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(News.com.au) Weird Man dies in crocodile orgy   (news.com.au) divider line 68
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Starry Heavens 2008-01-28 08:40:22 PM  
TTIUWOP

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 08:58:04 PM  
Makes for a good weight loss program.

If he catches you, he can have you.

 
Balchinian 2008-01-28 10:05:51 PM  
img90.imageshack.us

 
Nobodyn0se 2008-01-28 10:07:17 PM  
That's how I always wanted to go out...

 
The Grinch 2008-01-28 10:07:28 PM  
Best straight-from-source headline ever. Even better than the Taliban snatch one.

 
fawlty 2008-01-28 10:07:38 PM  
Balchinian 2008-01-28 10:05:51 PM wins this thread and the instantubes.

 
KelvinTheClown 2008-01-28 10:07:46 PM  
That's a ripe old age for a crocodile farker.

 
Cyxneo 2008-01-28 10:08:19 PM  
and the award for the most misleading headline goes to....

 
n2k3156 2008-01-28 10:09:00 PM  
img.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.

 
VelcroFez [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 10:09:57 PM  
People tell me some lives are worthless, I say God don't make no junk

 
Nos_Felix 2008-01-28 10:10:18 PM  
Best. Headline. Ever.

Totally worth dying that way.

 
Ebenator 2008-01-28 10:12:47 PM  
Ahhh, crocodile orgies... reminds me of my youth.

 
acanadeanhick 2008-01-28 10:13:15 PM  
Crikey

 
dougfm 2008-01-28 10:14:04 PM  
Kanawai said crocodiles become agitated when humans venture into their breeding grounds during mating season

Because any other time they're pretty cool with it.

 
AllahAckbar 2008-01-28 10:14:55 PM  
Never smile at a crocodile.
Never stop and try to glimpse his cock a while.
Move your ass; don't delay.
Hit the gas; drive away.
Flee his guile and never smile at Mr. Crocodile!

 
trapped-in-CH 2008-01-28 10:18:08 PM  
No teeth! No teeth!

 
Nakito 2008-01-28 10:18:46 PM  
Was he playing Extreme Crocball?

www.pbfcomics.com

The Perry Bible Fellowship

 
Azyraphyle 2008-01-28 10:20:56 PM  
FTA:Kanawai said crocodiles become agitated when humans venture into their breeding grounds during mating season.

Understandable. I tend to get annoyed when crocodiles venture into my breeding grounds during mating season, as well.

 
Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 10:22:42 PM  
I wonder if they caiman him.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-28 10:24:27 PM  
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will

 
LarryWerner 2008-01-28 10:24:57 PM  
I guess so Coach, just don't hit me on the head with that stick.

 
fiegel07 2008-01-28 10:26:54 PM  
Freak Flag Fly: I wonder if they caiman him.

win

 
Commander Wiff 2008-01-28 10:28:51 PM  
billwalsh.googlepages.com

 
SamSap [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 10:38:07 PM  
If they ever decided to bring back Stanley Kubrick, potential via Jurassic Park-ian methods), somehow I think this would be his next film.

 
ultraholland 2008-01-28 10:38:58 PM  
users.med.up.pt

Not relevant except it's funny and says orgy.
/and it's hotlinked, probably FTL.

 
SamSap [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 10:39:56 PM  
SamSap: If they ever decided to bring back Stanley Kubrick, (potentially via Jurassic Park-ian methods), somehow I think this would be his next film.


Ignore mistakes.

 
scraping_fetus_off_the_wheel 2008-01-28 10:42:25 PM  
fawlty: Balchinian 2008-01-28 10:05:51 PM wins this thread and the instantubes.

Seconded.

All in favor?

 
rajuncajun1369 2008-01-28 10:45:14 PM  
Freak Flag Fly: I wonder if they caiman him.

nice

 
thexdigitalxjedi 2008-01-28 10:45:47 PM  
The Grinch: Best straight-from-source headline ever. Even better than the Taliban snatch one.

agreed.

 
Kirby Muxloe 2008-01-28 10:48:01 PM  
"OK, so where's that native woman you wanted me to wrestle?"

 
allegedman 2008-01-28 10:52:49 PM  
I can't believe you people haven't said this:

WHAT A LOAD OF CROC!

/obvious isn't it?

 
rajuncajun1369 2008-01-28 10:58:44 PM  
i261.photobucket.com
maybe they should have signs similar to this one

 
I AM THE GOAT 2008-01-28 10:59:35 PM  
I am having a crocodile orgy right now so I am...AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

 
roguescout 2008-01-28 11:00:01 PM  
i31.tinypic.com

 
BroncoFan_17 2008-01-28 11:02:25 PM  
Hey......I get it. I don't want alligators in my bed when I'm trying to get laid. I'm sure alligators don't want humans in theirs when they're trying to get laid. Just common courtesy for gosh sake.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-01-28 11:07:48 PM  
Crocodiles are supposed to be gentle lovers. Blowing bubbles and tails wrapped around each other, chillin' in the water, not violent thrashing like you might expect.

I guess they get ornery when a naked ape gets in the way. "Hey I gave the gal a rotten carcass, I had the Barry White playing, don't fark up my game!"

 
The Tony Danzas 2008-01-28 11:10:55 PM  
Dying in a crocodile orgy? That bites.

 
Byn [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 11:23:23 PM  
Please god, let me die in a way that isn't Fark worthy.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 11:34:06 PM  
Man dies in crocodile orgy

Or as we call it here in Florida, "Monday"

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 11:46:51 PM  
Crocoday?.

 
razordu30 2008-01-28 11:55:15 PM  
i200.photobucket.com

 
Do you know the way to Mordor 2008-01-29 12:01:25 AM  
All this way down and no Steve Irwin jokes?

Come on!!!!

 
mikeyb_houtex 2008-01-29 12:09:01 AM  
razordu30

LOL, awesome! Thread over, winner!

 
shinji3i 2008-01-29 12:12:04 AM  
Do you know the way to Mordor: All this way down and no Steve Irwin jokes?

Come on!!!!


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Scifientologist 2008-01-29 12:14:56 AM  
At this moment, Darwin is dancing to Crocodile Rock.

 
things I do to my cats... [TotalFark] 2008-01-29 12:33:04 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
iagomonk 2008-01-29 12:34:42 AM  
Just disappointed to hear it wasn't Dr. Brady Barr

img.dailymail.co.uk

 
WolfBakura 2008-01-29 12:46:18 AM  
Well, if they didn't kill him there, he would have died from gatoraids anyways...

/The next afterschool special...

 
milk000 2008-01-29 01:04:18 AM  
www.morethings.com

 
Monkey's Knuckle 2008-01-29 01:25:01 AM  
Next time, don't forget:

i125.photobucket.com

 
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