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(Some Guy) Cool If Warrant reunites with singer Jani Lane and there's nobody around to listen, do they make a sound?   (roadrunnerrecords.com) divider line 20
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PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 09:17:36 AM  
Yes, a God-awful, soul-sucking cacophony of Hellspawned ululations.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 10:54:21 AM  
Front and center dude, that's where you'll find me - FRONT AND CENTER!

 
VickInABox 2008-01-30 10:59:14 AM  
Someone needs the money.

 
kellecaster 2008-01-30 11:09:53 AM  
Jani Lane cooks really good chicken wings.

 
Crude 2008-01-30 11:23:08 AM  
My prediction:

They won't make 32 pennies.

/now I feel dirty

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 11:29:31 AM  
I always said the "W" bands ruined music in the 80s....Warrant Whitesnake Winger. Now my kids can feel the pain

 
mediaho 2008-01-30 11:33:15 AM  
I thought he went all batshiat Margot Kidder crazy.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-01-30 12:09:13 PM  
Warrant played at the lingerie bowl a few years ago. Jani Lane is permafried.

 
phartnocker 2008-01-30 12:31:35 PM  
Jani. Seriously. You're looking, as a guy, for a new and cool rock and roll name and you pick... Jani? JANI?

 
labman [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 12:45:06 PM  
Was he the bastard responsible for Cherry Pie?

Off with his head!

 
Travis McGee 2008-01-30 12:58:11 PM  
Warrant? Really? Exactly who on earth has called for this band to get back together?

Just what the world needs now, to hear "Down Boys" and "Cherry Pie" again. Gad.

 
HagarTheHorrible [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 01:37:09 PM  
If I watched a tree fall in the forest, but had Warrant playing in my headphones so I didn't hear the tree, do I really exist?

 
Go Fast Turn Left [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 03:07:48 PM  
Dude. For real? Rock.

 
heavymetal [TotalFark] 2008-01-30 04:17:33 PM  
I like Warrant and it would be cool seeing the original lineup when I go to Rocklahoma this year. I always thought Jani Lane sounded like a little biatch but I guess a divorce and death of his mom is a viable excuse so I'll cut him some slack

At least Warrant played their own instruments and wrote their songs unlike the manufactured "American Idol" type pop stars which dominate the radio today.

 
Endzone108 2008-01-30 07:23:09 PM  
Always liked Warrant, always will. Even though you can see this turning into a huge train wreck (again) I'd drop my hard earned money to see them before someone like Meshuggah (see above thread).

/Uncle Tom's Cabin FTW

 
Pyro Messiah 2008-01-30 10:24:52 PM  
It's too bad, their last album with the Black N' Blue dude on vocals was actually a really good, solid sleaze rock album. With Jani back on board, they'll go back to not releasing anything at all.

There was a time that he was one hell of a songwriter though. A lot of the stuff from Dog Eat Dog forward is really good.

 
mouser_inc 2008-01-30 11:48:42 PM  
Saw them in a small club in Ga many Years ago was a real kick ass show

Pyro Messiah: A lot of the stuff from Dog Eat Dog forward is really good.

This

 
Usurper4 2008-02-01 07:10:45 AM  
Just wanted to say that the last time they were here in Phoenix, they played at Castles-n-Coasters...which is a miniature golf course.
Rock bottom...they've seen it...they've wallowed in it.

 
Chastain86 2008-02-01 09:31:28 PM  
Dear Jeebus in heaven I so loved Warrant.

 
TheRealFarkinator 2008-02-02 06:20:56 PM  
My wife is 7 years younger than me (I'm 32) she had no idea who warrant was just now. I sang a bit of Heaven, the Down Boys. She recognized Cherry Pie though.

Jebus, in high school, before grunge, warrant was IT!

Am I old or do they just suck?

 
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