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(Yahoo) News Head of Greece Orthodox Church dies. Religious leader death trifecta now in play   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 81
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truth_is_stranger_than_fishin [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:27:11 PM  
I got dibs on the pope!
www.maj.com

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:32:23 PM  
Come on, Pope! You can do it!

 
Persepolis 2008-01-27 11:33:45 PM  
Come onnnn, Ayatollah.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:42:48 PM  
Go banana!!

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-01-27 11:43:20 PM  
Who's the leader of Scientology?

 
ElTaco 2008-01-27 11:43:47 PM  
Plz be tom cruise....

 
skinink 2008-01-27 11:44:42 PM  
The Church of Cthulhu's leader won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

 
Pegasus_CAG 2008-01-27 11:44:49 PM  
Good Lord. If the Pope dies I hit the Pick 3!

 
Terrx [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:44:58 PM  
Fred Phelps if were lucky.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-01-27 11:45:02 PM  
What is this about religious leaders and head?

 
Jsc810 2008-01-27 11:46:05 PM  
Please let #3 be Lewis Farrakhan.

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2008-01-27 11:46:13 PM  
This must be the start of the Rapture.

 
nativefloridian 2008-01-27 11:46:54 PM  
Fred Phelps should be next. Though I'm not sure he qualifies as a 'religious' leader.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:47:12 PM  
ElTaco: Plz be tom cruise....

I had a freaky dream the other night Tom Cruise had died in a random accident, complete with me getting fed up with all the news flashes and then me breaking the remote by hucking it at the TV.

 
global wombats [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:47:16 PM  
Greece Orthodox Church?

Greeks are confused.

 
GreatPenguin 2008-01-27 11:47:29 PM  
Oh please let it be Phelps.

 
Bill Frist 2008-01-27 11:47:41 PM  
i submitted this with much more offensive headlines...

 
glaurunge 2008-01-27 11:48:13 PM  
truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.

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alacy52 2008-01-27 11:48:28 PM  
I'm betting on the Dalai Lama.

/If I'm right, I win eternal consciousness
//So I got that going for me, which is nice.

 
nobodyUwannaknow 2008-01-27 11:48:30 PM  
JonnyBGoode: Who's the leader of Scientology?
`Rear Admiral' David Miscavage
aka Dainty Davey of the Backdoor Navy

/nttawwt

 
truth_is_stranger_than_fishin [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:48:51 PM  
SquirrelWithLargeNuts: This must be the start of the Rapture.

Did you hear that 'Meet the Spartans' took top spot at the box office?

 
The Bing 2008-01-27 11:49:40 PM  
JonnyBGoode: Who's the leader of Scientology?

David Miscavige. Lets hope Anon delivers.

 
Dispector 2008-01-27 11:50:13 PM  
GreatPenguin: Oh please let it be Phelps.

And there were celebrations and tribulations through out the lands. The people rejoiced through the consumption of wine, bread, and honey. And it was good.

/if only we're that lucky

 
Infobahn 2008-01-27 11:51:50 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
Approves

/had to from the Mormon thread

 
MagusMcCormick 2008-01-27 11:51:51 PM  
please god take back Phelps and his whole culty-clan

 
truth_is_stranger_than_fishin [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:52:03 PM  
2 for 1?

www.maj.com

 
fudgereport 2008-01-27 11:52:15 PM  
PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:52:25 PM  
FunkOut: ElTaco: Plz be tom cruise....

I had a freaky dream the other night Tom Cruise had died in a random accident, complete with me getting fed up with all the news flashes and then me breaking the remote by hucking it at the TV.


I only submitted half of those newsflashes.

 
frank2 2008-01-27 11:52:49 PM  
www.nndb.com

You're next farktard

 
Manberg 2008-01-27 11:53:23 PM  
glaurunge: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.


I LOL'ed.

/If the Pope goes, holay sheet.

 
33mhz 2008-01-27 11:53:38 PM  
Mother Teresa? Oh wait, that was 1997.
L Ron Hubbard? Crap, 1987.
Uh, Haile Selassie, unintentional Jesus of the Rastas? Turns out that was in 75.

I give up, I'm really bad at this.

 
Arthur Jumbles [TotalFark] 2008-01-27 11:54:20 PM  
Was Heath Ledger a pope?

 
SlowTimedRapid 2008-01-27 11:54:39 PM  
subby: Head of Greece Orthodox Church dies

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DrGunsforHands 2008-01-27 11:55:07 PM  
If the leader of an atheist group dies, does that complete the trifecta or bring it back to one?

 
Dispector 2008-01-27 11:55:40 PM  
frank2: You're next farktard

Who is that guy?

 
AllahAckbar 2008-01-27 11:58:22 PM  
Monkey's Knuckle:

PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! Come on everybody! Fudgereport has the right idea!

PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!
PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!
PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!
PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS! PHELPS!


"If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!"

 
highlife2 2008-01-27 11:59:03 PM  
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frank2 2008-01-28 12:00:28 AM  
Dispector

It's David Miscavige the a-hole head of Scientology.

Wikipedia

 
farktastic12345 2008-01-28 12:01:49 AM  
I think we all know who's to blame

news.scientology.org

www.scientology.org

 
MrEricSir 2008-01-28 12:02:12 AM  
waReZ uR gOd n0w?

 
SlowTimedRapid 2008-01-28 12:02:45 AM  
Yeah, I know global wombats was first, but he didn't have a pic...

/been waiting for a chance to break that one out

 
suicide 2008-01-28 12:03:25 AM  
fudgereport: PHELPS PHELPS PHELPS

SUPER DRAGON *clap clap clap-clap-clap*

 
Basking_lizard 2008-01-28 12:06:53 AM  
glaurunge: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.


A winner is you! :D

 
Mentat [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 12:11:32 AM  
SquirrelWithLargeNuts: This must be the start of the Rapture.

Dude, Jesus, I was totally on your side the whole time man. I don't even know these farkers.

 
glaurunge 2008-01-28 12:13:07 AM  
DrGunsforHands: If the leader of an atheist group dies, does that complete the trifecta or bring it back to one?

Having a leader of Atheism is a bit like having a colony of hermits.

 
FiatJustitia 2008-01-28 12:13:17 AM  
Goodnight, Funnyman.

 
reillan 2008-01-28 12:13:21 AM  
glaurunge: truth_is_stranger_than_fishin: I got dibs on the pope!

Unless he's got a half-man half-machine to throw him down into an energy shaft, I wouldn't hold your breath.


He's more machine now than man.

 
thexdigitalxjedi 2008-01-28 12:18:17 AM  
Arthur Jumbles: Was Heath Ledger a pope?

this.

 
FunkOut [TotalFark] 2008-01-28 12:18:24 AM  
glaurunge: DrGunsforHands: If the leader of an atheist group dies, does that complete the trifecta or bring it back to one?

Having a leader of Atheism is a bit like having a colony of hermits.


Well, technically, not believing in a deity doesn't preclude people from getting organized and having a spokesperson or leader. Now, having a leader for a group of anarchists...that just doesn't make any sense at all.

 
Dispector 2008-01-28 12:22:41 AM  
frank2: It's David Miscavige the a-hole head of Scientology.

You know... after reviewing the information provided I think he's qualified to run for President... right there along Romney, Guiliani, and Huckabee. Wouldn't that be terrific?

 
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