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(The Sun) Strange Lenny Kravitz has given up sex for three years because celebrity women are too easy   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 23
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baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 07:16:55 PM  
Three years? Amature. Yes it's been a while.

 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 07:22:27 PM  
"American woman, get away from meeeeee"

 
unclefun [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 07:22:28 PM  
egads, wish I had his problems

 
coma 2008-01-31 07:22:34 PM  
I heard Lenny Kravitz is too lazy to swindle people...

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 07:22:43 PM  
Too bad he isn't giving up music.

 
Coolhaus [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 07:24:40 PM  
There is no way this ploy could ever get him laid more, nope, no sir.

 
FarkinHostile 2008-01-31 07:26:08 PM  
Eh, going celebate for a short time is liberating and spiritually cleansing. I did it for two months once, while hooked up with one of my dream lays.

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 07:26:28 PM  
Awe, he's so sensitive.

//great ploy. That's what I tell chicks too when I have to explain why it's been a year since I've bed some slut.

 
redoctober65 [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 08:23:29 PM  
I don't think he's doing that right

 
mryoop789 [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 08:29:22 PM  
JerseyTim: Too bad he isn't giving up music.

Too true. His mega hotness makes up for the crappy music, though.

 
beve [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 08:40:21 PM  
I did a similar thing once for the opposite reason.

 
d23 2008-01-31 09:08:33 PM  
baka-san: Three years? Amature. Yes it's been a while.

I'm three times the man he is, apparently...

or three times the nerd, not sure witch..

 
NancyGracesTesticles 2008-01-31 10:14:21 PM  
I've aways wondered if black-jews have really large penises and tiny, tiny balls.

 
Knucklepopper 2008-01-31 11:07:52 PM  
baka-san: Three years? Amature. Yes it's been a while.

Thread over.

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 11:15:11 PM  
Oh, Abner...! Our son hasn't been conjugal with a woman in THREE YEARS!

 
the_colors 2008-02-01 12:39:41 AM  
In slightly more interesting non-news, his daughter's cute.

i5.photobucket.com

 
Br34ch 2008-02-01 12:49:44 AM  
Am I the only who thinks a bit too much like O.J. Simpson?

 
Broken Logic [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 07:41:26 AM  
Br34ch: Am I the only who thinks a bit too much like O.J. Simpson?

If you wanna kill your wife and her friend, you may wanna keep it to yourself. Just a thought.

 
Olympus Mons 2008-02-01 08:10:43 AM  
Kind of unfair to accuse women of this. I'm sure he and all too many guys would be too easy at the drop of a pin.

Still the art of romance is an art all too many don;t aspire for anymore... men and women.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-02-01 10:07:15 AM  
is version of American WOman is kind of lame,
expand your mind with this

Link (new window)

 
puckhead 2008-02-01 12:41:46 PM  
coma: I heard Lenny Kravitz is too lazy to swindle people...

oooooooh. that was worth a groan and a chuckle.

 
boothboy007 2008-02-01 03:35:37 PM  
Rivers Cuomo wannabe?

 
tboneonthegrill 2008-02-01 06:44:56 PM  
b.s.

 
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