I got dibs on the pope!

Come on, Pope! You can do it!

Come onnnn, Ayatollah.

Go banana!!

Who's the leader of Scientology?

Plz be tom cruise....

The Church of Cthulhu's leader won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

Good Lord. If the Pope dies I hit the Pick 3!

Fred Phelps if were lucky.

What is this about religious leaders and head?

Please let #3 be Lewis Farrakhan.

This must be the start of the Rapture.

Fred Phelps should be next. Though I'm not sure he qualifies as a 'religious' leader.

ElTaco: Plz be tom cruise....

I had a freaky dream the other night Tom Cruise had died in a random accident, complete with me getting fed up with all the news flashes and then me breaking the remote by hucking it at the TV.

Greece Orthodox Church?

Greeks are confused.

Oh please let it be Phelps.

i submitted this with much more offensive headlines...

truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.

I'm betting on the Dalai Lama.

/If I'm right, I win eternal consciousness
//So I got that going for me, which is nice.

JonnyBGoode: Who's the leader of Scientology?
`Rear Admiral' David Miscavage
aka Dainty Davey of the Backdoor Navy

/nttawwt

SquirrelWithLargeNuts: This must be the start of the Rapture.

Did you hear that 'Meet the Spartans' took top spot at the box office?

JonnyBGoode: Who's the leader of Scientology?

David Miscavige. Lets hope Anon delivers.

GreatPenguin: Oh please let it be Phelps.

And there were celebrations and tribulations through out the lands. The people rejoiced through the consumption of wine, bread, and honey. And it was good.

/if only we're that lucky

Approves

/had to from the Mormon thread

please god take back Phelps and his whole culty-clan

2 for 1?

FunkOut: ElTaco: Plz be tom cruise....

I had a freaky dream the other night Tom Cruise had died in a random accident, complete with me getting fed up with all the news flashes and then me breaking the remote by hucking it at the TV.

I only submitted half of those newsflashes.

You're next farktard

glaurunge: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.

I LOL'ed.

/If the Pope goes, holay sheet.

Mother Teresa? Oh wait, that was 1997.
L Ron Hubbard? Crap, 1987.
Uh, Haile Selassie, unintentional Jesus of the Rastas? Turns out that was in 75.

I give up, I'm really bad at this.

Was Heath Ledger a pope?

subby: Head of Greece Orthodox Church dies

If the leader of an atheist group dies, does that complete the trifecta or bring it back to one?

frank2: You're next farktard

Who is that guy?

Monkey's Knuckle:

PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! Come on everybody! Fudgereport has the right idea!

PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!
PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!
PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!
PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!


"If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!"

Dispector

It's David Miscavige the a-hole head of Scientology.

Wikipedia

I think we all know who's to blame

waReZ uR gOd n0w?

Yeah, I know global wombats was first, but he didn't have a pic...

/been waiting for a chance to break that one out

fudgereport: PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS

SUPER DRAGON *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

glaurunge: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.

A winner is you! :D

SquirrelWithLargeNuts: This must be the start of the Rapture.

Dude, Jesus, I was totally on your side the whole time man. I don't even know these farkers.

DrGunsforHands: If the leader of an atheist group dies, does that complete the trifecta or bring it back to one?

Having a leader of Atheism is a bit like having a colony of hermits.

Goodnight, Funnyman.

glaurunge: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.

He's more machine now than man.

Arthur Jumbles: Was Heath Ledger a pope?

this.

glaurunge: DrGunsforHands: If the leader of an atheist group dies, does that complete the trifecta or bring it back to one?

Having a leader of Atheism is a bit like having a colony of hermits.

Well, technically, not believing in a deity doesn't preclude people from getting organized and having a spokesperson or leader. Now, having a leader for a group of anarchists...that just doesn't make any sense at all.

frank2: It's David Miscavige the a-hole head of Scientology.

You know... after reviewing the information provided I think he's qualified to run for President... right there along Romney, Guiliani, and Huckabee. Wouldn't that be terrific?