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(ABC News) Asinine ABC speculates on what a Frankenstein president might be like. Slow news day   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 15
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kingMountain [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 02:40:25 PM  
lemme guess: neck bolts, hates fire, furry vest. am i close?

 
steelpeg [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 04:50:11 PM  
Slow news day??
This is the normal spittle that ABC comes up with...every day.

/This is front page news for ABC.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 04:58:27 PM  
We'd be saying goodbye to the fireside chat, that's for sure.

 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 05:17:21 PM  
i don't think Al Gore or Bob Dole really have a chance anymore, so why should we even speculate

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 05:41:39 PM  
To hell with Frankenstein, he's too weak to lead our country during The War On Citizens™.

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Zombie Reagan FTW!

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 06:08:34 PM  
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Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 06:16:23 PM  
I would object to using W as an example of decisiveness. It's generally a good thing to be considered decisive, but you also have to have the wisdom to know when to fall back and regroup. Bush's "Act Like You Know What You're Doing and No One Will Bother You and For God's Sake Never Ever Admit Defeat" is fine if you're leading the pledges on a panty raid, but it isn't the kind of leadership you want in a President. Decisiveness without humility is just stubbornness and it leads to more failures than victories.

 
mylonitic 2008-01-31 06:20:02 PM  
I think his platform would consist mostly of "Bread good, Fire bad."

 
Theaetetus 2008-01-31 06:33:34 PM  
Mentat: I would object to using W as an example of decisiveness. It's generally a good thing to be considered decisive, but you also have to have the wisdom to know when to fall back and regroup. Decisiveness without humility is just stubbornness and it leads to more failures than victories.

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Hey, you don't want to change horses midstream.

 
Steaming Cup of SARS 2008-01-31 06:57:04 PM  
Frankenstein?

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Donald_McRonald 2008-01-31 07:39:20 PM  
President Frankenstein?
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madmann [TotalFark] 2008-01-31 07:45:00 PM  
Donald_McRonald: President Frankenstein?

Awesome catch. A+++++, timely shipping, would read again, penisgargle.

 
deeproy 2008-01-31 07:48:13 PM  
Donald_McRonald

FTW!

 
quatchi 2008-02-01 12:32:25 AM  
Death Race 2000 ruled! Why Stallone never won an Oscar fer that I'll never know. Hospital scene rawked!

On Topic? President Frankenstein? The question was bound to come up after 8 years of Zombie Reagan and the last seven years of Count Bushula.

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xsarien 2008-02-02 01:05:32 AM  
Well, I'd imagine both he and W would have the same reaction to fire...

 
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