
WizardofToast: You know who else left their girlfriend around the time she had a miscarriage?

Von Stauffenberg?

 
Constance Velocity 2008-02-02 09:51:56 PM  
Kenthehillwilliam: Zombie Eater: Could they have been on the rocks and they were trying to baby up in an effort to stay together? I've seen that a lot.

i never understood that logic.

hey our relationship is in the crapper what can we do to make things better..oh wait lets make a life and be responsible for it. if it doesn't work out we can always take it back if we keep the the receipt


Ya, it's stupid. I've seen it happen A LOT. At least one couple I know got a dog first and THAT was the catalyst for their final breakup.

 
Baumer 2008-02-02 10:09:33 PM  
ElRonHubbardsBalls: If the girl is hot, it is always the guys' fault. If the girl is fat, she should be put into a rocket and shot into the sun.

It's the FARK way.


So which is this situation? I don't think she's hot, but she's not fat.

/the answer is always "C"
//needs more options

 
siva 2008-02-02 10:33:33 PM  
Anyone else excited that Lily Allen is back on the market and probably vulnerable and needy too? My time has come.

/no chance.

 
slipperyrockdawg 2008-02-03 01:13:23 AM  
siva: Anyone else excited that Lily Allen is back on the market and probably vulnerable and needy too? My time has come.
/no chance.


I like the cut of your jib.

 
Gilligan_Buddy 2008-02-03 04:51:46 AM  
slipperyrockdawg: siva: Anyone else excited that Lily Allen is back on the market and probably vulnerable and needy too? My time has come.
/no chance.

I like the cut of your jib.


I cut my jib last month and had to get 4 stitches.

 
MusicMakeMyHeadPound 2008-02-03 02:18:46 PM  
Wait a minute, she actually has a little brother named Alfie?

Wow. Sucks to be him.

/liked that song though

 
superluminal girl 2008-02-03 05:25:53 PM  
WizardofToast: Don't know the exact date Kidmann lost the kid, but it was around of time of their divorce

They kept the placenta so they could do paternity tests on it.

Troy McClure: I also witnessed a miscarraige cause a divorce. The wife went freaking nuts and started blaming the guy for it all. So after a few weeks of her raving lunacy, he left.

Wow, through sickness and health and all that. If I had a severe mental illness, I'd hope my husband would at least try to get me some help before he left

/I'm lucky, he puts up with my mental illnesses all the time :)

 
EdNortonsTwin 2008-02-04 06:13:24 PM  
Baron Krelve: No one is asking the right question: was she being a jerk?

No one cares of course. The man is somehow obligated to put up with an emotional wreck indefinetly.

So, what exactly is the alloted time allowed to not be a douche/dumbass?

Two months, Six, a year? Only when given permission?

 
Smoof 2008-02-05 05:43:41 PM  
Lexx: Please don't jump to conclusions and dump on either of them. Losing a baby can have unimaginable emotional impact on both would-be parents. It's a common trigger of suicidal depression.

image.idlethreat.com

In other news, Lily Allen is single and I just started a new relationship. shiat.

 
obeymatt 2008-02-05 09:59:44 PM  
She had an abortion.

 
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