More celebrities need to get this message.

Of course, OTOH, as much as conservatives flip at the leftist hollywood crowd and say they don't know anything about politics, the second one of those Hollywood people says he is a republican they jizz their pants and elect him to office.

Maybe I should have submitted this as SHOWBIZ instead of politics...

More importantly, can Chuck Norris punch himself in the face hard enough to hurt himself?

So seriously, does everyone have a tough-guy endorser yet:

Obama: Hulk Hogan
Huckabee: Chuck Norris
Giuliania: John Voight
McCain: Around Schwarzenegger

Romeny: ?
Clinton: ?

Um... knowing what I know about Mr Norris, wouldn't punching himself in the face create a black hole or something?

Bill Frist: Clinton: ? Rosie O'Donnall maybe.

Gavino: More importantly, can Chuck Norris punch himself in the face hard enough to hurt himself?

definitely, but he'd recover in time to counter-strike himself with a barrage of pain in retaliation, and come out victorious and awesome-looking!

Bill Frist: So seriously, does everyone have a tough-guy endorser yet:

Obama: Hulk Hogan
Huckabee: Chuck Norris
Giuliania: John Voight
McCain: Around Schwarzenegger

Romeny: ?
Clinton: ?

For Clinton, the toughest I saw was....Michael Douglas???
For Romney, ummmmmm.... Ricky Schroeder?

I think Rosie is tougher than Michael Douglas.

+1 points for both of them. +1

Hillary Clinton's leather-faced robo-smile is all the tough guy she needs. She can kill by telekinesis.

Chuck Norris doesn't punch himself in the face. His fist bumps him.

How about:

His fists french kiss his chin

Bill Frist: How about:

His fists french kiss his chin

That's too aggressive. Chuck Norris feels no kiss from pain. He doesn't feel pain, but he's aware that something has touched him.

I seriusly think Norris helped kill Hucakbee's campaign. He turned it into a joke (albeit somewhat popular joke for a few weeks)

So George won't endorse anyone because of his celebrity status but doesn't have a problem whoring himself out to the UN? Okaaay......

He did endorse Obama, just didn't want to campaign.

Yeah, that's what I meant to type but the beer was saying otherwise....

/campaign for....

Chuck Norris is another casualty of the campaign. Never again will the Conan lever be cool! Never!

Bill Frist: I seriusly think Norris helped kill Hucakbee's campaign. He turned it into a joke (albeit somewhat popular joke for a few weeks)

Not that Huckabee needed much help. Nobody seriously considers the funny candidate.

Gavino: More importantly, can Chuck Norris punch himself in the face hard enough to hurt himself?

I think that falls into the whole irresistible force vs. an immovable object paradox.

Jon Stewart created Huckabee

Bill Frist: I think Rosie is tougher than Michael Douglas.

But you can slow cook here and she will be extra tender.

mmmmm.... rosie

Bill Frist: So seriously, does everyone have a tough-guy endorser yet:

Obama: Hulk Hogan
Huckabee: Chuck Norris
Giuliania: John Voight
McCain: Around Schwarzenegger

Romeny: ?
Clinton: ?

Clinton has the coveted Black Elvis endorsement

Clinton has the coveted Black Elvis endorsement

The real black elvis is Kool Kieth and no way has he endorsed clinton.

DrMcNinja: Bill Frist: So seriously, does everyone have a tough-guy endorser yet:


Clooney gives Obama the square-jaw endorsement.
but, the question is: Who will get the coveted butt-chin endorsement?

you can't beat the Obama Girl endorsement, but you can fap it.

Speaking of celebrity endorsements...

Black Eyed Peas release a song in tribute of Obama. Can't find full video yet and it's not on youtube but ABC has a few minutes of the music video up.

Bill Frist 2008-02-01 09:02:40 PM More celebrities need to get this message. Of course, OTOH, as much as conservatives flip at the leftist hollywood crowd and say they don't know anything about politics, the second one of those Hollywood people says he is a republican they jizz their pants and elect him to office.
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That is some weird-ass attempt at trolling but I seriously have not a friggin clue what you just said.

BillFrist

Clinton: ?

Clinton is her own tough guy.

That is some weird-ass attempt at trolling but I seriously have not a friggin clue what you just said.


It wasn't trolling at all.

My point was that the right wing frequently criticizes celebrities for talking about politics.

However, they right wing seems to have no problem electing people from hollywood (Reagan, Schwarzenegger... the aborted fred thompson campaign, etc. )

Bill Frist: So seriously, does everyone have a tough-guy endorser yet:

Obama: Hulk Hogan
Huckabee: Chuck Norris
Giuliania: John Voight
McCain: Around Schwarzenegger

Romeny: ?
Clinton: ?

Don't forget, Ron Paul has a tough-guy endorsement too. Glen Jacobs -aka- Kane of the WWE.



