If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(The Sun) Spiffy If you're wondering why the drink service on your last flight to London was so bad, it might be because the stewardesses were all busy stripping in the cockpit and getting groped by the captain (w/video goodness - not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 15
More: Spiffy  

15 Comments   (+0 »)


Archived thread
 
RoguePixie [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 02:44:54 AM  
I never get on the fun flights.

:(

 
vincentpriceisdead 2008-02-01 02:50:47 AM  
I almost always fly first class, and the last flight I took the attendants disappeared into the cockpit for a really long time... I hope what really happened meets my imagination.

Of course, the benefit of first class is free booze so usually my imagination gets to go crazy (and the guy sitting next to me is never cute or young enough.. boo.)

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 03:00:04 AM  
It's a BangAirbus.

 
Mordis 2008-02-01 04:19:59 AM  
vincentpriceisdead: I almost always fly first class, and the last flight I took the attendants disappeared into the cockpit for a really long time... I hope what really happened meets my imagination.

Of course, the benefit of first class is free booze so usually my imagination gets to go crazy (and the guy sitting next to me is never cute or young enough.. boo.)


Fly economy on a European carrier. Drinks are free for all. Plus, the cute young guys travel on the cheap.

 
vincentpriceisdead 2008-02-01 05:08:45 AM  
Mordis: Fly economy on a European carrier. Drinks are free for all.

This is a thing that happens? Oh, I am so there.

 
ElPresidente [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 05:20:28 AM  
If she gets rid of the gum and has a bath, I'd put my joystick into that cockpit.

 
Bob Down 2008-02-01 05:22:09 AM  
Vive La France

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 06:01:12 AM  
My sister used to be a flight attendant, and she said that this sort of thing happens more often than you might think.

I've often wondered if one of her kids (that looks completely different from the others) wasn't conceived at 36,000 feet ;)

 
flumpth 2008-02-01 06:39:49 AM  
damn, where were these stewardesses when i was a kid?!?!!

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 06:46:47 AM  
flumpth: damn, where were these stewardesses when i was a kid?!?!!

I'm guessing you never flew first class back in the 70's. Why do you think there's a curtain between them and the rest of the plane? It ain't because they're showing better movies, man ;)

 
flumpth 2008-02-01 06:49:24 AM  
FTFA: "The girl, in her 20s and wearing a wedding ring"

wow. mass humiliation for the husband. what a farking whore.

 
flumpth 2008-02-01 06:53:56 AM  
RoguePixie: I never get on the fun flights.

:(


www.b3tards.com

love this pic :D

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 09:39:23 AM  
every time i read anything form the sun, i feel dumber. trolley dolly? really? didja have to go there?

 
dstanley 2008-02-01 10:30:13 AM  
FlashHarry: trolley dolly?

Speaking of...I'd like to hear her take.

 
aecarol [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 03:33:48 PM  
Not a bookmark

 
Displayed 15 of 15 comments


[Continue Farking]