No Hannah Montana Vibrating Banana?

What? No Hannah Montana Male Genital Desensitizer?

No Hannah Montana Chastity Belt?

ceremony_1968: What? No Hannah Montana Male Genital Desensitizer?

Is that like those condoms that are supposed to make you last longer?

I like the vibrating banana idea. Market it!

The Hanna Montana Used Thong™ is for the Japanese market only I see.

I'm sure their line of Hannah Montana Maternity Wear will be a smash with all the pregnant teens.

Some of their Vision Centers carry Hannah Montana frames for glasses.

Hannah Montana the FLAMETHROWER!

The kids love this one.

What, no Hannah Montana core router covers? What kind of world are we living in?

Hannah Montana pajama remover

No Hannah Montana fe fi fo fanna?

Hannah Montana the Real Doll^(tm)?

/uh... I'll just go ahead a take a seat over there

shubai33: Hannah Montana the Real Doll(tm)?

/uh... I'll just go ahead a take a seat over there

hahaha

How about the Hannah Montana lead testing kit? To test the other 139 offerings?

Sweatshop approved!

Hannah Montana? Jesus, I read that as Tony Montana...

"Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, farking, sucking? Snorting? Then what? You're 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra. They got hair on them. You got a liver, they got spots on it, and you're eating this farkin' shiat, looking like these rich farking mummies in here... Look at that. A junkie. I got a farkin' junkie for a wife. She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fark me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a farkin' little baby with her!"

/biatch! LESBIAN!

Hannah Montana Dog Moistener™.
Hannah Montana Candlestick Cozy™.
Hannah Montana Catalytic Converter™.
Hannah Montana Cup o' Ramen™.
Hannah Montana Flatulence Amplifier™.
Hannah Montana Embalming Fluid Applicator™.
Hannah Montana Electromagnetic Gravy Boat™.
Hannah Montana Necrotizing Strep™.
Hannah Montana Fun-Size Geothermal Vent™.
Hannah Montana "Whisper-Quiet" Cattle Dispatcher™.

Please contact for licensing opportunities.

This Bung dropper intrigues me, tell me more. My people, they have no Bung dropper.

dillenger69: The Hanna Montana Used Thong™ is for the Japanese market only I see.

sonofabiatch, i was going to mention used panties...

/sit where? over there? ok...

Approves



as does he

I was the lucky recipient of a Hannah Montana poster today. It came in the junk mail, and once unfolded contains a plethora of Hannah Montana products with low low prices.

I'm waiting for the Uncle Milton's Hannah Montana Home Cloning Kit^tm, you just send off a postcard & wait 6 to 8 weeks for the eggs and...



/goes to a seat right over there

also approves

Why, oh why did I just google "bung dropper"? Did I really think my life would be more complete if I knew what that was? Because now I do, and I'm telling you, it's not. It's just not.

Meat's dream: Why, oh why did I just google "bung dropper"? Did I really think my life would be more complete if I knew what that was? Because now I do, and I'm telling you, it's not. It's just not.

Ummmm, this.


/It's got a blade sharpener

I've heard that Hannah Montana malt liquor is a good buzz for the price, if you can get past the sickly-sweet bubblegum flavor.

I want a Hannah Montana Hannah Montana. I would pay a lot for that.

Barf!

/that is all.

How about a Hannah Montana colostomy bag, made out of her face.

Hannah Montana crotchless underoos.

Anyone else read the headline as "bong dropper" and wonder wtf that is?

Hannah Montana Dilithium Crystals?

Walmart is the king of NASCAR merchandise(hats, shirts, wedding dresses, materinity dresses, maternity wedding dresses), so HM is no diff.

I can has lead ?

Warning!!!


The Federation has hereby placed the object known as "bung-dropper on quarantine.

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

/can't say we didn't warn you
//nope, you can't

Multimode optical fibers for 850, 1310, and 1550? Oh please be so.

\Attenuators too?

What about the Hannah Montana butt plugs?

can i get a hannah montana blindfold so i don't have to look at anything related to hannah montana?

Hannah Montana padded, unwire training bra. A product she has used and can personally endorse.

CravenMorehead: No Hannah Montana fe fi fo fanna?

coffee everywhere.
new keyboard needed.
well played.

If celebs were like stocks I would be selling this one short.

Hannah Montana[tm] Personal Lube?

MERCHANDISING MERCHANDISING!

Hannah Montana the FLAME THROWER!!! The kids love that one...