Alright! 3-Way!

Rule of threes, subby, do you know it?

"Gym teacher Beth Ann Chester, 26, is accused of sending nude photos and lurid texts to a freshman's cell phone."

Chester the Molestor?

I'll have what subby's having.

TTIWWP

does subby need to rub one out now?

hah! nice headline.

I knew they would put Debra Lafave in the pic show without even clicking. She is the hot teacher we would have all done had we had the chance. I know I would not have reported her for "abusing" me in high school.

Do they take volunteers?

tonesskin: TTIWWP

no problem. here you go:

brap: "Gym teacher Beth Ann Chester, 26, is accused of sending nude photos and lurid texts to a freshman's cell phone."

Chester the Molestor?

I had bus driver named Lester. He called himself Mo.

Also:
Lesbian Catholic High School Gym Teacher Love Affair, anyone (with you might hit it but she wouldn't let you pic) (pops)

/Ah, I miss Immaculata
//ejaculatta

PENIS

/i win

Where the hell were these teachers when I was in middle/high school?

/seriously, nothing even close to this happened in my school district
//closest we got was bus drivers with stacks of kiddie porn in their houses
///and one who took cell phone pics of kids as they got on the bus

Where were the hot easy teachers when I was in school?

1. Teachers claim it's a genetic predisposition.
2. If it's genetic, we can't expect them to control themselves.
3. Therefore we have to legalize it as an alternative lifestyle.

//God forbid we expect any american to practice self restraint.
///or we could just send them to jail. (my choice)

Miss Misery: brap: "Gym teacher Beth Ann Chester, 26, is accused of sending nude photos and lurid texts to a freshman's cell phone."

Chester the Molestor?

I had bus driver named Lester. He called himself Mo.

Also:
Lesbian Catholic High School Gym Teacher Love Affair, anyone (with you might hit it but she wouldn't let you pic) (pops)

/Ah, I miss Immaculata
//ejaculatta

Heh. I like the slideshow in your link of other female teachers/rapists

Yeah but will they do it faster?

Gee.... when is the government finally going to start doing something about shark attacks, air rage, and missing blonde women? These have been serious problems long before teachers started getting it on with their students.

Oh, there were a few teachers like this when I was in high school. All men though. One was a fat, short, greasy Greek man who had to shave his neck to differentiate between his chest hair and beard. Another was a very, very short French guy who didn't look old enough to shave and dressed like Urkel. Another was a fat, hairy Italian guy. No idea how they pulled in the idiot girls, they were all ugly as hell. Must've been the accents.

I need a cigarette after reading that headline.

I think they should bring back the cane. Every naughty boy needs a good whippin'.

Some days, I wish I was homeschooled...

My elementary school had a pedophile janitor. He stared at girls all the time. And he befriended the gym teacher so he could stand around and watch us during gym class, or worse, the gymnastics club. He even tried to grab me once. I was wearing a shiny jacket and he asked if it was nylon and tried to touch my sleeve. I spoke to the teacher and the principal and all they did was "have a talk" with him. He was eventually transfered to my junior high. I guess enough people complained. But they can't fire these asshats so they solve the problem by sending them to a school where the girls are more developed. Thankfully he DIAF'd. I had a good laugh.

jlevine: Some days, I wish I was homeschooled...

Something in my pants is now getting harder...harder...HARDER

SkySnake: jlevine: Some days, I wish I was homeschooled...

Something in my pants is now getting harder...harder...HARDER

Dude! That's my wife!
/Homeschooled
//Gym, 26 minutes (it opens at midnight)

Man, I didn't even have any hot teachers for looking at, much less any easy ones that'd "abuse me".

Maybe I'd have stayed in school.

In other news, Florida to have no more teachers soon.

AngledLuffa: In other news, Florida to have no more teachers soon.

cool, then we can have even more property taxes cuts!

And only if it's a male teacher.

Nice.....

Looks like male teachers are going to have even tougher prison sentencing.

Someone needs to ask, just how many of these sexual offenders are RITALIN children? I'd bet 90+%. I believe it halts sexual development around twelve and keeps it there for a while.

AtomPeepers: I knew they would put Debra Lafave in the pic show without even clicking. She is the hot teacher we would have all done had we had the chance. I know I would not have reported her for "abusing" me in high school.

The only time I would've reported her is if she tried to break up with me...
But yeah, 16 year old Jorm and nowaday Jorm would hit it. Hit it like a 10/10 leviathan with trample.

/was an MTG nerd in junior high and senior high...

that deserves a *golf clap*

I can't believe you Farkers missed out on Albany's own Bo Derek look-alike

I'm confused by something:

16 year old student has sex with a 30 year old teacher?

She was too young to "consent" to the sex and is a "victim."

Same girl murders 6 people with an axe?

She's charged as an adult for murder.

What does that mean, exactly?

You can consent to murder before you can consent to sex or just that sex is worse than murder???

I also never understood the "too drunk" to consent to sex thing.

(And I'm NOT talking about completely in-animate blacked out or passed out girls - just drunk ones.)

A girl gets drunk and has sex she regrets she can be seen as a "rape victim" as she was too drunk to give consent but if the same drunk girl gets behind the wheel of a car and causes a fatal accident she will absolutely be held accountable for those actions.

What's the difference?

Ultimately, these laws - coupled with the slap-on-the-wrist sentences that adult females who have sex with "minor" boys get as opposed to the sever punishments men get when they sleep with underage females^*** - do little if anything other than make being female a "protected class" for whom special laws must be applied to keep them safe and, also infantilizes them in that it says "you're not smart enough to look after your self or be responsible for yourself, use men are gonna have to do it for you."

If I was a woman this would really piss me off.


***

Am I the only one waiting for somebody charged with this kind of crime to appeal all the way up to the USSC based on the myriad instances of women charged with the same crime getting probation, supervision, only a few years in jail as precedent to challenge the sentences that men get for the same crime under the equal protection clause of the U.S. Constitution?

I'm not advocating that the female teachers be punished more severely then they are, mind you, only that the punishments for these crimes are equal regardless of gender.

If a woman having sex with an underage boy is somehow actually less of a crime then a man having sex with an underage girl that needs to be codified into the law.

As it stands, the wildly disparate kind of sentences that people receive for committing the same offenses merely based on the gender of the offender is flat out illegal.

If blacks received 10 times the length of the sentence for committing the same crime that whites were convicted of there would be (rightfully so) a huge public outcry.

(And, on some level, there is with the new reviews of the differences between crack and powder cocaine sentencing guidelines.)

How is this any different?

How shameful of you people to wish that you had a teacher in highschool that slept with students. A minor cannot make the decision for themselve.... bwahahahaha, just kidding, I wish the hot english teacher kept me after class for some X-tra credit! Cue the "Crammin for college" song.