I'll go with AWESOME!!!

Yes please!

I cannot tell if either judgment can be made.

Personal, physical inspection is needed.

Maybe LOTS of personal physical inspection. Several years' worth.

I do believe I am in love.

Perfect... farking perfect!

Emo!

A bit plush, but no stretch marks or obvious cellulite. Those bazoombas look uncomfortable running free-range, her hips are odd, and she's got the redhead pale. On the whole, quite cute, but I'm not thinking she'll age well.

Nasty. WTF?

There's no way I would ever bookmark this for later...

Naturally perfect.

Nice.. but not big enough!

Look mighty fine to me! To paraphrase The Todd, I could certainly go motorboating on those...

/but by the breasts of Aphrodite, those mammaries to the right in the "chosen ones" section...well, they seem a little overwhelming.
//do gals suffer from Breast Envy like guys and penis envy?
///Actually they look like would hurt at high speeds...

Yes, I would say her jeans are definitely a bit too big , at least in the length. She could trip and hurt herself.

She could hurt me and make me like it.

I believe I could crawl up in that and wallow for a while.

OK, I'm not a fan of the big boobs, but those are acceptable, and she's lovely!