TTIUWOP

Makes for a good weight loss program.

If he catches you, he can have you.

That's how I always wanted to go out...

Best straight-from-source headline ever. Even better than the Taliban snatch one.

Balchinian 2008-01-28 10:05:51 PM wins this thread and the instantubes.

That's a ripe old age for a crocodile farker.

and the award for the most misleading headline goes to....

Wanted for questioning.

People tell me some lives are worthless, I say God don't make no junk

Best. Headline. Ever.

Totally worth dying that way.

Ahhh, crocodile orgies... reminds me of my youth.

Crikey

Kanawai said crocodiles become agitated when humans venture into their breeding grounds during mating season

Because any other time they're pretty cool with it.

Never smile at a crocodile.
Never stop and try to glimpse his cock a while.
Move your ass; don't delay.
Hit the gas; drive away.
Flee his guile and never smile at Mr. Crocodile!

No teeth! No teeth!

Was he playing Extreme Crocball?



The Perry Bible Fellowship

FTA:Kanawai said crocodiles become agitated when humans venture into their breeding grounds during mating season.

Understandable. I tend to get annoyed when crocodiles venture into my breeding grounds during mating season, as well.

I wonder if they caiman him.

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will

I guess so Coach, just don't hit me on the head with that stick.

Freak Flag Fly: I wonder if they caiman him.

win

If they ever decided to bring back Stanley Kubrick, potential via Jurassic Park-ian methods), somehow I think this would be his next film.

Not relevant except it's funny and says orgy.
/and it's hotlinked, probably FTL.

SamSap: If they ever decided to bring back Stanley Kubrick, (potentially via Jurassic Park-ian methods), somehow I think this would be his next film.


Ignore mistakes.

fawlty: Balchinian 2008-01-28 10:05:51 PM wins this thread and the instantubes.

Seconded.

All in favor?

Freak Flag Fly: I wonder if they caiman him.

nice

The Grinch: Best straight-from-source headline ever. Even better than the Taliban snatch one.

agreed.

"OK, so where's that native woman you wanted me to wrestle?"

I can't believe you people haven't said this:

WHAT A LOAD OF CROC!

/obvious isn't it?

maybe they should have signs similar to this one

I am having a crocodile orgy right now so I am...AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Hey......I get it. I don't want alligators in my bed when I'm trying to get laid. I'm sure alligators don't want humans in theirs when they're trying to get laid. Just common courtesy for gosh sake.

Crocodiles are supposed to be gentle lovers. Blowing bubbles and tails wrapped around each other, chillin' in the water, not violent thrashing like you might expect.

I guess they get ornery when a naked ape gets in the way. "Hey I gave the gal a rotten carcass, I had the Barry White playing, don't fark up my game!"

Dying in a crocodile orgy? That bites.

Please god, let me die in a way that isn't Fark worthy.

Man dies in crocodile orgy

Or as we call it here in Florida, "Monday"

Crocoday?.

All this way down and no Steve Irwin jokes?

Come on!!!!

razordu30

LOL, awesome! Thread over, winner!

Do you know the way to Mordor: All this way down and no Steve Irwin jokes?

Come on!!!!

At this moment, Darwin is dancing to Crocodile Rock.

Just disappointed to hear it wasn't Dr. Brady Barr

Well, if they didn't kill him there, he would have died from gatoraids anyways...

/The next afterschool special...

Next time, don't forget: