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(USA Today) Interesting Wal-Mart to sell 140 Hannah Montana products, including Hannah Montana clothing, Hannah Montana bung droppers, Hannah Montana core routers, and Hannah Montana multimode optical fibers   (usatoday.com) divider line 42
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2wolves 2008-01-30 01:57:41 PM  
No Hannah Montana Vibrating Banana?

 
ceremony_1968 [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 02:47:03 PM  
What? No Hannah Montana Male Genital Desensitizer?

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 03:34:13 PM  
No Hannah Montana Chastity Belt?

 
cambie [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 03:48:30 PM  
ceremony_1968: What? No Hannah Montana Male Genital Desensitizer?

Is that like those condoms that are supposed to make you last longer?

I like the vibrating banana idea. Market it!

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 04:02:39 PM  
The Hanna Montana Used Thong™ is for the Japanese market only I see.

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 04:11:27 PM  
I'm sure their line of Hannah Montana Maternity Wear will be a smash with all the pregnant teens.

 
Dreamer254 2008-01-30 04:54:00 PM  
Some of their Vision Centers carry Hannah Montana frames for glasses.

 
kieran57 2008-01-30 04:54:24 PM  
Hannah Montana the FLAMETHROWER!

The kids love this one.

 
Brawndo 2008-01-30 04:58:24 PM  
What, no Hannah Montana core router covers? What kind of world are we living in?

 
offacue 2008-01-30 05:06:00 PM  
Hannah Montana pajama remover

 
CravenMorehead 2008-01-30 05:08:44 PM  
No Hannah Montana fe fi fo fanna?

 
shubai33 [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 05:10:40 PM  
Hannah Montana the Real Doll(tm)?

/uh... I'll just go ahead a take a seat over there

 
KnightsCross 2008-01-30 05:16:00 PM  
shubai33: Hannah Montana the Real Doll(tm)?

/uh... I'll just go ahead a take a seat over there


hahaha

 
TheNewJesus 2008-01-30 05:16:35 PM  
How about the Hannah Montana lead testing kit? To test the other 139 offerings?

Sweatshop approved!

 
artman 2008-01-30 05:18:46 PM  
Hannah Montana? Jesus, I read that as Tony Montana...

"Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, farking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this farkin' shiat, looking like these rich farking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a farkin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fark me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a farkin' little baby with her!"

/biatch! LESBIAN!

 
mercator_psi [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 05:22:53 PM  
Hannah Montana Dog Moistener™.
Hannah Montana Candlestick Cozy™.
Hannah Montana Catalytic Converter™.
Hannah Montana Cup o' Ramen™.
Hannah Montana Flatulence Amplifier™.
Hannah Montana Embalming Fluid Applicator™.
Hannah Montana Electromagnetic Gravy Boat™.
Hannah Montana Necrotizing Strep™.
Hannah Montana Fun-Size Geothermal Vent™.
Hannah Montana "Whisper-Quiet" Cattle Dispatcher™.

Please contact for licensing opportunities.

 
mylonitic 2008-01-30 05:40:30 PM  
i26.tinypic.com
This Bung dropper intrigues me, tell me more. My people, they have no Bung dropper.

 
sh0kr 11.1 2008-01-30 05:46:02 PM  
dillenger69: The Hanna Montana Used Thong™ is for the Japanese market only I see.

sonofabiatch, i was going to mention used panties...

/sit where? over there? ok...

 
This Charming Man 2008-01-30 06:03:06 PM  
i89.photobucket.com

Approves

i89.photobucket.com

as does he

 
pngwnpwr 2008-01-30 06:06:58 PM  
I was the lucky recipient of a Hannah Montana poster today. It came in the junk mail, and once unfolded contains a plethora of Hannah Montana products with low low prices.

 
BasqueBastard 2008-01-30 06:11:06 PM  
I'm waiting for the Uncle Milton's Hannah Montana Home Cloning Kittm, you just send off a postcard & wait 6 to 8 weeks for the eggs and...



/goes to a seat right over there

 
vonu 2008-01-30 06:17:09 PM  
z.about.com
also approves

 
Meat's dream 2008-01-30 06:37:52 PM  
Why, oh why did I just google "bung dropper"? Did I really think my life would be more complete if I knew what that was? Because now I do, and I'm telling you, it's not. It's just not.

 
offacue 2008-01-30 06:50:55 PM  
Meat's dream: Why, oh why did I just google "bung dropper"? Did I really think my life would be more complete if I knew what that was? Because now I do, and I'm telling you, it's not. It's just not.

Ummmm, this.


/It's got a blade sharpener

 
Robo Beat 2008-01-30 07:58:42 PM  
I've heard that Hannah Montana malt liquor is a good buzz for the price, if you can get past the sickly-sweet bubblegum flavor.

 
Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock 2008-01-30 08:01:27 PM  
I want a Hannah Montana Hannah Montana. I would pay a lot for that.

 
thepostess [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 08:17:52 PM  
Barf!

/that is all.

 
hibouface 2008-01-30 09:17:30 PM  
How about a Hannah Montana colostomy bag, made out of her face.

 
bingo the psych-o 2008-01-30 09:31:30 PM  
Hannah Montana crotchless underoos.

 
MetalGator 2008-01-30 09:46:31 PM  
Anyone else read the headline as "bong dropper" and wonder wtf that is?

 
radiofreewill [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 10:07:35 PM  
Hannah Montana Dilithium Crystals?

 
British 2008-01-30 11:09:07 PM  
Walmart is the king of NASCAR merchandise(hats, shirts, wedding dresses, materinity dresses, maternity wedding dresses), so HM is no diff.

 
face maker 2008-01-31 01:19:51 AM  
I can has lead ?

 
LonMead 2008-01-31 05:27:49 AM  
Warning!!!
gregshead.net

The Federation has hereby placed the object known as "bung-dropper on quarantine.

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

/can't say we didn't warn you
//nope, you can't

 
masiahjo 2008-01-31 08:28:11 AM  
Multimode optical fibers for 850, 1310, and 1550? Oh please be so.

\Attenuators too?

 
MrBrownNow 2008-01-31 08:29:26 AM  
What about the Hannah Montana butt plugs?

 
katerbug72 2008-01-31 09:12:36 AM  
can i get a hannah montana blindfold so i don't have to look at anything related to hannah montana?

 
theuntested 2008-01-31 10:36:30 AM  
Hannah Montana padded, unwire training bra. A product she has used and can personally endorse.

 
Marbles12078 2008-01-31 11:33:55 AM  
CravenMorehead: No Hannah Montana fe fi fo fanna?

coffee everywhere.
new keyboard needed.
well played.

 
Harold Hekuba 2008-01-31 11:50:30 AM  
If celebs were like stocks I would be selling this one short.

 
Kar98 2008-01-31 11:57:32 AM  
Hannah Montana[tm] Personal Lube?

 
DukeSD 2008-01-31 06:45:05 PM  
MERCHANDISING MERCHANDISING!

Hannah Montana the FLAME THROWER!!! The kids love that one...

 
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