\\Not a Paulista
\\\Not even American
\\\\Canadian actually
\\More than happy to give you Stephen Harper

jake3988: Bill Frist 2008-02-01 09:02:40 PM More celebrities need to get this message. Of course, OTOH, as much as conservatives flip at the leftist hollywood crowd and say they don't know anything about politics, the second one of those Hollywood people says he is a republican they jizz their pants and elect him to office.
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That is some weird-ass attempt at trolling but I seriously have not a friggin clue what you just said.

OTOH - On the other hand.

Recoil Therapy: So George won't endorse anyone because of his celebrity status but doesn't have a problem whoring himself out to the UN? Okaaay......

RTFA

benlonghair: Um... knowing what I know about Mr Norris, wouldn't punching himself in the face create a black hole or something?


Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

/08bama!
//David Carradine could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

There is no better candidate, period.

I still want to see Dwayne Johnson endorse him and say "Do You Smell What Barack is Cookin'?" because I'm that big of a nerd.

/voting Obama on Super Tuesday in CA along with about a dozen others I've managed to swing away from Hillary and probably McCain

I have to vote for Obama. C'mon, other states who matter in the primary elections that aren't Indiana - who doesn't matter for elections or much of anything else.

Because George Clooney is less credible than some slavering, foaming at the mouth, anonymous posters on Fark I am voting Republ...wait, that is wrong.

in 00 and 04, celebrities really did turn me off. But now, as I think about it and have actually gone out and gotten some experience in the field and lifestyle that is movie magic, I realize that celebrity endorsement is the complete opposite of what most people view it as.

Who knows how much any celebrity (that's you, Wil) does or do not know about politics? fark if I know. Celebs are people, too. But, they do essentially risk their careers. Just look at Tom Cruise's popularity ranking nowadays. He might be a nut, but he stuck up for what he believes at the risk of his career and that is a pretty respectable act if you ask me. A year ago, I detested the Sean Penns of the world, but now... hey, I might disagree and I think it would be fun to do a sit-down beer-drinking politics-discussing session for 9 hours straight only to play the ridicule game, but I'd respect their willingness to stand up for what they believe in.

Clooney is apparently doing what he thinks is best for the country in the long run. I might disagree with him on Obama, but I'll drink to that. Bravo, good man. I just wish he was here drinkin with me so that at the end of the day, I could have a few laughs and we could at least agree that it's cool to share views and opinions, at least amongst ourselves.

George Clooney is one of the smartest men in Hollywood. Seriously. Bear in mind that George Clooney Sr. is himself a politician and a respected figure. Bear in mind also that George Clooney Jr. has spent most of his life and fortune helping people.

He's not an empty head at all.

Bill Frist: The real black elvis is Kool Kieth and no way has he endorsed clinton.


wow. giant +1 for the KK reference.

profanecleric://David Carradine could kick Chuck Norris' ass.


So he's still stealing roles from Bruce Lee?

Anarchangel:

/voting Obama on Super Tuesday in CA along with about a dozen others I've managed to swing away from Hillary and probably McCain

I'm losing track of all of these states, does California have an open primary?

devioustrevor: profanecleric://David Carradine could kick Chuck Norris' ass.


So he's still stealing roles from Bruce Lee?

I'm pretty sure Zombie Bruce Lee would kick both of their asses.


/Touché by the way.

rynthetyn: Anarchangel:

/voting Obama on Super Tuesday in CA along with about a dozen others I've managed to swing away from Hillary and probably McCain

I'm losing track of all of these states, does California have an open primary?

I heard that it is. Somebody merely needs to say "I'm voting for a Democratic candidate" or "I'm voting for a Republican candidate" to get the required ballot.

Okay, apparently I'm hearing it's semi-closed. I take back what I said.

Bill Frist: More celebrities need to get this message.

Of course, OTOH, as much as conservatives flip at the leftist hollywood crowd and say they don't know anything about politics, the second one of those Hollywood people says he is a republican they jizz their pants and elect him to office.

If you're referring to Schwarzenegger, then you Fail, again.

The remaining 5 notable conservatives in Hollywood haven't been elected to anything.

Who do you pay to get these links greenlit?

devioustrevor: Bill Frist: So seriously, does everyone have a tough-guy endorser yet:

Obama: Hulk Hogan
Huckabee: Chuck Norris
Giuliania: John Voight
McCain: Around Schwarzenegger

Romeny: ?
Clinton: ?

Don't forget, Ron Paul has a tough-guy endorsement too. Glen Jacobs -aka- Kane of the WWE.



\\Not a Paulista
\\\Not even American
\\\\Canadian actually
\\More than happy to give you Stephen Harper

Then how about looking at the pro wrestling endorsements

Huckabee: Ric Flair
Paul: Kane
Obama: Hulk Hogan

rynthetyn: I'm losing track of all of these states, does California have an open primary?

The Democratic one is. The GOP one isn't. Basically, Independent and Decline to State voters can vote for a Dem, one of the third party guys (only one of the third parties is open IIRC. American Independent or something) or no one. GOPers can't vote for a Dem.

It's OK if they're a Republican. If it's a Democrat, supporting them just means your part of the liberal media.

What a paradox: if Chuck Norris punches his face, does the face or the fist get hurt?